A/N: Sorry for the delay. I was waiting to see if more people would review - after all the reviews I got for the first chapter, the second chapter's reviews were rather a let down.
Sue and Sandra screamed in shock as a little gray alien came into view. "Colonel Carter?" he asked in what appeared to be a monotone voice.
Sam swore, "Thor, get the guys up here. Now." The alien moved back behind a console and did just that.
Jack swore as he was beamed onto the alien's ship, "Thor, buddy, have you got the worst timing ever! What's wrong?"
Thor blinked at Jack, cocking his head slightly to one side, he responded, "O'Neill, the Asgard are under attack."
"And? So? But? Therefore?" Jack asked, losing his 'cool' very rapidly.
"We are in need of Colonel Carter's assistance."
Sue and Sandra were huddling together, pointing at Thor and acting like goldfish. "It's a…"
Sam rolled her eyes. "Thor, meet my sisters, Susanna Carter and Sandra Nelson. Sue, Sandra, this is Thor … the Supreme Commander of the Asgard Fleet."
Sandra looked at her sister incredulously, "This is what you do all day down in that mountain of yours! Talk to aliens?"
Daniel scratched his head, "I think it's part of the job description: talk to aliens, save the world, save alien worlds from destruction … Anything I'm forgetting?"
"Get the alien prince or princess fall head over heels in love with the resident scientists on the team," Jack added with a grin.
Sandra looked at Jack in horror, "And exactly how many aliens have fallen for Sam?"
Jack cocked his head as if trying to come up with the correct number, "At least thirty."
"I believe your estimate to be below the standard, O'Neill. It has been fifty-three," Teal'c said with a small nod to Sam who was blushing profusely.
"Oh, yes, I forgot, you like counting," Jack said with a smirk. "Anyway, Daniel's score is … how many again?"
"One hundred and six, O'Neill."
Daniel groaned, but it was Sam who responded by changing the subject, "What's wrong, Thor?"
Thor blinked at her, wondering again how these Tauri could act so strangely. "The Replicators have followed us to our new home world and are attacking."
"So, what? You want her to blow up a ship again?" Jack asked, still a little sore that Sam had blown up the ship named after him.
"Indeed, O'Neill, we are in need of one of her – as you put it, dumb ideas," Thor said, blinking at Jack calmly.
Jack turned to Sam, "So, Carter, think you can handle giving them another dumb idea?"
"Whoa!" Sue said, a grin forming on her face, "That has to be the first time I heard someone use the words 'Carter' and 'dumb' in the same sentence while talking to Sam!"
Sam glared at her sisters, who were busy giggling at her, "I'll have you know that Thor is referring to the human race in general, Sue. The Asgard are physically incapable of thinking as simply as I do."
Sandra furrowed her brow, "You don't think simply, Sam."
"Not in Earth standards, but to the Asgard my mind is incredibly simple."
Jack turned to the two sisters of Sam and said, "Puts it all into prospective doesn't it?"
Sue nodded, taking it all in. Sandra was still confused about something, "Wait a second, you said blow up a ship again. Care to share, Sam?"
"Not really," Sam said, refusing to meet her sister's eyes.
"I will!" Jack replied cheerfully. "The Asgard made a really advanced warship named The O'Neill. Carter here blew it up!"
Sam glared at Jack, "There was a bit more involved in it than that, sir. I saved the Asgard home world thanks to that ship."
"You blew up the ship they named after me!" Jack said, refusing to let it drop.
"O'Neill," Teal'c's calm, monotone voice brought the irate General back to reality.
"What is it, T?"
"We appear to be moving at hyper speed."
Sam, Jack and Daniel all rounded on the little gray alien whose ship they were on, "THOR."
Thor calmly blinked back at the humans, "There is little time to waste. We cannot afford to lose time by dropping off Colonel Carter's siblings on Earth. The damage is already vast and it will take us at least several hours to reach Alfheim."
Jack grinned as he turned back to Carter and her two sisters, "Good, that gives us just enough time to fill them in on what it is that you've been doing for the past nine years. And for you to tell us why the hell Jacob never talks about you two!"
"Jacob Carter has mentioned his other two offspring to me many times, O'Neill," Teal'c said calmly as he watched the stars speed by them in the ship.
"Yeah, Jack, he even showed be pictures of the three of them together on their tenth birthday. Oh, Sam? Would that dress be the reason you hated the one you had to wear with the Shavadi?" Daniel asked curiously.
Sam went red as she remembered the dresses her mother had made for all three of them to wear: hers had been baby blue; Sandra's was red; and Sue's was mint green. They were itchy as hell and all three girls had vowed never to step foot inside a tool monstrosity like the ones they'd been forced to wear on that day ever again. "Tool is itchy, Daniel," Sam said matter-of-factly, as if it absolved her from answering further.
Jack smirked at Sam, "I think I remember that picture. Jake was rather proud of showing it around on the Tok'ra base."
Sam's cheeks became hot red, along with Sandra and Sue's. It seemed that none of the sisters had liked those dresses.
"Who are the Tok'ra?" Sue finally asked after a few moments of silence.
"For cryin' out loud," Jack said under his breath as Daniel and Sam shared a look.
"You might want to sit down for this," Sam told her sisters (who were standing next to the 'window'. Sue and Sandra shared a look of foreboding and did as their sister requested them.
Daniel sighed, "Okay, I'll start. Back in the 1920's there was an archeological dig in Egypt headed up by a man named Dr. Langford …"
A/N: Way, way back many centuries ago... Donny Osmond is TOTALLY having an affair with the narrator in that movie/play!
