Chapter 2 in my Ankh-Morpork Children's Book Series.
When Young Sam wants a change.
Don't own Discworld, if I did, Rex would be born immediately after Thud!
Where's my mommy?
Is that my mommy?
It goes 'H-oooooooooo-wl.'
It is Sergeant Angua.
That's not my mommy!
Where's my mommy?
Is that my mommy?
It goes 'Yes. I am female!'
It is Cheery Longbottom.
That's not my mommy!
Where's my mommy?
Is that my mommy?
It goes 'Do you have a message for the citizens of Ankh-Morpork?'
It is Sacharissa Cripslock.
That's not my mommy!
Where's my mommy?
Is that my mommy?
It goes 'Hmmph!'
It is Lady Selachii.
That's not my mommy!
Where's my mommy?
Is that my mommy?
It goes 'Bath time!'
It is Purity.
That's not my mommy!
Where's my mommy?
Is that my mommy?
It goes 'Pet the dragon nicely, Sam.'
It is Lady Sibyl Vimes nèe Ramkin
That's my mommy!
Hooray! Today is a wonderful day for I have found my mommy!
Ta Da! Next time on Ankh-Morpork Children's Book...(imaginary drum roll please)... Where's my dragon?
