Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take On Hogwarts-

samuraiduck27 and PsychoKitty13

A/N: Helloooo, minna!

PK13: We're back with another chappie!

SD27: And it's a quick update!

PK13: So go us.

SD27: Although finals be next week, so we shall be cramming for them.

PK13: At least I will- SD's a procrastinator who'll study the last five minutes before the bell rings.

SD27: (sweat drops) JUST because I did that during midterm finals doesn't mean it'll happen again! And that worked fine for me, thankyouverymuch!

PK13: …and what was your Geometry final grade again, SD? Hmm? Something in the low 50's? A grade beginning with the letters F-A-I-L--

SD27: Shut up.


Japanese Words-

Ne: right, as in "That's okay, right?" not the direction
-chan: suffix used to indicate familiarity, friendship, affection; can mean little. When used by PK to SD, it is meant to be both a term of endearment and insult. ("SD-chan" equals "Little SD")
Ano: um…
Itai- ouch, that hurts
Baka- idiot, stupid
Minna-san- everyone
Ja ne- goodbye, later


DISCLAIMER: See chappie 1- I aint writing it out…


Chapter 1- It's All Your Fault!

Grass…lots and lots of grass. That was what PK woke up to when she came around.

"Ugh…my head…" she moaned, getting up on her knees and falling back on her butt, "I wonder where SD is."

The brunette looked around and saw a slumped over figure about 10 feet behind her. Not trusting her legs at the moment, she crawled over to SD and looked down at her.

"Of all the times not to have a camera…" she chuckled.

SD was lying on her back, curled up and snoring quite loudly. She was mumbling something in her sleep… something about evil marshmallows out to get her.

"Okay, SD- time to wake up."

PK shook SD by the shoulder- only resulting in SD shooing her hand away in her sleep and mumbling "No… keep 'm 'way from me…" before snoring loudly once again.

"We really need to get you some psychiatric help; ne, SD-chan?" PK sighed, trying again.

"Not the Peeps!" yelled SD, waking up and jolting upwards violently, a frightened and wide-eyed look on her face.

PK started laughing and SD frowned before whacking her over her head. She looked around as PK rubbed her head and growled at her.

There was grass- lots of it. And trees too. There was something in the distance, and what looked like a lake as well. Some big building- looked kind of like a castle from SD's POV.

"Ano…where are we, PK?" SD asked, giving PK a confused look.

"How the hell should I know?" she retorted, "It's your fault we're stuck here…wherever here is!"

"Well if you would have just handed me back my stuff-"

"I was helping you pick up your things that fell from your bag!"

"Which you ripped."

"Only because you were going to press that button!"

"Well, you didn't have to rip my bag!"

"And you didn't have to break into that lab! You and your curiosity, I swear…"

SD grinned sheepishly,"…okay, so it is my fault. So, let's just figure out where the heck we are and get back home, okies?"

SD stood up, brushed off her pants, and collected her book bag, "Odd…" she mumbled,

"My book's gone."

PK stood up as well and winced- something was wrong with her ankle, "Itai… what'd you say, SD?"

"I said my HP book's gone. That thing cost me a lot of money! Argh!" she repeated, growling in frustration.

"Little help here, SD- hurt my ankle."

SD went over to her friend and slung PK's arm over her shoulder for support, "What'd you do this time? Don't answer- I think I see a castle in the distance. Maybe we got transported to England?"

"Maybe, that'd actually be kinda cool."


The two hobbled their way past the forest boundaries, up the slope, and were nearing the lake when SD stopped suddenly.

"What's up now?" PK sighed.

"Is it just me, or does it seem like I've seen this before?" said SD.

PK blinked and looked around, "Yeah… like in a movie or something."

Both girls looked at each other before shaking their heads, "Nah…" they said before continuing to hobble their way to the castle.


PK whistled, " Hoo boy… those are some big doors…"

"Yeah," SD nodded, "You got that right."

