The Happy Dalek
This is probably going to be very very rubbish but oh well. It's just a weird and random thing. Like one of my friend's stories, it's based on a comic strip I drew.
Disclaimer: I don't own Doctor Who.
One day, there was a happy Dalek. It went down the street and tried to make friends with a lady.
"Hello, I am a happy Dalek," said the happy Dalek.
"Argh!" the woman screamed, and she ran away.
The poor Dalek was sad, because nobody believed it was happy. Everybody thought it was evil.
Meanwhile...
The Doctor was teaching Rose a dance.
"And then you do this," he said, wiggling his bum. Rose did the same.
"Oh, what a fun dance!" Rose cried, "You should make this your job."
The happy Dalek came along and saw the Doctor with Rose.
"It's the Doctor!" it thought, "He'll believe that I'm a happy Dalek."
So the happy Dalek went to see the Doctor and Rose.
"Hello Doctor! Can I join in?"
The Doctor was very scared, because Daleks are scary.
"Eek, a Dalek!" he squeaked.
"It's OK, I'm a happy Dalek!" the Dalek said.
"Oh, OK then," the Doctor patted it.
"What? You're just going to believe it? It's obviously trying to trick you!" Rose cried.
"No, it's just misunderstood! It must be a happy Dalek."
So the Dalek joined in the dance. Rose sulked because the Doctor didn't believe her, but also because she wanted him all to herself. She stopped dancing.
That night, the happy Dalek and the Doctor went to sleep in a big bed. The happy Dalek began to dream ...
A nasty Cyberman was marching along, saying 'Delete!'. The Dalek was cross. It cried 'Exterminate!' and exterminated the Cyberman.
In its sleep, the Dalek sleep-exterminated ...
The exterminate went through both of the Doctor's hearts. He was exterminated!
And the moral of the story is:
Never make friends with a Dalek, even if it is happy.
I said it was weird! If you didn't like it because you don't like randomness and insanity, then you shouldn't have read it, because I did warn you. Please review nicely!
