Here We Go Again! SD and PK Take on Hogwarts

-samuraiduck27 and PsychoKitty13

A/N Hello, minna-san! (winces) Ooh… long break in chappies… please don't hurt us…

PK13: Us? It's your fault for not getting this up sooner!

SD27: Well… I have excuses!

PK13: Care to name them?

SD27: Um… well… I was gone for a week w/o computer… I crashed this one a week before that, and HBP came out of course, and I was lazy.

PK13: Aah. Just get on with it, then.

SD27: (sticks tongue out at PK)

DISCLAIMER: We only own us and our pets, as well as any OC's- besides Katie and Roxy as they're people...- and this chappie's prank ideas go out to...! (drum roll) um... Ed-chan13, AnmarRanma, Computerfreak101, and anyone who wanted to see hair-related pranks.


Chapter 6- Hairy Situations

'And in other news, the search for the Dilefea and Zephyr girls has ended today. It has been over two months since the girls dissappeared and the authorities looking into the case have stated the following--'

The news announcer was cut off as a black haired girl threw a remote at her TV and growled in frustration.

"How could they just give up on them like that?" she yelled.

The brown, blond, and red haired girl next to her sighed, "It's been two months, Katie. As much as I hate to say this, I don't think they're gonna find those two bakas."

"...Those two really messed up this time, didn't they, Roxy?"

The girl smiled, "Of all the trouble those two have gotten into, this is by far the worse."

Roxy and Katie had been there that day, on the field trip with SD and PK. They had heard the alarms go off, and the scientists running to the room where the transporter was located and seeing the scientists frantically yelling something about two girls getting hit by a beam and disappearing. The teachers then quickly did a roll, trying to figure out who had gone missing. When SD and PK were discovered to be gone, neither Katie nor Roxy could believe it at first- they thought that the two had just probably gotten lost and would catch up soon. The two held that hope for the last two months, and it had slowly dwindled as time went on.

"I don't believe that they're really gone. they've gotta be out there somewhere!" said Katie, getting up and pacing around the living room, before stopping in front of the large bay windows, "C'mon guys... where are you?"


"Ugh... 5 more minutes..."

"PK- you'll be late for breakfast if I give you 5 more minutes."

"Don' care... need sleep..."

"Do I have to dump some water on you to get you up?"

PK's eyes bolted open at this and she sat up in bed and threw a pillow at Hermione, who narrowly dodged it.

"That's low, that's just low." she frowned, rubbing her eyes and giving a weak glare at the bushy haired girl, who smiled.

"If it gets you up, one of these days I might just do it." she said.

"That's against the rules... I think. And Little Miss Prefect wouldn't want to be going and breaking the sacred rules, now would she?" PK shot back, grabbing her robes and grinning at a frowning Hermione.

"Just be down soon- or you'll miss breakfast. Don't forget your schedule either."

"Yes, Mum."


"I wonder where SD is." PK said, looking around the Great Hall for the girl.

PK's eyes wandered around the room, and rested on a figure just walking in the door that moment, hands clenched behind her back, and an odd grin on her face.

"There she- uh-oh. She's got her insane, murder-someone-with-spoons face on..."

Ron looked to where PK was glancing as the brunette's face fell and she gulped, "Blimey- she's really taking House pride to a new level. And what's with that look on her face?" he said, dislike for the Slytherin showing through.

"Uh, Ron... I'd keep your mouth shut if I were you." PK said as SD walked calmly over to the Gryffindor table.

"Hello, SD! Um... I like the new look?" PK tried, testing SD's temper at the moment.

The girl's once blonde and red streaked hair now shone a bright silver- that made the teen look about 80 years old, might we add- and deep green streaks had taken the place of the red. Her eye twitched as she widened her insane grin to a painful degree, "Hello, PK! Nice to see you!" she greeted, slapping her friend on the back a little too hard to be considered friendly.

"Hehe. Ouch; um... want some breakfast?"

"...Sure..."

