Here We Go Again: SD and PK Take on Hogwarts-

samuraiduck27 and PsychoKitty13

A/N: Hola, minna! Me thinks I should update… it's been a while…

PK13: She realized she wrote us into a rut and she needed a little time to dig us out.

SD27: Yep. BUT! I am back with new inspiration!

PK13: Whatever that is…

SD27: Do the disclaimer, PK.

PK13: (sighs) Whatever. We own nothing. Just us, our pets, and the plot.

SD27: ONWARDS!


Japanese Words-

Baka- idiot, stupid
Niiro-chan- roughly translated to "little red"


Chapter 4- First Impressions and Starting a "War"

Gryffindor Tower…

"Alright! Boys dormitories are up the stairs and to the left. Girls- same, but to the right. This is the common room, and curfew is at 8:30 PM. Breakfast is at 8:00 AM, so don't be late." Hermione said as she and Ron shepherded the First Years and PK into the Gryffindor Common Room, "Remember- the password is "Courage" and do not tell anyone other than a fellow Gryffindor it. Your things are already in your dormitories, and you may go up there if you like."

Ron nodded, "Now scat, you little midgets."

As the younger students hurried to their dorms, Hermione and Ron began to fight again over Ron's attitude towards the children as PK sighed and flopped down into a chair by the fire.

"What did I say about calling them that?"

"Well, they are small, you have to admit."

"But calling them midgets, Ron? Honestly!"

PK rubbed her head and spared a glance toward the two, "Will ya shut up already- you're bickering like an old married couple."

The two stopped fighting and turned to PK, glaring. The brunette just raised an eyebrow at the pair and shrugged.

"What? It's true, y'know." she said.

"Come on, PK. Let me show your our dorm." Hermione said, changing the subject and pulling PK up the stairs.


In Slytherin House…

"Alright, listen up!" barked Draco, getting the attention of all the First Years and a minimal amount of SD's.

"Boys- your dormitories are up the stairs on the left. Girls- right. This is the common room of course; I trust you all will remember that the curfew is 8:30 PM. You may get lost in the dungeons at first, so make sure if you're one of those with a bad sense of direction you have an older student with you the first day or so. Unlike what the rest of the school perceives of us, Slytherins are loyal and will help our fellow Housemates. Do not expect us to be at your beck and call- you need to learn to stand on your own two feet. Breakfast is at eight, do not be late. You are dismissed."

The students walked off at a good pace to their rooms, as did SD and her fox.

"Hold on a minute, Zephyr." Pansy called, and reluctantly, SD sighed and walked over to the girl.

"I don't know what you're thinking, but there's no way that thing will be allowed in my room. It's going to have to find a new little place to hide out." she said, gesturing to the fox curled up in SD's arms. "And you really need to change that hair of yours, as well as get an attitude change. I saw the way you acted to Draco earlier- and let me tell you, I won't have it." she huffed.

SD looked at- outraged and thinking the girl was out of her mind, "Excuse me? Niiro-chan's my fox and he's staying with me. That dorm is not yours- it belongs to all the Fifth Year girls. And once again- my hair. My head. Not yours, so go bugger off."

And with that lovely first impression, SD stormed off towards the girls' rooms, looking for the Fifth Year room, all the while thinking of how she was going to get Pansy and Malfoy back, they had gotten her quite agitated. Not angry- it was hard to get her truly angry. When she was though- watch out because all hell will break loose.

Finally finding a room containing a trunk charmed bright red with various drawings and words written in a sharpie SD had had in her original book bag she stored in the bottom of her trunk, she walked in and flopped on the bed, Niiro-chan waltzing around the room and checking things out.

The room itself didn't seem like a very inviting place, either, (1) 5 four-poster beds outfitted in deep green and silver bedding while the beds themselves were structured out of dark ebony or mahogany wood surrounded the hexagonal shaped room. There were dressers near each one, but no windows to open up the room seeing as they were below ground anyways. A fireplace was in one corner of the room, giving off a warm glow that wasn't really helpful.

