A/N: I'm not really sure how much sense this chapter will make - but I had to get rid of the threat to the Asgard that was the reason Thor beamed them up into the ship in the first place before I can get on with the family drama.
Oh, yeah! This chapter is for Chibi Horsewoman, liketoread, kittn, and Natters. Why? Because the rest of the story is going to be dedicated to four reviewers who leave me nice reviews CONSTANTLY! Mwuhahahahha! Yes, that is four DIFFERENT reviewers for each chapter.
Sam looked over the bomb the Asgard had constructed to attract the attention of the Replicators so that they could put a time dilation device in place.
"Wait, remember you guys tried that before," Jack said as he watched his Colonel put the finishing touches on the bomb. "And I'm sure we all remember what that resulted in."
Sam looked up with a very serious expression on her face, "Sir, the threat that Replicator Carter and Fifth possess while leading such a large group of Replicators is still out of our hands." Her sisters exchanged a look at the mention of this 'Replicator Carter'. It didn't sound good at all. "Now, I know for a fact that both of them are leading this attack. What we need to do is attract the bugs attention away from the time dilation device then high tail it out of here before it turns on."
"How slow will their perception of time be once the device is on?" Sandra asked, curious and terrified of what the answer would be.
Thor opened his mouth to say something, but it was Sam who answered before the techno babble of the Asgard could confuse anyone, "Basically, for every second that they experience, we will be experiencing two months."
Sue looked up from the window where she was watching the destructive power that was the Replicators. "But Jack said that the last time you guys did something like that the Replicators were able to turn the device the other way and you ended up with that thing … Fifth. Why would you want to risk that again?"
Sam's eyes filled with horror as she remembered what had happened the last time she had seen Fifth. "What would you suggest we do, then, Sue?"
"Thor, didn't you mention that last year Jack downloaded the schematics for a machine that will vaporize the Replicators, right?" Sue asked, her mind working faster than any of the men could imagine.
"Indeed, Sue Carter," Thor said, moving to a consol and bringing up the diagram on the screen in front of him.
Sue looked at the diagram closely. After a few moments she asked, "Can you bring up a three dimensional model of the device?"
"Indeed." A few moments later the device appeared on a stand close to Sue.
"Cool," Sandra said as she watched her younger sister closely inspect the alien machine before her.
"Yeah," Sue replied as she pried off the top of the machine and started fiddling with a few of the crystals. "Thor, does your ship have a way of transmitting a very large weapons blast that could encompass the whole planet?"
"Of course, The Teal'c is equipped with the best the Asgard artillery has to offer," Teal'c said, bringing up schematics of the whole ship.
Sandra raised her eyebrows, "The Teal'c, eh? A warship named after a warrior?"
"Correct," Thor said with a slight nod. "The O'Neill II and The Teal'c are the Asgard's latest warships."
"What about Sam and Daniel?" Sue asked, running her hands along the crystals, trying to figure out how to make the machine work when placed in configuration with the other device Thor had on board. "Don't they get ships named after them?"
"Indeed," Thor explained to Sue, "The Daniel Jackson is a scientific research vessel currently in the possession of Heimdall, our top scientist. The Samantha Carter is currently under construction."
"What kind of ship will it be?" Sam asked, curious as to what the ship named after her would contain.
Thor turned his oversized gray head to the Tauri female who once hugged him after saving the Asgard home world, Othalla. He would never forget how uncomfortable that experience was for him. "It will primarily be a warship with our most advanced technology composing the shields, defenses, weapons and exploratory technologies."
"Cool."
"Indeed."
"Okay, I think I got it," Sue said, hoisting up the weapon she had modified. "Now this should be able to encompass a much larger area than it did before – all you have to do is hook it up to the transmitter."
Jack watched as Sue helped Thor hook up the device to the ship. "Thor, this is what we did when I first downloaded the device to your ship's mainframe … how come you didn't think of it before?"
"I confess, O'Neill, the Asgard have been preoccupied with our cloning dilemma and I have had little time for much else of late," Thor said, hoping that would explain everything to his Tauri friend.
Sue stood back to watch what was about to take place with her sisters and the men from the SGC.
"I am beaming the bomb to the surface of the planet now," Thor said, knowing that the bomb would attract a great deal of the Replicators solely because of the power consumption required to use the beaming technology.
Sandra and Sue watched on in amazement as the bomb was taken up in a white light and reappeared near the center of the Asgard city. "Won't that destroy a good deal of the city?" Sandra asked when she saw where it landed.
"If it were to detonate, then yes. But we are no longer attempting to detonate the device, Sandra Nelson," Teal'c explained, so that Thor could continue to focus on the task at hand: namely, destroying the Replicators on the planet's surface.
"Oh."
"Transmitting weapon's burst, now."
Soon the planet's surface was covered in little Replicator blocks no longer connected to each other, and no longer posing any greater threat than that of litter. The Asgard's national clean up crew was so not looking forward to work the next day.
A/N: Next up: Pie. Review please and I'll be happy enough to update soon.