SD sat down at the table and she looked for the pitcher of coffee that usually placed itself near the girl, as she was one of the very few- if not the only one- who drank it, seeing as it was more of an American thing to drink coffee. But, as things would have it, there was none to be found.

"Have you guys seen the coffee?" she asked, looking at PK, Ron, Harry, and Hermione in turn.

"Um, sorry- but I haven't seen any." Hermione said, while the boys and PK nodded as well.

Dear Ra... she's about to blow... PK thought frantically as SD clutched the table so hard her knuckles turned white.

She was about to start yelling when a poke to the back and an arm draping itself over her shoulders broke her out of her murderous thoughts and she blinked, looking up to see a pair of freckled faces looking down at her.

"Just wanted to complement you on the new look!" Fred grinned, yanking a lock of green before removing his arm from around SD's shoulders as the teen stood up and growled at the two.

"You did this, didn't you!" she yelled, pulling out her wand.

The two backed up, arms in front of them in a defensive position.

"Wasn't me!" cried George, shying away from the irate girl.

SD turned her attention to the other twin, whose eyes widened and he swore it wasn't him.

"Really! It wasn't us!" Fred pleaded.

"Prankster's honor!" George cried.

"...Yeah... hehe! Besides... the green... um, looks nice?" Fred said, trying to get her to calm down.

SD blinked, "Really? I think it makes me look a bit peaky, actually... but, hey! No getting me off topic!"

By the time SD had gotten her brain back on "kill" mode, the twins had run off to who-knows-where and SD sat down, grumbling about stabbing people to death with spoons and needing coffee.

"Hey, I don't think the twins did it actually- this isn't a prank they'd do." PK said, seeing that her friend had calmed down a very tiny amount- albeit her eyes were still twitching periodically.

"Whoever did this... is very good. I hate to say it, but they are. They charmed my hair so that even a finite incantantem won't fix it, probably shut my alarm off so I was later than usual, as well as hid my Ra-damned coffee!"

"... And you're gonna stab them with spoons until they're dead, ne?" added PK.

"No. Just gonna maim them until an inch before death, wipe their memories so they don't know it was me, have Pomfrey heal them, then do it again when they least expect it." SD replied in a chipper, happy tone.

Odd looks from everyone at this point.

"Well, who do you think could have done it?" PK asked as SD bit into a piece of toast.

SD racked her brains as she ate, trying to think back. It probably was a Slytherin, seeing as she didn't have silver and green hair the night before. Someone who knew about her opinion on dying her hair anything but her usual blonde and red.

That doesn't help much... the whole house knows about my little refusal to dye it back to blonde or anything else, seeing as I yelled at Pansy and Malfoy about it...

Probably someone who had a grudge against her as well as knew about her little... fascination... with coffee, and her habit of setting her alarm clock.


Today had started off very well for the self-proclaimed Prince of Slytherin. He had gotten a good night's sleep, he had taken a few dozen points off random First Years (that weren't Slytherin) on the way to breakfast- ah, the perks of being a Prefect- and of course, his plans to make the newbie Fifth Year's life a living hell had started off without a hitch.

He had had Pansy, whom, contrary to popular belief, was not his girlfriend, but rather an annoying arm-attachment he couldn't get rid of, steal SD's shampoo bottle and add some rather potent wizarding hair dye used for tricks. Once the person wearing the dye says a specific word or phrase, it would begin to react and change the hair color. SD's, in this case, was "I'm going to be late!" as Pansy had relayed the information that SD was constantly saying that as she was almost always late. To be sure she was, Pansy shut off the girl's alarm.

Then, being the very observant person he is, noticed that the girl always drank some strange brown liquid called coffee instead of pumpkin juice at every meal. One short trip down to the kitchens and a well-placed lie to the house elves working there got rid of any coffee appearing at the tables from then on.

Watching her blow up at the Weasley twins was just icing on the cake. He could kind of understand why those two found it so enjoyable to trick other people. Then he realized what he was thinking and quickly shoved that thought aside.