"I'm cold, tired, and I know for a fact that two of my housemates already have something against me. This bites." she mumbled into her pillow.


PK lay on her bed, talking with Hermione, when three other girls came into the room and waved to the two. PK assumed that these were her dorm-mates, so she introduced herself with a cheery smile, which they returned.

"PK, this is Lavender Brown, Parvati Patil, and Jamie Undergrove." Hermione said.

"Hiya, PK!" said the one with a large plait running down her back, who PK assumed was Parvati.

"Heya." nodded the blond, who PK didn't know, but guessed as Jamie.

"Nice to see a new face. I'm Lavender." added said girl.

"PK was just telling me about some of the things she used to do at her old school- it turns out that they focused a lot on Muggle Studies there. They even had a band and art classes!" Hermione said.

"Yeah- Hogwarts is a lot different. The classes are mostly the same, we didn't have Divination, and Arithmancy was called Algebra, Geometry, or Calculus. Plus we didn't have to wear uniforms." shrugged PK.

"Really, then what did you wear?" asked Parvati.

"Whatever we wanted. We had a dress code, but mostly I wore muggle clothes."


SD was just dozing off when a bang signaled the arrival of her dorm-mates.

"Hey- new girl's already asleep. Must have been tired." a soft-spoken voice said.

"Yeah," added another before a high pitched yelp hit the air, " Geez! What is that on top of her canopy?"

Pansy's voice rang out, "It's her so-called pet. She has a fox! Why would anyone want a fox?"

SD opened her eyes and sat up, looking at the faces in the room now looking at her. There was Pansy, a taller, heavier-set girl with black hair and a square, pug-like face SD guessed was Millicent Bulstrode, a brunette SD didn't know, and a black haired girl that had a boyish look to her.

"Well, looks like the newbie's up! Name's Blaise Zabini. (2)" smiled the boyish looking girl, "Welcome to Slytherin House."

Pansy glared at Blaise, probably because she was being friendly to SD.

"Millicent Bulstrode." said the pug-like faced one, with an air that said 'I-don't-care'.

"…Daphne Greengrass." said the brunette, giving SD- well, her hair- an odd look.

SD nodded, "SD Zephyr. And my little fox, who I believe you've already met, Daphne, is Niiro-chan." she said, gesturing to the kit, who had come down from the canopy and now sat at the foot of the bed.

"Yes, yes, now that introductions have been made to you and your little… pet… we'll be leaving now." sneered Pansy, ushering the girls out the door. Blaise sent a small smile to SD as the door was shut behind them.

SD blinked and looked to her kit, "Well, aren't they nice."


The next morning, PK found herself up earlier than any of her classmates, used to getting up quite early to try and pry SD out of bed. After getting dressed in her new Gryffindor robes… which she added a few things to, such as boots instead of the shoes and black tights instead of the socks. Along with her jewelry, as well. She put up her hair for once, and tiptoed out into the common room with a book on curses and hexes that sounded interesting.

"Now lets see… where's that color changing charm at…" she muttered to herself.

"Try page-"

"One-hundred and seventeen."

"That's actually a better-"

"Version of the simple charm."

PK jumped at the voices and fell out of her chair, banging her head on the ground. Feeling a little dizzy, she got up to face two red-headed boys with mischievous grins on their faces.

"I think I'm seeing double…that can't be good…" she muttered, climbing back on her chair.

"No, actually there's two of us."

"So it'd be a problem if you were seeing triple, mate."

PK blinked at the two, "Uh…right."

"Name's Fred Weasley, at your service." introduced one of the twins, making a mock bow in PK's direction.

"Ditto here, but I'm George Weasley." said the other, doing the same motion.

"PK Dilefea, and am I right in guessing that you are the two pranksters I've been hearing so much about?" PK replied, introducing herself.

"D'ya hear that, Forge? Our reputation precedes us!" Fred exclaimed.

