Pineapple chunks!

Hurley was in the hatch on his own. He was reaching the end of his shift and hadn't eaten in 6 hours.

He couldn't help himself. He could see the storage room from where he was sitting.
He tried looking at some records and reading some books, but nothing helped.

"Oh crap"

He ran into the pantry and scanned over the shelves for something to eat. He then found.
PINEAPPLE CHUNKS!

He grabbed 2 cans and began to raid the draws in the kitchen for a can opener.
Once the can was open he scooped the chunks out into his hands and shuffled out the back door once he heard Locke coming to start the next shift.

Hurley walked along the beach, savoring every piece of pineapple.
He skipped around while passers by stared.
"Oh my god! What a luxury!" He thought to himself while he danced by the sea.

WARNING: the Hurley shuffle is my creation and therefore may not be copied! (not that I legally own it or anything...)

"Oh my god! What a luxury!" Said Dave one of the lesser known characters of the show, who didn't have a speaking part until now.

Dave has had a traumatic life. After killing his best friend with an assortment of building blocks at the age o 3, he went on to have several sessions with different psychologists, including Libby. This did help but led him to becoming a cross dresser.
Like Locke he also experienced a miracle when crashing on the island (sort of). His suitcase was lost in the crash, so he was forced to where men's clothes. Considering his past he's coped well.

"...uh ... Hi... Dave..." Said Hurley who had been frozen in the same position with one leg in the air and the pineapple held out to the side for the past ten minutes.
"Hey Hurley! Where'd you get the pineapple? Steal it from the hatch? Eh? Where'd you get it"
"N-no. I did not steal from the hatch"
"Where'd you get it then"
"...uh... The... The jungle"
"Which way"
"Ummmm... Straight ahead... That way.." Said Hurley pointing down into the jungle.
"OK! Seeya!" Called Dave as he ran off towards the jungle.

Dave's body was discovered one week later.
Death by giant kitty cat.
For some reason he was running maniacally through the jungle.

"Aw jeez." Said a guilty Hurley.

And the moral of the story is:
Don't let Hurley sit anywhere near food.