He just wondered how long it would take her to figure it out... and how fast he would be able to dodge hexes while running when she did.


"I'm gonna head to the Charms room real quick and see what Prof. Flitwick can do about my hair- I'm pretty sure it's a charm after all. See you guys in DADA?" SD said as breakfast was over.

"Sure, don't be late though!" PK replied as she walked down the hall with the Golden Trio.

SD headed down the Charms corridor, and got to the classroom surprisingly before any students were in there. She looked around, and spotted the diminutive professor looking through a textbook on the side of the room.

"Um... Prof. Flitwick?" she asked, tapping the man on the shoulder.

He gave a slight jump and turned around, smiling at the girl who gave him a sheepish smile and apologized for scaring him.

"Ah! Miss Zephyr, what can I do for you?" he asked, walking over to his desk.

SD grinned and pointed to her hair, "Someone pranked me. I'm guessing it's a charm- maybe a color changing one- but I can't get it off with finite incantantem. I was wondering if maybe you could help me?"

"Hmmm... let's see. Inverto Pictus! (1)"he said after taking a look at her hair.

SD closed her eyes as a small blast of gold and red sparks attacked her head; "Did it work?" she said, opening her eyes when the sparks died down.

"Sorry, but I'm guessing this isn't a color-changing charm on your hair, but rather someone slipped you some wizarding hair dye. That counter-charm I did worked for a second, but this must be the strong, expensive stuff. Usually it activates with a code word that the prankster sets and when the wearer says it, his or her's hair will turn the designated colors. And the only way to get it off is for the wearer to say the de-activation phrase or word. Looks like you'll have to go around looking like that until you figure it out."

SD sighed and dropped to the floor, "This bites... I mean, I like green and silver, but not as hair colors!"

Flitwick gave a small chuckle and looked at the clock, "I'd leave if I were you- unless you want to be late, that is."

SD gave him an odd look and looked at the clock as well- seeing that she had a little less than three minutes to get to DADA, "Gah! I can't be late! Umbridge'll have my head on a platter!"


SD slipped into class 30 seconds before class started, worn out from running and pushing random students out of her way. The toad-woman was already seated at her desk, and the room was oddly quiet as SD stomped in and took the only seat left, which was right up front near Umbridge's desk, but fortunately, next to PK's table.

When she had sat down and the bell rang, Professor Umbridge stood up and addressed the class, "Well, good morning!"

A few people mumbled, "Good morning," in reply.

"Tut, tut," said Prof. Umbridge, "That won't do, now, will it? I should like you, please, to reply 'Good morning, Professor Umbridge.' One more time, please. Good morning, class!"

"Good morning, Professor Umbridge." the class chanted, though nowhere near as enthusiastic as she.

"There now, that wasn't so bad, now was it?" said the new DADA teacher sweetly, "Wands away and quills out, please."

Almost the whole class sighed and exchanged gloomy looks- that order never preceded an interesting lesson thus far.

PK smiled as Harry, sitting at the table next to her, literally shoved his wand back in his bag, earning a frown from Hermione, and pulled out a quill, ink, and parchment. Umbridge opened her bag and pulled out her own, short, wand and tapped the board sharply. Words appeared on it, declaring the phrase "Defense Against the Dark Arts: A Return to Basic Principles".

"Well now, you teaching in this subject has been rather disrupted and fragmented, hasn't it?" stated the woman, turning to face the students, "The constant changing of teachers, many of whom don't seem to have followed any Ministry approved curriculum, has resulted in you all being far below the standard we would expect students in their O.W.L. year to be."

She hit the board again and the first message disappeared only to be replaced with a set of course aims she instructed the class to copy down. After a couple minutes of quill scratching, or grumbling and cursing since SD still couldn't get the hang of using one and the fact PK was silently laughing at her friend's misfortune, which SD caught and started muttering under her breath about 'stupid multi-talented friends', everyone had finished.

