A/n- Hello, this is the second chapter of my lame fic, "I'll Follow you Into The Dark". Which you should know... because you would of had to click on the title to get to the second chapter... Okay, I will stop there.

Any ways, this is about Phibrizo and Amelia's wedding. It takes place three days after the first Fan Fiction. (Yes... they planned a wedding in three days, apparently the kingdom of Saillune is starved for entertainment.)

By the way, just like I didn't in the first chapter, I do not own Slayers. I'm also making zero money from this. Once again this is A FAN FICTION.


"Wow Amelia, you really look great." The sorceress complimented the young bride.

"Thank you Miss Lina, but are you sure that my dress looks alright on me?" The nervous princess asked.

She was wearing a strapless, traditional white dress, that flared out at her waist, and a diamond covered tiara. She was holding a bouquet of pure white roses. The only make up she was wearing was a light shade of pink lip gloss and a little blush.

"Yes, but don't be so worried, I'm sure your", Lina shudders," husband will think you look beautiful."

"Oh Miss Lina, thank you, your are such a great friend!" Amelia gushed. " I'm so happy that all of you supported me." She added, which was directed to Filia and Sylphiel, who was currently occupied on working on their hair.

All the brides maids wore matching dresses, which were strapless,pale pink and slim fitting.

Once the girls were satisfied with their appearence, they were ready to leave, and go to the outside place where the ceromony would be held. Phibrizo wore a classic black suite, with a white rose tucked into his pocket. Zelgadiss, Gourry, Xelloss were all forced to share the position of best man. Each of them, like Phibrizo, wore a black suit. Well actually Xelloss wore a purple suit, and he wasn't really the best man, but the guy who would perform the wedding.

( There was a freak a chicken leg accident the second day of planning the wedding.The only priest around choked to death.So, with Xelloss being the only "priest" at the time, was given the duty of performing the ceremony. )

The wedding location was held in the city's park. There was a total of two-hundred chairs, with five chairs on the grooms side, and one-hundred-ninety chairs on the brides. The altar was decorated with white roses, which was where Phibrizo was already standing, with Xelloss. Some of the guest that had attended for the brides side was a empty chair for Amelia's sister, Martina and Zangulus, and their daughter, Zoana. Also there was Luna,(Which was unknown to Lina), and pretty much every character they had met. On the grooms side was Zelas... and that's it.

Filia, the flower girl, then walked down the aisle, throwing tiny, pale pink flowers. Between the basket of flowers, she also carried baby Valgaav, who held a pillow with two rings on it.(He had hatched two hours after Amelia caste the giga slave.)

After that came Sylphiel and Lina, who went to the brides side and stood their quietly. After them came Zelgadiss and Gourry, who went to the grooms side. After that came a blushing, Amelia, and her father, Philionel el di Saillune, who was holding a tissue and sobbing. Amelia walked up the altar, and stood in front of Phibrizo. Amelia smiled at Phibrizo, and Phibrizo smiled back. Xelloss stood in front of them. All the attendants talked quietly amongst themselves, on such subjects on "Why didn't the priest where priest robes", "Why was their only one person on the grooms side", and "Where's the cake?". Twenty minutes later, everyone had quieted down, and everyone was waiting for Xelloss to start the wedding. Amelia, who had been smiling the whole time, mouth started twitching at the corners. The brides maids and the best men, were all tempted to sit down, and Gourry had fallen asleep against the altar. There was a awkward silence, to say the least.

"Hey, Xelloss, shouldn't you start going over the words now?" Amelia whispered.

"The what?" Xelloss asked innocently.

"The book with every thing you have to say, the book that we left in your room." Amelia returned.

"Ohh, you wanted me to read that?"

Amelia's eye twitched. "Why didn't you read it XELLOSS!"

"Sore wa himitsu desu."

"..." Was all Amelia said.

"My my, Amelia, calm down." Xelloss replied hastily, sensing the anger coming from her.

"Trust a namagomi to ruin a wedding". Filia said.

Xelloss turned and glared at her, and was about to comment back, but Lina stopped the oncoming fight with a "I will dragon slave you if you don't cut it out look".

"Ohh, what are we going to do now"! Amelia wailed, breaking out into tears,

Phibrizo patted his bride on the back. "It's okay, I'm sure there is another priest here."

"I could make it up as I go along." Supplied Xelloss.

Amelia and Phibrizo glared at him.

"We have do something, every one here is probably bored." Amelia said, with her eyes scanning the attendants. More than half the people were asleep, some looked like they were about to leave, some were crying(You know, the people who always cry at weddings.), and one person(Zelas) was surrounded by empty cigrat cases and wine glasses.

"I'm an ex-priestess." Filia offered.

"Are you ordained?" Amelia asked, her eyes full of stars.

"No." Filia said. Amelia's face fell. "But nether was Xelloss", she pointed out," So I could just read every thing from the book."

"Hey, so could I". Xelloss pouted.

"Thank you so much Miss Filia". Amelia said, then retrived a book from one of the people who put the wedding together, and handed it to the dragon. Amelia ignored Xelloss' protest.

Filia walked over to Lina, and handed her baby Valgaav, and then she walked over to where Xelloss was standing. "Does he have to stand there?" Filia asked.

"Miss Filia can you please hurry up before someone leaves?" Amelia pleaded.

Filia sighed. "I'll put up with him for the sake of your wedding." She turned a page in the book. " Dearly beloved. We are gathered here to join together this man and this woman in matrimony."

