Kin Has 9 Lives! WTF?
Random-as-hell One-shot
by Fallacious

Katie likes Zaku.
Kin likes Zaku.
We don't know who Zaku likes.
We all know he's afraid of Katie fighting with Kin.
Kakashi hates mending Zaku.
Kakashi heals Zaku too often.
Kakashi will choke Kin to death.
Katie kills Kin before Kakashi.
Orochimaru cries.
Katie likes milk.
Kin does not.
Kin has 9 lives...
Orochimaru cheers!
Zaku uses the Cavemonger to guard himself.
Zaku doesn't like being mended by Kakashi.
Kakashi threatens to suffocate Kin.
Kin runs.
Katie kills Kin.
Now Kin has 8 lives!
Kidoumaru is going to be a necropheliac.
Kin does not want to die.
Katie kills Kin anyway.
Kidoumaru does odd things to Kin before she ressurects.
Kin is no longer a virgin!
OO!
Katie thinks Zaku is sexy.
Kin thinks Zaku is sexier than Kakashi.
But Kin things The Cavemonger is super-sexy.
The Cavemonger ties Kin to a tree.
The Cavemonger tortures Kin with needles.
Katie kills Kin, again.
6 more times to go!
Where will this orginality go?
Katie starts to pound on Kin.
It's HAMMA TIME!
Kakashi has to heal Kin,
But decides not to.
Instead, he stuffs her into a cage.
With Katie.
That's another 2 lives from Kin.
Because Katie killed Kin again.
And Again!
That means only 4 more times.
Then No more Kin.
Kakashi gets mad,
and poisons Kin's food.
As Katie pokes Kin with a stick,
Kin goes boom.
Sasuke has to clean up the mess
as Tayuya throws Kin's body in a lake.
That means she has to drown 3 more times.
She will,
with The Cavemonger monitering the lake in a swan boat.
But not if Katie gets there first,
In her Super Scuba Gear she got off E-bay.
With a spear in hand,
Katie chases Kin
Until Kin runs out of air.
And thus,
Kabuto get's a brain-blast.
He video-tapes Kidoumaru doing naughty things to Kin,
with Tayuya joining in.
He makes six copies of this tyranny,
and sells them for at least 100 000 yen each online.
Kin ressurects again,
getting e-mails for a new video,
and knows she has been violated
So she commits suicide!
Katie shouts "WOHOO!"

And Now,
This is
The End
Of Kin.
Maybe not,
She could come back.
The Cavemonger shall be waiting,
since they threw her body in the Video Taping room.
Kabuto's making lots of money
off of Kidoumaru and Kin.

(A/N: It's sick and twisted, but I really don't care. It's a story in it's own form, and it's one of the many tales in Oto. Made it during class and stuff, plus the REAL Katie (uchihachik) was laughing her ass off as I wrote it. It's all for the laughs, folks. Alllll for the laughs.)