Round 2 of Smack Down!
Author's Note: The exact moment I am writing this very sentence, not even I know what is going to happen next. Scary, huh?
Chapter 2 in which Jack eats some teeth.
Welcome back to Smack Down! Thank you all for returning to behold the results of round two of this exciting event! To bring you up on past events, let me just say, bluntly, that #9 suffered a dismal defeat last week due to a weakness that can only be put in one word. Banana! Ah yes, it gets us all sooner or later. We still have two rounds to go so let's not judge him too harshly eh? Every guy has his weakness, whether it be Super Man's kryptonite or a banana.
Ninth Doctor::sarcastically: Your encouraging words astound me.
And never fear! Our favorite faces have returned. Along with the usual alien crowd, we have both Rose and Jack with us again.
Jack: I really just came back to see you again. :winks:
Rose: Big smile! Look happy! All this rubbish will get sorted out in the end. Ahaha! You like them both equally! After all, they're the same person. But one's dead? No he just reincarnated himself. Don't miss the old one, that's for sure! But you liked him! I like him; he's the same as the tenth one. Is he really? Why does he hate himself so bad then? My head really hurts now!
Poor Rose. Perhaps she needs some coffee.
Jack: I'll get her some of my own. It's got a special flavor: Jackolicious!
Ninth Doctor: Is THAT why you always wanted to make the coffee! I actually drank that stuff you know!
DING! Round 2
Tenth Doctor: Oh boy!
Rose: This coffee is great!
Ninth Doctor: You are goin' down shrew!
Tenth Doctor: Ah, just like I did in the last round. I'm shaking in my boots!
Rose: Can I have the recipe. My mum would love this.
Jack: I know.
Ninth Doctor: Well I hated it!
Jack: It has bananas in it.
Ninth Doctor: Really, that stuff was delicious, can I have the recipe too?
Tenth Doctor: Hiiiiya::karate chops #9:
But #9 steps nimbly aside and……
Tenth Doctor: No, oh no, no no no. Stop that you!
Ah, the Tenth Doctor is ticklish!
Rose: That looks fun and totally friendly! They will be pals!
Ninth Doctor: Rose, you are very dear to me, but undoubtedly the dumbest ape I have ever met::continues to viciously tickle #10:
Rose: You are so sweet!
Tenth Doctor: I'm gonna wet my pants! Gahahahaha!
Ninth Doctor: No need to shout it out! Everybody knows!
Tenth Doctor: Stop, please, I beg of you!
Ninth Doctor: Are those cries for mercy? You're not in pain.
Tenth Doctor: Yes….I…:wheeze:…am!
Ninth Doctor: Then why are you laughing?
Tenth Doctor: Can't….:wheeze:….breathe!
Ninth Doctor: Uh oh.
Rose: That does not look fun OR friendly! Stop that! Oh, but good job, because I want you to win. And him too! Coz you're both the same person!
Ninth Doctor::gasp: What? I am deeply offended::stops tickling:
Tenth Doctor::wheeze wheeze: ooooooooooh…….
Rose: Okay, you're right, I'm wrong. Just keep on….erm…dueling. Go…you two very singular people!
Jack: What's…singular? And….offended? And…wheeze?
Rose::flops into seat: There is no possible way this could get any worse!
Dalek in Crowd: I bet I could think of a few.
Rose: Crap! Now that I've said that, it will!
:Whispers: Just wait till she sees what role Mickey will play in this! Hehehe!
Rose: What was that?
Um, I mean…or…I said, is that a mole or a hickey on Jack's wrist?
Rose: No that's just some Jackolicious he spilled.
Jack: Um, that's right…
Ninth Doctor: Enough banter on bodily impressions::turns to #10, who is still trying to regain his breathe: I pummel you fiercely! Haha. Check your dictionary! Fiercely IS a word!
Yes, very good #9, and I do believe I've used it before! You're so very smart.
Ninth Doctor: But…but…what about….you used….
Tenth Doctor: Hello! I'm waiting to be pummeled fiercely here!
Ninth Doctor: Oh right…..:begins punching #10 in what can be assumed: a fierce manner:
#10's Teeth: Wheeeee! Somebody catch us!
Ninth Doctor: You don't look so pretty no more! Muahahaha!
Tenth Doctor: I am in severe pain. I am beginning to regret messing with you::whinge whinge, whine whine:
Wow, he's being unusually submissive! Is this another trick?
Tenth Doctor::spits out more teeth: Well it WOULD have been if you hadn't said anything! Sheesh!