"Ah, that I did Gred. But I wonder- is it good or bad things that she's been hearing?" added George.

At this time, PK was more than a little confused. She was never good at remembering people's names- and now she had to deal with the twins…

"All I've heard is that you two are notorious pranksters who like to invent new products and test them on yourselves or unwilling participants. But some of the pranks I've heard that you pulled off seem a little…tame… to me, for lack of a better word." PK stated, inwardly laughing at the looks on the boys' faces.

"Do my ears deceive me, Gred? I think we've just been insulted!" exclaimed George, holding a hand to his heart as if though hurt.

"Aye- we have! And I'd like to see the little newbie Gryffindor do better!" huffed Fred.

PK outright laughed at their faces, "Well- I know for a fact that I've done better."

"Name a few then, Miss Prankster." replied George, a little interested.

"Well, me and SD stole all the teacher's manuals of our old school. We stole materials and built a rocket- a muggle device that explodes- and set a teacher's car on fire; oh- and we turned a teacher's hair green as well as got him covered in a mess of crap we shot at him from a Super Soaker- a muggle gun that shoots liquids- and plenty of other stuff."

Fred rolled his eyes, "Any witch or wizard could do that. All you need is the right charm."

PK smirked, "Did I mention we did this the muggle way? No magic involved."

That got the boys' attention, "And you and this SD character… were you the pranksters of your school?"

"Yep. The all-mighty and powerful PK an' SD. Prankster Duo extraordinaire, no one, magic or muggle, is safe from us!" PK laughed.

"Fine! Then we challenge you two to a prank war! There's no room for two Duos in this school- let alone in the same house. Better watch your back, Little Miss Prankster- there's a reason me n' Fred are known as notorious, after all." announced George, taking a pose.

PK smirked and stood up, "Bring. It. On."

SD's gonna have fun with this…


"Zephyr! Get up!"

SD opened her eyes to face a way-too-chipper Daphne, "Ugh… 5 more minutes…"

"If we give you 5 more minutes you won't make it to breakfast in time." Daphne said.

That got SD's attention, and she reluctantly pulled herself out of bed, putting on her Slytherin robes, a pair of fishnet stockings, combat boots, and fingerless gloves. She put up her hair in a bun with a black and red chopstick poking out of it, and let the red hang in front of her face, drawing attention to it, and therefore, pissing off the Slytherins who disapproved of it. She tried to get the silver and green tie given to her on, but failed miserably and wished she had a clip-on.

"Ra damn this stupid thing…" she muttered, walking out he door and still fumbling with the thing.

"Ligosum.(3)"muttered a voice and automatically the tie fixed itself properly.

"What the?" SD blinked before turning to see Malfoy near the common room door, a bored look on his face and wand out.

"Hurry it up, will you Zephyr? As a prefect it's my duty to make sure all of you newbies get out of the dungeons without getting hopelessly lost. And right now- you seem like one of those. Not to mention if you don't stop staring at me like I've grown two heads we're going to be late. So can we get out of here now?" he huffed, frowning at the girl, "And what in Merlin's name are you wearing?"

"Stuff it, Malfoy. I can find my way around just fine, thankyouverymuch." SD growled, striding out the door before mumbling, "And thanks for helping me with my tie… I guess…"


SD got to the Great Hall and reluctantly made her way to the Slytherin table, only to find that the only place left was next to Malfoy and Pansy, the latter of which was clinging onto Malfoy's arm.

Aw hell no! No way am I going near that arrogant prat and that whiny stuck-up brat. SD thought before beelining to the Gryffindor table and sitting down next to PK.

"SD! What are you doing here?" PK asked, giving her friend a questioning look as she sat down.

"Eating breakfast. No way am I sitting next to the Prat and his little arm-attachment." she mumbled as a cup of coffee appeared next to her.

"I'm guessing you mean Malfoy and Pansy." PK said as SD reached for the coffee, PK smacking her hand away.