SD tried to pull on the brass door pull, but it was too heavy for her to lift.

"Ugh…hea-vy!" she cried before pounding on the door a few times.

"I don't think that's working. Maybe it's abandoned?" PK offered from her seat on the

ground.

"I don't think an abandoned castle would have such nicely cut grass and a fairly well-kept garden, PK." retorted SD.

"Maybe no one's home then." PK shrugged.

SD, out of frustration, growled before backing up and charging into the door with all the strength she could muster. The end result was a large BANG sound and SD falling over, apparently knocked out for the moment, and PK laughing a bit before crawling to her friend, sighing.

Head butting a heavy door like that had to be the stupidest idea SD had ever had.


Severus Snape walked down the halls of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, answering a summons from the Headmaster.

"Lemon Drops." he muttered as he came to a stop in front of a gargoyle, who, at the command, jumped away and revealed a winding staircase leading upwards to the Headmaster's office.

The dark-haired man sighed as he reached the top, before opening the door to the Headmaster's office.

"You needed me, Headmaster?" he asked as he entered.

A silver-haired, elderly man looked up from his desk to the frowning, clearly displeased-to-be-there man in front of him. His clear blue eyes held a twinkle in them as he looked at the younger wizard. This man was Albus Dumbledore, Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, and probably the most powerful wizard in the world.

"Ah! Severus! Nice to see you- care for a lemon drop?" Dumbledore greeted, pulling a pack of the said candies out of a drawer.

"No, thank you Headmaster. I believe you needed me for something?" Snape declined, moving across the room to stand in front of the desk.

"Oh! Yes, yes. I believe we have two intruders near the doors, Severus. Will you go check that out?"

Snape did something very uncharacteristic of him as he noted the tone of flippancy that Dumbledore used when he addressed the problem- he dropped his jaw and looked at the man with disbelief.

"There are intruders. On the grounds. Near the main doors. And you are not worried?" Snape managed to say, barely keeping his temper with the older wizard.

"I usually would be, in a circumstance like this; but I can sense our visitors are of no threat to us. Just a pair who have lost their way. And since you are the only staff member here and not busy at the moment, I'd like you to go check things out." Dumbledore replied, eyes twinkling as Snape still looked at him with disbelief.

"…Of course, Dumbledore…" Snape ground out before leaving the presence of the older man and going to see what was going on.


"SD, SD, SD…" PK sighed, poking her friend in the shoulder.

The blond girl just lay there unresponsive; yep. She was out cold.

PK groaned and sat back against the doors, only to have them fall out from behind her.

"What the? Hey! They opened!" PK exclaimed, looking up.

She gulped and wondered what the heck was going on as she met the eyes of an angry and slightly confused Professor Snape.

Neither said a word, just looked at each other, until Snape's eyes took in the unconscious SD and he looked at PK in disbelief.

"What the bloody hell are two muggles doing here?"


Snape's POV

Well, this was definitely a surprise. As I opened the giant doors to the grounds- I was expecting maybe a wizard or witch who had lost their way or something of the sort, not two muggle teenage girls.

Oddly attired and injured ones at that.

After all, the castle is warded to keep danger out as well as hide it from muggle eyes. And Dumbledore would have known if the wards were down, so these two had to be witches. It was the only plausible reason!

But the one nearest to me, she just gave me an odd look- as if she had never heard the word muggle before or if she had, knew what it meant.

"Um…hey?" she said, greeting me warily.

I raised an eyebrow. "Well, what are you waiting for? Are you coming in or not?" I asked.

The girl raised her eyebrows in response, "Excuse me, mister tall, dark, and greasy! But if you haven't noticed- I AM INJURED!"

Well, that was another thing I was not expecting. It had been quite a long time since someone had the gall to yell back at me. Let alone an insolent little girl like her.

"What about your…friend over there?" I asked coldly, letting the insults pass.

"You mean SD?" she inquired before laughing, "She was stupid enough to think head-butting the door would get us in."

