A and B denote variations on the same theme -because I am indecisive and didn't know which phrases were (worse) better. 1 and 2 are for verses 1 and 2.
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A.
Good King Jon, he donned his Juan
And donned his Juan did he;
He slept with his page before she was of age
And he didn't tell his bride to be.
B.
Good King Jon, he donned his Juan
And donned his Juan did he;
He slept with his page and his mage and his sage
And he slept with his bride to be.
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1.
Vain King Ain liked 'les garçons'
Liked 'les garçons' indeed;
He calls for his Count and he calls for his Duke
And he calls for a ménage à three.
2.
Every brother he cut a fine Boeuf (Burguignon au Vin Rouge)
And a very fine 'Boeuf' cut he;
Oh there's none so rare, as can compare
With King Ain and his Tusaine cuisine.
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King Jon Kong liked fried wantons
Liked fried wantons did he;
He climbed up towers with his mystic powers
And terrorized the Yamani.
(the benevolent grandparent (crazy inlaw) version.)
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Old King Jon was no man's pawn
And no man's pawn was he;
He'd throw you in the dungeon, he'd throw you in the tower
And he'd throw away the key.
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Great King Jon had a great big yawn
And a great big yawn had he;
It swallowed up the sun, and it swallowed up the moon
And it swallowed up the Great Big Sea. XD
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The Rogue King of Thieves, he took his leave
And took his leave did he;
But when he came back, in his place was a hack
And no one owed him fealty.
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Over Crown Prince Jon the girls did fawn
The girls did fawn over he;
But he flirted with his page (sent him into a rage)
And they worried for his sexuality.
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A.
Good King Jon sang a mighty good song
And a mighty good song sang he;
And when one of his knights proposed a fight
He won a duel by singing karaoke.
B.
Good King Jon sang a mighty good song
And a mighty good song sang he;
But his court would smile and his court would applaud
Even when he'd go right off-key.
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Made it to the end, have we? Review if you dare XD