"Okay, does everyone have a copy of Defensive Magical Theory by Wilbert Slinkhard?"

There was a muttering of yes's and uh-huh's throughout the room, and once again Umbridge instructed them on the proper way to respond, making most of the class roll their eyes.

"Good, now I would like you to turn to pg. 5 and read the first chapter. There will be no need to talk." she said before leaving the blackboard and sitting at the seat at her desk, watching them with her toad-like eyes. SD and PK glanced at each other before pulling out their books and starting to read.

Harry looked around the room, concentration slipping away from him as the minutes passed. It was as bad as listening to one of Prof. Binns' lectures in History of Magic. He realized he had been reading the same line for a few minutes and hadn't even taken in more than the first few words. Harry looked around the room to see Ron twirling his quill in his hand, PK doodling something on a scrap of parchment, SD dozing off with her head propped up by her hand on her forehead, giving the appearance that she was looking down at her text and concealing her half-lidded eyes as well, and did a double-take when he noticed Hermione hadn't opened her text at all, but instead was sitting straight up, hand in the air and Professor Umbridge pointedly looking in another direction, ignoring her.


A few more minutes passed; PK's scrap of parchment was now covered with little doodles of anime-style PK hexing a toad wearing a pink cardigan and a velvet bow that represented Umbridge. SD was now fully asleep, and her hand was beginning to not be able to support her head. Most of the students had decided that watching Hermione's attempt to gaining Umbridge's attention was more interesting than reading about "Basics for Beginners", so they decided to stare at her instead.

After about half the class were watching the bushy-haired Gryffindor, Umbridge decided that she had to address the situation.

"Did you want to ask a question about the chapter, dear?" she asked, making PK snort while finishing off a set of ugly warts on her Umbridge-drawing.

Took her long enough...

"Not about the chapter, no; I have a query about your course aims." Hermione said to the professor, who raised her eyebrows and asked for Hermione's name.

"Well, Miss Granger, I think the aims are perfectly clear if one reads them carefully enough." she replied in a sticky sweet voice that made PK internally shudder.

"Well, I don't," Hermione said bluntly. "What about using defensive spells? There's nothing up there about that."

Cue a small silence where most of the class looked up at the board, re-read it, and frowned.

"Using defensive spells?" Umbridge laughed, "Why, I can't imagine any circumstance in here that you would need to use them, Miss Granger. You surely aren't expecting to be attacked during class, are you?"

PK looked up from her drawing, remembering this part vividly in the book and decided to watch the drama unfold.

"We're not going to use magic?" Ron yelled, making Umbridge reprimand him and ask for his name as well.

Harry and Hermione raised their hands, and she called on Hermione, who went into a rant on the purpose of DADA, which Umbridge replied with the fact that the girl wasn't a Ministry-trained educational expert, which got Harry going on about how it wasn't of any use if they were attacked. This got a few more people raising their hands, and PK wishing she had a bowl of popcorn- it was just like watching a soap opera or something.

Dean Thomas was the next victim to get called on, and after he got chewed out on his opinions of how getting attacked wouldn't be risk-free, Umbridge went on to criticize how the school was run, and how they've been exposed to dangerous wizards and half-breeds like Professor Lupin.

That insult on Lupin riled up more than a few Gryffindors, and Dean angrily stated, "He was the best teacher we ever--" before getting cut off again by the toad.

"Hand, Mr. Thomas! As I was saying- you have been introduced to spells that are complex, inappropriate to your age group, and potentially lethal. you have been frightened into believing that you are likely to meet Dark creatures every other day--"

"No we haven't," Hermione spoke up, "we just--"

"Your hand is not up, Miss Granger!"

Hermione stuffed her fist up, glaring slightly; Umbridge turned away from the girl and started ranting on about her predecessor's choice of curriculum, to which Dean once again interrupted with a statement on how the supposed Moody was cracked, but they still learned loads.

Parvati put her hand up suddenly, and the toad called on her; she asked about the O.W.L. practical, and how they were expected to perform the spells without any previous practice if they weren't going to do it in class.