A groan came from the girl- SD, what an odd name- as she got up and glared at the brunette in front of me.

"You calling me stupid, PK? That's not…nice…" she grumbled before falling back over.

I walked over to the girl and flipped her over- out again.

"Probably a concussion. She needs to go to the hospital wing." I murmured to myself.

"And what about me?" the other huffed.

"What about you?" I replied, drawing a glare from her, "Surely you can walk on your own?"

"No! My ankle's hurt!" she pouted.

Refraining from rolling my eyes, I went over to the pouting girl and asked her which ankle it was that was injured. She pointed to her right one, and pretending like I was shifting the bones or some whatnot, I whispered a spell and did a bit of wandless magic to fix her ankle. The girl was none the wiser, though I was a bit dizzy for a second from the process.

"Yay! All better! Thanks, um…maybe we should get SD inside now. Where are we anyways?"

Merlin…this girl must have multiple personality disorder or something. Too many mood swings for her to be normal, after all.

End Snape's POV


PK was charged with the task of carrying SD through the castle, since Snape wouldn't lower himself to doing the task. But once they started going farther and farther into the castle, with PK gazing in wonder at the halls, pictures, and etcetera and trying to heave SD's dead weight around at the same time, it was a wonder they were moving at all. So, going with instinct and facts, he assumed that PK had to be a witch, or at least from a magical family, and cast a spell.

"Moblicorpulus." Snape muttered, and SD's body moved into an upright position and began to move as if she were walking, though it was obvious that the girl was still knocked out.

"Y-you just did magic!" PK exclaimed.

Damn…looks like I was wrong. I'll have to wipe her memory later… Snape cursed mentally as the two progressed.

"Yes, I did indeed do magic. Now if you will follow me." Snape replied.

Meanwhile, PK's brain was working furiously.

The only place I could think of would be Hogwarts. That's where we have to be, it just makes sense! Big magical castle, going to hospital wing, magic spells- I know that the spell this guy cast was used in the third book on Snape- wait a sec!

PK almost stopped as she looked at the man walking a few steps ahead of her, This guy is Snape! Tall, dark greasy hair, pale skin, bad attitude, yep. That…that means we're in the Harry Potter world… the transporter must have brought us here when the beam hit the book! That's why we couldn't find it! SD's gonna go nuts when she finds out. But how the hell are we gonna get home?

PK mused on her and SD's predicament as the three walked down to the hospital wing and, after dropping SD off in the care of Madame Pomfrey (and avoiding any questions on where SD and PK had come from), her and Snape made their way to Dumbledore's office.


Those eyes are way creepy. PK concluded as she sat in front of Dumbledore's desk.

"Now, Miss, may I ask who you are and how you got on the castle grounds?" Dumbledore asked.

"Um…my name's Kat. Kat Dilefea, but you can call me PK." she answered, feeling a little uncomfortable.

Dumbledore smiled, sensing the girl's anxiety, "Now, now, you aren't in any trouble, Miss Dilefea. I only wish to know how you got here."

PK sighed, "You're got gonna believe me."

The man chuckled, "Try me."

"Well, me and SD- she's the one in the hospital wing- were on a field trip to some laboratory facilities for science class. SD broke into one of the labs that had a teleportation thingy in it, she dragged me along, and she accidentally set it off, and the beam hit us, we went poof and ended up here." PK explained, not going into great detail.

To her surprise, Dumbledore nodded and said nothing more on the subject.

"Um…is this really a magic castle?" PK asked.

Dumbledore's eyes widened a bit, "You mean you didn't know what this place was?"

Deciding to play the fool, she answered, "N-no… I thought it was a regular castle. Then the guy that brought me here did something with a stick that made SD's body walk on it's own. And that the stairs move and people in pictures do as well made me think different."

Sighing at the twist of events, Dumbledore studied the girl in front of him. There had to be some sort of magic in her- otherwise she wouldn't have been able to get past the barriers, teleported or not.