Meanwhile- the rest of the Gryffindors, as well as a good majority of the other houses were looking at SD as if she was a monster or grew another head or something. And don't think SD and PK didn't notice.

"Hey! Haven't you ever seen a girl eat breakfast before or something? What's your problem?" SD snapped at them, "And stop slapping me and let me have my coffee, PK!"

The Golden Trio just stared at SD as she drank some of the yummy brown liquid and went from evil-psycho-bitch mode to happy-sunshine-and-flowers mode.

"That's better!" she smiled, digging into a plate of eggs.

"Umm…why are you here again?" Ron asked.

"Because I wanted to sit with my bestest friend and her friends and because Malfoy and Pansy are slimy gits who dislike me so I dislike them and hey, is that bacon?" SD replied, grabbing some from a nearby plate, making a few Gryffindors give her odd looks.

PK sighed and began to eat her breakfast as well, stopping momentarily as the daily dose of morning mail and schedules came in through the Great Hall.

"Hey Rakir. Whatcha got for me today, huh?" PK cooed to the raven as it stopped at PK's place with a scroll attached to it's foot.

"Wow, PK. That's a beautiful bird." commented Hermione as PK got the scroll off to reveal it to be her schedule.

"Thanks, Hermione. Here ya go, Rakir- some nice yummy bacon. I'll see ya later, okay?" PK replied, bidding her raven goodbye as it flew off.

SD finally got her schedule off the owl's leg that delivered it to her and peered through it, "Let's see… Charms first with you guys, then Arithmancy, Herbology, Ancient Runes, and Double Potions. Funness. What'd ya got, PK?"

"Um… Charms, Divination, Herbology, Care of Magical Creatures, and then Potions as well." PK shrugged, rolling up her parchment and stuffing it in her robes.

"Well then- it's about time to go, so-" Harry began before stopping, "And what do you want, Malfoy?"

SD, PK, and Hermione turned around to see Malfoy behind them, as well as Crabbe and Goyle.

Malfoy sneered at Harry before turning his attention to PK then SD, "Zephyr, what are you doing, associating with this scum? Why aren't you sitting at your rightful table?"

SD gave him a caffeine-induced smile, "Why Draco, I didn't know you cared!"

The Golden Trio gave her a look and PK grinned. Malfoy raised his eyebrow and wondered what she was on.

"Excuse me, Zephyr?"

SD pouted and stood up, "I'm sitting here because my bestest friend PK sits here and also because you're mean and Pansy's mean and I don't like you. So there. Now bug off, okies?" she replied, sticking out her tongue at the end of her little tirade.

"Merlin, she's strange…" muttered Ron.

"She's had coffee." replied PK.

Malfoy glared at SD, "You are a Slytherin. You will sit at the Slytherin table. That is how it has been since the school has been founded. And you will abide by that rule or there will be some rather nasty consequences."

"I'm not scared of you."

"You should be."

And with that parting statement him and his bodyguards left the table.

"Malfoy no baka." SD muttered.

"Yep. Now let's go to class- everyone's leaving." replied PK, trying to get up but not being able to.

"What the hell? I'm stuck!" she exclaimed, trying to get up but having her robes stuck to the bench.

SD began to laugh a little, and she caught sight of two others laughing quite heartily from a little ways down the table. PK caught them too and growled.

"Fred and George… I should have known…" she growled, glaring at the twins.

Hermione glared at the two as well, yelling at them.

"Finite Incantem." muttered SD, lifting the sticking charm off of PK.

"You two are so dead when I get a hold of you!" yelled the brunette.

"C'mon Little Miss Prankster! Show us what you can do!" called out Fred, running away from an angry Hermione and PK.

SD, Ron, and Harry blinked and shrugged before following suit- heading towards the Charms classroom.

"Mind telling me what that was all about, PK?" muttered SD as she caught up with the brunette.

"They shall pay. We're going to war, SD. We're going to war." PK said, an evil glint in her eyes.