Teeth: We are cold, so very cold!
I guess we shall never find out what #10 had up his sleeve.
Tenth Doctor: Nope.
Ninth Doctor: Dang it! You ruined my surprise…
Rose::Itches to grab teeth up off floor: Poor little Doctor teeth. They were so straight and perfect…
Jack::Grabs them instead: Mmmmm, M&M's someone dropped. The white kind too!
Tenth Doctor: Hath anyone theen my teef?
Ninth Doctor: Oh I see them! They're over there::points to far side of arena:
Tenth Doctor: Tankoo…
But as he bends down to grab the teeth (that aren't really there), the ninth Doctor boots him in the rear, sending him bouncing away!
Crowd: Ohhhhhh!
Rose: Booo! And yaaay!
Jack: I know his pain…
Tenth Doctor: Being kicked by a jack rabbit….quite painful….oof!
But the Ninth Doctor will tell you, being kicked by a shrew in Chuck Taylor shoes isn't so grand either.
Ninth Doctor: You just keep quiet. Jack really wants to sit by you, you know.
Okay, shutting up here.
Tenth Doctor: I will not be humiliated like this::gets to his feet and takes up a boxing stance:
Ninth Doctor: Bring it on!
And he swings!...And he misses. And he swings!...And…..he misses again. Swing! Miss! Swing! Miss! Swing! Miss!
Crowd: Swing, miss! Swing, miss!
It's swing! Miss! Not Swing, miss!
Crowd: Swing, miss! Swing, miss!
Ooh, I get it…..
Ninth Doctor::Dances around arena: You can't catch me!
Tenth Doctor: Damn…legs!
Rose: Duck and weave, you! Left hook right hook, you!
Tenth Doctor: Alright, that's it::stops: You really need to choose what side you're on, Rose.
Ninth Doctor: Yeah! I mean….I am not agreeing with him. I'm definitely not a prat!
Rose: I'm on both your sides.
Tenth Doctor: You cheering him on isn't giving me a lot of confidence you know. Just choose a side. I promise I won't be offended if you pick him. :gives Rose a murderous glare:
Rose: Um, I don't think that would be safe. I like both of you equally. Not that you're the same people. Very independent of each other, that's for sure. Very singular! Ahaha…
Jack: Everyone would love if there were two of me around here.
Okay, I'm tired of being quiet! Both of you leave Rose alone and get on with the fight. If you don't I'm gonna have to give you guys the Bad Behaviour Bracelets!
Tenth/Ninth Doctor::gasp:
Rose: No!
Jack: She said singular again. What DOES that mean…
Ninth Doctor: We'd kill eachother!
Exactly.
Tenth Doctor: Okay okay, we're fighting. See? Here we go, right now. No need to do that.
Bad Behaviour Bracelets: Darn it, we really wanted to electrocute someone!
And at last the fight continues! They circle each other, looking for an opening. #9 dives, but misses #10 by inches. #10 leaps into the fray and manages to grab #9's collar and put him in a headlock. I think #10 has the upper hand! Will he be victorious! Will he be the ultimatum of the two doctors!
Tenth Doctor: Not after you've just said that I won't!
Ninth Doctor: Yay for me I guess::trips #10 and begins to strangle him:
Rose: No! Don't hurt him, please Doctor::gives #9 a heartrending, puppy dog look:
Ninth Doctor: No, not the heartrending puppy dog look::lets go of #10:
Tenth Doctor: Haha, you have more weaknesses than I thought. Hahahahah…aaarrrgh!
The Ninth Doctor has grabbed hold of #10's hair! Oh this could be it folks!
Tenth Doctor: Yes it is! Please let go, I forfeit this match! Just don't ruin my lovely hair!
And he has said the magic words! The match is over!
Ninth Doctor: Yup, definitely a prat.
Tenth Doctor::strokes hair: You wouldn't understand!
Ninth Doctor: Nope, I would not. :grins evilly:
Thank you all for joining us in this very exciting match. Be sure to drop by later, for the final match that could determine the fate of both Doctors! See you next time. Don't bring the kids!
Jack: You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up!
Rose: I will both celebrate and mourn. :whispers: Only one more to go. Oh God, the thought is killing me! I'm gonna be sick! Blllagh!
Jack: Ew! I just bought these pants!
Tenth Doctor: It's okay, my glorious hair. Mummy won't let the mean, bald man hurt you. Never ever ever.
Ninth Doctor: Can I have a banana now?