Surprisingly, SD was still sleeping soundly through all of the yelling. PK chuckled and poked the girl, earning a grunt but nothing more. Harry's temper had shot, and he had started his rant on that there was a danger out there- Voldemort. That earned a gasp from Ron, a small scream from Lavender, Neville slipped sideways off his stool, and various students were in shock.

Umbridge took 10 points off of Gryffindor, making PK think why she hadn't done it before, and Harry continued on ranting; yelling at Umbridge on how Voldemort was back and it wasn't a lie; earning himself a detention.

Umbridge sat down, and so a fuming Harry stood up. The room was silent for a second, waiting to see what the Boy-Who-Lived would do next. Hermione pulled on his arm, hissing at him to sit down.

"So you're saying Cedric Diggory dropped dead of his own accord?" he hissed in a deadly voice.

"...Cedric Diggory's death was a tragic accident." she replied coldly.

Harry was shaking by this point with his anger, "It was murder. Voldemort killed him and you know it."

At this time the whole class was watching him intensely. He had hardly talked to anyone about the night of the 3rd Task, after all.

Umbridge gave him a blank look and called the irate student up to her desk and gave him a paper to take to Professor McGonagall. Nobody spoke as Harry strode up to her, after kicking his chair aside, grabbed the note from her, and slammed the door shut forcefully.

SD broke out of her little nap at the noise and her head slammed down on the table, "Ra-damn it, that hurt!" she cried, clutching her forehead.

The class turned from staring at the door to her, "...What? What'd I miss?" she asked groggily.

Umbridge looked coolly at her, still angry over the thing with Harry, "What's your name, dear?" she asked in a scarily-sweet tone.

"...SD..."

"Last name."

"Zephyr... why?" SD asked cautiously.

"Miss Zephyr, there is to be no sleeping in my classroom! You've just earned yourself a detention- tomorrow night, five o'clock, my office."

SD gaped at the woman and stuck her tongue out at her when she told the class to get back to work and turned her back. She threw a note to PK, asking what the hell was going on. PK replied with "You missed all the fun! Harry went off on Toad and you missed it! I knew you were a heavy sleeper, but geez... BTW- what's the deal with the hair?"

SD frowned- she was looking forward to seeing Harry and Umbridge bite each other's heads off and what happens? She goes and sleeps through it due to lack of coffee. Grabbing her quill, she scratched out, "Tell you later, library during free period good?" before flicking it to PK and hitting the brunette on the ear; she scanned it and gave a nod to the girl, who propped her head up again and slightly dozed off.


"So... someone with a grudge against you, money, and is a Slytherin took your coffee, messed with your alarm, and used expensive hair dye on you." PK stated.

The two were in the library, multi-tasking by going through books on charms, hexes, stuff for homework, and interdimentional matter transportation spells. As well as going over SD's little predicament.

"Yep. I'm a gonna guess Malfoy or Parkinson. Guy's got cash, girl's got access to my clock, and she probably slipped the hair dye in my shampoo bottle. I took a shower last night, but I must have activated it this morning as it wasn't there the night before." SD replied, flipping through an Apparation handbook.

"I don't see why you're making such a fuss over your hair, SD..." PK said, getting a glare from SD, "After all... it doesn't really look half bad. The green is a bit overboard though, but the silver's... nice?"

The silver-haired girl sighed, "It does kinda grow on ya... but the fact is that whoever it is pranked me in the first place and they shall be dealt with by getting pranked themselves! Mwahaha, and etc. ...How about a sex-changing charm? That looks like fun..."

PK snorted, "Aah... indeed. That would be good- a little too extreme though. Leave that until we have a good reason to."

"Fine, fine... but they took my coffee... that's low."

"Ano...SD? Do I need to stage an intervention for you? I think you've had enough coffee for a while."

"..."

"Ehehe... never mind."