Focusing hard on PK, he finally noticed a small trace of magic in her. The levels were quite low for any wizarding child, but the magic was there. And SD probably had the same as well. Then there was the fact of the waves of nervousness radiating off the girl.

"Is there something you wish to tell me, Miss Dilefea?" Dumbledore inquired.

That guy's gotta get a new line…was the fleeting thought running through the brunette's head as she recalled several times in the books that the man in front of her had used that same line. But…he's pretty trustworthy, and he can read my mind as it is- so maybe I should just give him the truth. A slightly altered version that is.

So, taking a deep breath, she told Dumbledore how back in the real world (though she didn't phrase it as such) everyone knew about the wizarding world, Voldemort, the magical schools and such, but thought it was all fictional. They accepted it, but didn't really believe something like that would exist except in legend. (after all, the books could be considered legendary one day- what kid hasn't read them?)

"So…what you're saying is that this…transportation device your friend set off brought you here from what could be considered as a parallel universe to this one?" he asked, letting it sink in for a moment.

"Uh… I guess? If that's how you wanna put it."

Dumbledore nodded, "Very well. I can't just send you and your friend out with nowhere to go, so you will be residing in the castle. You'll get board, meals, and classes in the fall; I hope there's no objections?"

PK nodded her head, "Wait a sec. Classes? This is a magic school. I'm not a witch- I'd know if I was."

Dumbledore chuckled, "Have you ever had something happen to you but you couldn't explain it, Miss Dilefea?"

PK thought back, there was the manner of how her and SD pulled all those pranks without getting caught, and the whole anime character incident a few months ago when she wished for that more that anything…

"I guess…a few times. Only really recently though."

"That, my dear, is the manifestation of your magic making itself known and causing a small amount of accidental magic to take place."

"I just thought it was dumb luck and hallucinations."

"Well, we'll have to get you a wand, and supplies. It's not safe for a young witch to go around without a wand and the proper training, now is it?"

"But…why are you doing this? You don't even know me, or SD! For all you know…we could be evil demon children in disguise, here to just rip you apart and eat your organs or something. Why are you being so generous?" PK questioned.

The headmaster laughed, "Because- I could never turn a child out of here, magic or muggle, that needed my help. And can you honestly tell me you'd be fine, that you'd have somewhere to go and be able to get back on your own?"

PK looked down at her feet before sighing, "I guess not. Thanks, err…Headmaster, or whatever I should call you."

Said wizard smiled, the twinkle in his eyes showing once again, "Professor Dumbledore will be just fine, Miss Dilefea. Now, why don't we go check up on your friend."


SD27: Well, that was a pretty good sized chappie.

PK13: Stop complaining- ASOUS was longer.

SD27: I like complaining though…

PK13: Well, here's the review replies! Woohoo- we gots six!


Review Responses-

Nytingale- Yeah, me 'n PK decided we needed a change of scenery… that and I've been wanting to do a HP crossover for ages… yeah, everything in ASOUS came to pass, glad you liked it so far! Hope this one was good too!

TiNaBoBiNa17- Dude…Lilz… your penname is so fricking annoying to type out… lol. Yeah- you'd probably be good for Fleur, and I'd be Loony Lovegood! (big smile) we all know how I can get at times… glad you liked it, hope this one was good as well!

Oralindie- Thanks for reviewing! Yeah… SD just can't keep her hands to herself… the button was shiny though!

PK13: SD no baka…

SD27: Hey!

Thanks for reviewing- hope this one was good as well!

AmnarRanma- Thanks for reviewing! You're a HP fan too? My favorite character's probably Snape and Draco… don't ask why, they just are.

PK13: Remus for me!

SD27: (sweat drops) she's obsessed with that guy… almost as much as Bakura, and that's pretty dang obsessed. ANYwho- hope you liked this one!

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SD27: Well, that's it for now!

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Ja ne, minna-san!

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