Phibrizo and Amelia joined hands.

"Finally". Some one from the audience called out.

Filia ignored this." Do you Phibrizo, take this woman whose hand you now hold, to be your true and wedded wife; and do you solemnly promise to love, cherish, honor and protect her: to forsake all others for her sake; to cleave unto her, and her only, until death shall part you?"

"Sure". Phibrizo said, flashing a cute smile.

"Do you Amelia, take this man whose hand you now hold, to be your true and wedded husband; and do you solemnly promise to love, cherish, honor and protect him: to forsake all others for his sake; to cleave unto him, and him only, until death shall part you?" Filia read.

"Yup." Amelia said smiling.

"A simple yes would do". Filia muttered. Filia hurriedly retrived baby Valgaav from Lina, (Valgaav was the ring bearer), and walked back to where she was previously standing. Phibrizo took a stunning diamond ring from the pillow Valgaav held, and place it on Amelia's finger. Amelia then took a solid golden ring and place it on Phibrizo's finger.

"By the power invested in me. I now pronounce you wife and husband. You may now kiss the bride."

Phibrizo kissed Amelia on the lips. The attendants awed, while the attending mazoku's gagged, except for Phibrizo.


The Reception.


The reception was held inside, in a huge ball room. The theme was silver and white, there was three glass tables that contained a huge bowl of punch and cups, and several other tables that either had white flowers in a golden vase, or white candles.

The cake had five layers, and was white decorated with silver stars.The cake topper was Amelia wearing a shirt that read "Justice", and Phibrizo giving a thumbs up.

There was also a buffet, with thirty long tables cover with various foods.

Gourry and Lina's mouth watered. They turned to Amelia, who gave them a nod, and began attacking the table. "Just stay away from the cake for now." Amelia called out.

Everyone rushed to the tables, to try to eat something before it was all gone. Amelia adverted her eyes from the carnage of the food tables and to the four people who was standing by her, Sylphiel, Filia and baby Valgaav, Xelloss, and her new husband, Phibrizo.

Xelloss was content with feeding of the pain of the people who's arms/legs got broken,fire balled, or unconscious if they came too close to Lina at the buffet tables.

Zelgadiss was sipping coffee while standing against a wall.

"Well, I might as well through the bouquet now." Amelia said loudly. A storm of women ran over to where Amelia was. Amelia turned around, and threw the bouquet high into the air. The women jumped over each other and kicked, punched, pulled hair, all so they could catch the bouquet. It landed in a girl's arms, who dropped it after ten women jumped on her, and soared in the air, and landed in the crook of Filia's arm. Valgaav gurgled happily. The crowd of women glared at her and left to go to the practically empty food tables.

"Oh, I have to throw something too," Phibrizo suddenly remembered," Oh well, I really have no idea what it is. I guess I will just throw this candy bar." Phibrizo said, as he took the said candy bar out of his pocket and threw it.

Since almost everyone was eating, the only guys there was Xelloss, Zelgadiss, Valgaav and Phibrizo. The candy bar landed in Zelgadiss coffee, which he stared at disgustedly and threw once again, this time Xelloss was the one to catch it. "Yay, apparently I'm getting married!" The mazoku said. He grinned at Zelgadiss.

"Don't look at me you freak." Zelgadiss said, with no emotion.

"Hmm, I'm getting married?" Filia mused.

"To me"? Xelloss said.

"I would respond, but I don't want to scar my little Valgaav with violence." Filia responded.

Valgaav giggled at the mention of violence.

"You know... I think it's TIME TO CUT THE CAKE". Amelia said loudly, to the people eating.

"Cake"! Gourry and Lina cheered, as they dug in. Everyone else followed suite. A flying piece of cake hit Amelia square in the forehead, and she passed out. Sylphiel stood over her, fanning her with a napkin.

Xelloss turned to Phibrizo. "Why don't you get sick by talking about love?" He asked.

Phibrizo smiled, and cackled. "You see, Amelia often makes justice speeches, which causes people pain. I focus on the pain she is creating rather than what she is saying."

"So you don't really", Xelloss shudders," love her?"

"I love how she annoys and causes pain." Phibrizo said, blinking.

"That doesn't make any sense." Xelloss said.

"It's best not to think about it too much." Phibrizo replied.

Amelia choose that time to wake up. She turned her head to where her cake had been, before it was completly devored. Her right eye twitched. "How DARE you people eat my cake, and not leave me any! Do you know how unjust that is? That cake was made for MY wedding, and you unjust people unjustly ATE my cake!"(And with that she launches into her famous justice speech.)

Phibrizo smiled. "So much pain and guilt."

Xelloss fell to the ground covering his ears. "Why did I come to this wedding?" He moaned.


A/n- The end.Okay the end sucked, but I had a awful case of writers block. I have another idea to write anyways. But, the whole point of this story is to explain how Phibby is alive, so I can use him in my Slayers/Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok crossover survivor story. :)

Any ways, I going to tell everyone the truth. I know I can't keep this a secret any more. It has to come out. I apologize for deceiving you all...I...

I have...

I have no idea how a wedding works. lol

Please review? (Pulls a puppy out of thin air.) The puppy has a sign that reads,"My owner won't feed me unless she gets reviews". The puppy then takes on a sickening cute look, that melts your heart with it's extreem cuteness and makes you want to throw up your lunch/ whatever you recently ate.

Thank you for reading!