After the last few classes of the day- Herbology with the Ravenclaws, then Transfiguration for SD, and Tranfiguration with the Hufflepuffs, then Herbology for PK- the two had time to conduct a few investigations; in which SD and PK had found their culprits.

First, they went down to the kitchens (after trying to remember which floor the painting that was the enterance was on) and asked the house elves why no coffee had appeared for SD that day.

"Daisy talk to blond Snake boy. Snake boy say that Snake girl who sits with Lions wants no coffee. So Daisy tell other elves and we do as Snake boy says." an elf named Daisy told the two.

SD's eye twitched at the lie and told Daisy to ignore the "blonde-Snake-boy" and give her her coffee at meals and one right then.


The next stop was Gryffindor Tower- PK went in and asked Fred and George if they had any wizarding hair dye, and where you could get it, and how to activate/remove the stuff. After convincing the twins that it wouldn't be used on them, PK got a small bottle of it from them.

"Usually you can buy it in Hogsmeade, or any wizarding supply store." Fred told the girl.

"You activate it by casting a charm designating the color/style you want the person's hair to be when they say a specific phrase or when it touches their heads- as in the case of this bottle." George continued.

"To de-activate it, you charm it to another phrase; it's best if it was one the wearer would almost never say. When the wearer says it- poof! Hair goes back to normal."

PK nodded, "Aah. I see, now. Well, thanks a bunch guys. This isn't for you two... but trust me- you may want to watch your backs!"

The twins grinned, "Same goes for you, PK!"


"And a little for Pansy... and a little more for Ferret-boy." SD muttered later that night, pouring the hair dye gotten from PK, who got it from the twins, into two shampoo bottles.

"And a little honey in Ferret-boy's gel bottle..."

SD felt like doing an evil laugh, she really did. But it was pretty late at night, as all her dorm-mates were sound asleep, and she didn't want to risk waking them up.

"It's not like me to copy other peoples' pranks, but meh." she muttered, looking for Niiro-chan, who popped up from underneath her bed.

"Okay, put these back where you found 'em, okay?" she told the fox, who took Malfoy's belongings one by one and put them back into the boys' bathroom and Malfoy's dorm.

SD slipped into the girls' bathroom and put Pansy's back, then realized that through all this hair-pranking, neither the twins nor PK had been hit.

"Hn. That's not right..." she said, climbing back into bed and pulling the curtains shut when an idea hit her, "...ooh, that's gonna be fun... a triple pranking! Hehehe..."


SD slunk through the halls the next morning, getting up earlier than most of the Slytherins and heading down to the Great Hall quite early. Humming the Mission Impossible theme to herself as she dive-rolled through the corridors and tiptoed for no reason past paintings she made her way to the large room and, as she didn't want to be in the line of fire when her prank blew over, sat down at the end of the Slytherin table- far from where the twins and the Golden Trio plus PK sat.

"PK may have promised not to prank Fred and George's hair, but I'm a different case." she muttered to herself, waiting for the twins to show up.

About 10 minutes later, the two waltzed in the doors along with Lee Jordan, and sat down at the nearly empty Gryffindor table. SD took out her wand and a slip of paper with a spell written on it. Checking that no one was looking, she aimed towards the red-heads'…er… heads… and whispered the incantation on the paper.

"Converto Crinpictut Pharaoh-no-baka!" (2) she whispered, and the twins' hair flickered then morphed into replicas of Yami, a.k.a. "Pharaoh-no-baka's" hair-style. (3) And for those of you not familiar with that… their hair grew into a starfish shape, black with crimson tipped- edges and reached about a foot out in each direction and up from the top of their heads. To finish the look, long, lightening bolt shaped, blonde bangs shot from their foreheads and up each one of the spikes.

Not only was it embarrassing looking, but PK harbored a hatred for anything remotely concerning the Pharaoh-no-baka and would attack, maul, or destroy anything reminding her of it. If that wasn't possible, annoy or plot against the object. And Fred and George were today's victims. But that wasn't the only thing going to happen. That day was SD's day for pranking. 5 people in one day… she felt oddly satisfied with herself.

