Damn. took this down, because my original title ("yo bitch") was 'not G rated'. Sorry about your reviews (no need to re-review, that's ok.) Thank you anyways :)

This is just a silly little drabble :P

Explanations/glossary is at the end.

o--0--o--0--o

"You're the bitch."

"What? No way. You're the bitch in this relationship."

"Yeah right, Draco. You're too pretty to be on top. Look at that angelic blond hair."

"My hair is far from angelic, thank you very much. Besides, I'm taller than you."

"You are not, you twig."

"Oh yeah?" Draco backed Harry up against a wall, his nose inches from Harry's. Ignoring the other's quickened breathing, he used his wand to score a line on the wall at Harry's head height.

"Yes. I. Am." He pulled away from the other boy teasingly to stand next to the mark, proving his point.

"So what?"

"Ever heard of the height rule?"

Harry mock glared.

"I win." Draco said, smiling evilly.

o--0--o--0--o

Just for the record:

seme Japanese for 'giver', and what we anime fans call the dominant guy (pronounced 'seh-meh')

uke Japanese for 'receiver', and what we anime fans call the submissive guy (pronounced 'oo-keh')

height rule in general, the taller guy is always seme and the shorter guy is always uke. I don't know exactly /how/ close people stick to this rule, but obviously strict adherance will result in some amusing relationships :P