"I have a pretty skirt" Link yelled with joy as he found out that he is actually a she with the looks of a man.. there for a he/she.. and yes his 'kilt' is a skirt..

"I feel free" Link happily announced. Along with "Im not wearing boy under wear.. Im wearing a thong!"

He bounced some more until he met the old tree with the mustache.

The tree spoke.. "now that you are a he/she which part are you going to take of my missions .. boy or girl?"

"girl, no wait if im a girl when I carry my missions I might show my thong when I jump over the big balls..ummm.. Ill be a boy"

"…ok…"

"by the way that mustache is so ten minutes ago you should shave" Link went an got a chain saw from his hut and said "How do you want it cut clean or stubby?"

The wisdom tree replied "clean please I got hot date with an Oak tree"

Link then shaved off the mustache. I think old wisdom tree might miss it but I heard the Oak tree and wisdom tree, touched roots!

Then Link saw that little red head boy who is always trying to pick up that rock.

Link stood behind him and bent over.. :P Oh how the red head kid enjoyed it..

the help! You thought I meant something dirty didn't you shame on you!

Hee hee

The adventures of Link!