Lee snickered when he noticed the twins' hair, but when catching a pointed glare from SD from the table over, he decided to just keep his mouth shut instead of telling the two.

PK walked in the doors a little while later, and just for the hell of it, SD threw the charm on her as well. "Pharaoh PK" walked right past everyone, not aware of her change, and right when she was about to sit down she caught sight of Fred and George a little ways down.

Must… kill… Pharaoh! Grr…PK's thoughts were barely rational as she raced over and gave a cry before jumping on the nearest twin's back, which by unlucky circumstances happened to be Fred, and pulling on his hair, yelling "Death to the baka pharaoh!" at the top of her lungs while the attending students -no staff were present- looked on in horror and/or glee.

SD was cracking up, trying hard not to cry at the hilarity of it all. Fred was gaping, struggling to get free, and George was shocked and yelped when PK saw him and went after him too, yelling something about clones and how they won't fool her. PK was practically foaming at the mouth, and the students and teachers were torn between laughing, yelling, or cheering her on.

"What the hell is your problem! Get off, woman!" yelled George, trying to get away from PK, who was yanking viciously on his head.

Fred, at this moment, had noticed that his twin had had a hair change that matched the irate PK's; feeling a bit uneasy, he tentatively reached up and felt his own hair before frowning and glaring at PK.

"You said you wouldn't prank us with that hair dye!" he growled at PK, who looked up at him and took a good look at his face before attacking him.

"…You're not Yami. You're one of the twins." she stated, making Fred slap his head in exasperation.

She looked down at the twin who she was currently pinning to the ground by sitting on his back and released his hair, "And you're the other one. Oops." she said, getting off and rubbing the back of her head sheepishly.

"It's just… the hair, it threw me off." she explained.

Fred frowned, "Why would it do that- yours is the same way."

PK's eyes widened as she actually took the time to feel the top her head and pulled the blonde bangs forward, glaring at them, "What… the… bloody hell?" she muttered before whipping her head towards the Slytherin table, knowing only one person would do this.

She caught SD smirking cheekily at her before the silver-haired girl yelled, "Hey- it's only hair, PK." and saluted before stuffing a piece of toast down her throat and high-tailing it out of there before PK could get angry enough to hex her.

PK growled and cast a finite incantantem on her head, returning it to alost-normal. Evidently SD was still not that good with her wand as PK's hair had streaks of blonde and crimson mixed in with her pink and brown.

"Grr… jerk… made me look like an idiot…" she muttered, grabbing some food and digging in.


"Lalalal- ouch!"

SD was skipping down the halls for some odd reason when she bumped into everyone's favorite ferret-boy, who, too, was having a bad hair day as well.

"Zephyr. Just the person I was looking for." he sneered, glaring at the shorter girl.

"Malfoy! Just the ferret-boy I was looking for!" SD said, giving him a cheeky grin as the boy's eye twitched a bit at the use of the nickname.

Malfoy pointed to his now Weasley red hair, complete with pink streaks, that was gelled down badly and reeked of honey, "What the hell did you do?"

SD pointed to her silver and green hair, "What'd you do to me?"

The once-bleach blond boy sighed and glared down at SD, "Look- you tell me how to get this off, and I'll do the same for you."

SD smirked, "Well, I dunno…"

Just then, Pansy came around the corner, an ugly scarf wound around her head concealing her hair from sight. She spotted SD and practically charged at the girl, grabbing her around the shoulders and shaking her.

"Fix it now, you evil little-"

"Whoa, now- no need for violence!" SD cried, escaping Pansy's grip, "I'll tell you how to fix it… eventually."

Pansy looked about ready to murder SD- who knew the girl could be so vain? But then again, who knows how rational one can be when their hair has been transformed into a large highlighter yellow afro with purple streaks? Malfoy held her back from attacking the prankster and sighed, "What'll it take, Zephyr?"