"Prank war?" SD questioned and PK nodded. "Ah. So we have to defend our honor as master pranksters then… mwahahahahaha! We shall never be defeated!" laughed SD, striking a superhero pose and laughing her evil laugh.

PK sweatdropped, "SD… you're making a scene."

"Oops…sorry."


(1) They never gave a real description to what the Slytherin dorms look like, so I made it up based on what I thought would fit the House.

(2) Since Blaise was never said to be male or female, and I've seen fics where (s)he's either or, I decided to make her a female because I needed another girl.

(3) I messed around with the Latin for "tie" and "up" (like to tie up) and got this. Meh. Youno like, not meh problem.

A/N: That's enough for now. If I went on… it'd be too long.

PK13: Yep.

SD27: I know it's shorter, but I wanted to leave the classes and prank war beginnings for next chappie. If you're nice and review… it may be up by the middle of next week.

PK13: So review! And here's the replies…


Reviewer Replies-

Black Spell: Ooh… Malfoy… lol. Thankies! Thanks for reviewing- hope this one was good! I'll try to IM you or email you- but my memory sucks, so sorry I haven't yet.

GDP: Yep. Malfoy no ahou. And I've been playing DDR for less than a year- in July it'll have been one year. Dork. We need to play again sometime…

PK13: I need a rematch!

SD27: …right. Thankies much for reviewing!

ComputerFreak101: Yeah… I can take 'em on! …I think… hehe. Thanks for reviewing! And yay! I've found a fellow hermit! LOL The pranks are on the way… this is gonna be fun.

XxMidnightRosesxX- Revolt! Revolt! Lol- sounds like a plan. As you can see- there's a bit of tension as SD's spending time at the Gryffindor table. Me thinks things are gonna get worse.

PK13: We're writing it, you baka! Of course we'll know if things get worse or not!

SD27:… oh yeah. Well, thanks for reviewing!

GreenEyedFloozy- Yeah, at first they were both gonna be Gryffindors, but then I figured it'll bring more to the plot if they were separated. Thanks for reviewing!

AnmarRanma- Glad you liked it! I don't think House rivalry will ever be extinguished, but I think that SD and PK'll make it go down a bit. A very…very…small bit…

PK13: No confidence in that, ne?

SD27: Shut up. And I pity you… taking your little sisters to the pool… (comforts) lol. Have fun with that… Thanks for reviewing!

Oralindie- Yep, school be out for us! The pranks won't be just centered on SD, PK, and the twins… we have some things planned out for Malfoy as well… (evil grin) but we're still gonna keep this with the book, so the war'll end early with Gred and Forge's departure in the middle of the book. Fun fun fun… Thanks for reviewing!

KrazieKim522- Hello sissy-dearest… your review was quite interesting!

PK13: Interesting? She was like a mini-you on a sugar high!

SD27: She did have sugar… koala yummies… now I want some.

PK13: I'm gonna have to listen to her on the "NO PIXY STICKS FOR YOU, YOU BUM!" thing though- she has a point.

SD27: …ouch. Thanks for reviewing, Kim… and you need work on your evil laugh, BTW.

Ed-chan13- (lmao)we loved that idea… we're gonna try to fit that in somewhere. Thanks for reviewing!

Bluespark- Thanks for reviewing! Hopefully Hogwarts'll survive the two… depends on how far the Prank War goes… and don't tempt me to throw in other characters from other books and stuff… I've been kinda wanting to…

Genny62890- Hey! Thanks for reviewing! A lot of people didn't think SD'd be a Slytherin… why though is beyond me… (shrugs) meh. Hope this one was good!


SD27: Well, that's it I guess.

PK13: Oh!

We're taking requests for pranks! If any of our reviewers have ideas for the war, please give us them and tell us who they're for and used against! We appreciate it! We have some now… but not enough! Thanks much, you guys!

Ja ne, minna-san!

PK13 and SD27