Disclaimer: I do NOT own CSI, NCIS, or any of the characters. I don't own MTV either. If I did, Kate would still be alive and Sara would be with Nick, not Grissom. Or M & M's. But they are very tasty.
Author's Note: I am ignoring Way To Go and Twilight.
A/N 2: This is my first story. Please go easy on me.
and Also: the 'fight' between Sara and Nick came from NCIS. I was just an idea I 'stole'.
Warrick was sitting in Catherine's office, finishing up paperwork.
Both Catherine and Grissom were out of town. Catherine was with Lindsey and her mother at Disney World and Grissom was at a conference in Seattle. And, until they got back, they both agreed to put Warrick in charge.
And to Warrick, the thought of being surrounded by all of those bugs and shrunken heads and animals in jars sent chills up his spine, so he picked Catherine's office.
The phone rang and he picked it up.
"Brown...yes...ok...uh-huh...ok...alright...I'll send some one out there...ok...yep...bye," he said while jotting all of the information on an assignment sheet.
Warrick got up and picked a few sheets of paper out of the fax machine.
He went to find Nick and Sara to give them their assignment
"Oh, God," he sighed.
Nick and Sara were sitting in the break room, eating M & M's and celery, watching some stupid dating show on MTV.
"Why do you watch this stuff?" Sara asked.
"I dunno," Nick replied, lazily.
"The stuff on this channel is for college kids and stupid adults," she commented.
"Stupid adults, huh?" Nick threw a candy at her.
"Are you calling me stupid?" he asked.
Sara threw a stick back, hitting him on his nicely toned chest.
Nick threw another M & M, aiming for her head. He didn't miss.
And the war continued.
They stood up, throwing candy and celery back and forth.
Sara took shelter behind her chair while Nick hid behind the water cooler.
When an M & M whizzed by Sara's head, she shrieked with laughter.
"It's on now, Sidle!" Nick yelled when Sara hit him again.
They chased each other around the break room, throwing any food they could find in the fridge. Bananas, kiwis, ham sandwiches. Anything that wouldn't break anything.
"Oh, God," Warrick's voice came from the hall.
"I give up!" Sara yelled in defeat, "You win!"
"Yes!" Nick shouted, "I am the champ! You could never beat me, Sidle."
Then after a few minutes, he said, "Rematch?"
"Oh, no you don't," Warrick said to them, "clean this up then you have a dead sailor in Pahrump. Director says NCIS wants to take over. Try to hold your own. Share it if you have to."
"OK, we'll clean up," Nick sighed.
"Oh and here's some info on the agents NCIS is sending. They'll meet you there."
Half an hour later, after cleaning up smashed bananas, crushed M & M's and sticky kiwis, Nick and Sara started the long drive to Pahrump.
Nick turned on the radio to his favorite country station.
"Hey! Let's pick a station we can both agree on!" Sara whined.
"Give it a chance, Sara. You never know, if you start liking this stuff, I might just have to take you to some concert."
"Oh dream on, Cowboy! Anything for a date, huh?"
Nick smiled.
"OK," Sara said, opening a file," the agents from NCIS are..."
Nick cut her off, "What's NCIS?"
"Naval Criminal Investigative Service. Special agents Kate Todd and Anthony DiNozzo will meet us at the scene."
After a few minutes of silence, Nick whined, "How long does it take to get to Pahrump?"
"Oh, knock it off, Nick."
A/N: OK, so tell me what you think. But, please, be nice. Also, this has been edited by my spell-check and the other person who shares the account. Just a warning for mistakes.