"…Hmmm… well, I want my hair back to normal first."

"Done."

"And… I want 10 Galleons. From both of you. A piece. Me and PK need money, so cough it up."

Malfoy glared at her, but dug in his bag and pulled out a small pouch of money and handed her twenty gold pieces. "There. Pansy- you owe me. Now take this bloody charm or whatever off so I can go eat breakfast."

SD couldn't resist taunting him, "Aww… widdle Draco embarrassed? Maybe I won't take it off, after all- you gave my what I wanted already."

Malfoy's eyes flashed at this and his wand was out and pointed at SD in an instant, "Fix it now, Zephyr."

"Geez. What's mine first."

"Say 'I am inferior to Draco Malfoy' and that's it."

SD snorted, "Egotistic much? Fine- I'm inferior to Draco Malfoy."

SD's hair returned to her normal blonde and red and she shrugged, "Okay… you have to say…"

"Say what?" Pansy almost screeched as SD started to run away.

The two followed after the running girl, uttering threats and even a body-bind hex or two as they headed towards the Great Hall.

They bounded in and SD stopped abruptly in the middle of the Hall- right next to the Gryffindor table. Malfoy and Pansy received odd looks from the students, but not SD as they had gotten sort of used to her and PK's oddness. That and the two's hair were gathering stares.

"Now… all you gotta say- well, yell actually- is 'Gryffindors are my best friends!' in unison to get it to go away. PK's a genius, I must say." SD chuckled, watching the pair in front of her give her identical 'you-have-got-to-be-kidding-me' looks.

"Well, go on." she said.

The two glared at her as she took a seat down at the Slytherin table next to them, "Gryffindors are my best friends!" they yelled non-enthusiastically, waiting for their hair to change back, but nothing happened.

"Zephyr…" Pansy growled.

SD laughed, "Put some enthusiasm into it!"

They did it again, and this time they changed back to normal, and the mass majority of the students were snickering behind their hands at the scene. The Golden Trio was cracking up and smirking. PK was grinning, proud of herself as that was her idea to use that as a key phrase.

"Thank you, thank you! We'll be here all year!" PK said, standing up and taking a bow with SD.


A/N: Gah… anyone besides me find that chapter a bit weak?

PK13: Not our best…

SD27: I know.

PK13: (shrugs)

SD27: So far… the tally goes for the romance thing…

Yes: 3

No: 1

Don't care: 2

Results up next chappie!


(1) Reversed Color- color will go back to normal, used as a counter-charm for color changing charms. (made up)
(2) PK and I hate the character Yami from YGO w/ a passion. Therefore, he gets bashed.
(3) Change Hair Color- Pharaoh-no-baka; hair color/style changes to that of the desired style of the caster to victim. (made up)


Review Replies:

Thanks to the following: Oralindie, XxMidnightRosesxX, genny62980, firecat925, and Ed-chan13!

GreenEyedFloozy- FAKE is awesome! GDP got me into it a while back- loved the manga, and the anime was good too.

ComputerFreak101- POTO movie rocks! (squeals with you) Yep- he was good as the Phantom.

PK13: Are you a mind reader or something? 'Cause we had that hair prank planned from the beginning and then you went and suggested it…

SD27: O.o yeah, that's right… lol.

GoDrinkPinesol- I'm scary, then? (sighs) I think the pixy stix thing today was evidence of it… where'd they go anyways?

PK13: We're going by the book for the most part, so yeah- there's gonna be Harry/Cho. (sticks tongue out)

SD27: I hate her too, but…

AnmarJoey- You changed your name! Hehe- I'm observant!

PK13: And obnoxious, but I won't get into that…

SD27: (pouts) Nothing wrong with being on the more cruel side, nothing at all. And yes… we'll take note of you owning George…


SD27: Well… that's it for now, I guess…

PK13: Yep. Please review, minna! Take care until next time!

SD27: Drive safely and have a good night!

Ja ne, minna-san!

PK13 and SD27