Fullmetal Alchemist Dribbles and Drabbles

Fullmetal Alchemist does not belong to me, but Hiromu A. But I do own this drabble series.

A request was to write a sugar-high Ed. Read it as:

Roy's Jar of Nutella MIOW!

Haha… I hope you read it and like it. Please review on THAT story.

Anyway, here's another!

"Brother… where do babies come from?"

Edward froze just as if was about to enter the bathroom. He didn't spin around politely. "Why?"

Al rolled his eyes upwards. "Um… I was just wondering." He blushed and looked down at his feet, shuffling, shuffling… shuffling.

Edward finally turned around a stared at his shuffling, shuffling, shuffling. "Err. Well. Al, you see… babies come from their parents, 'Mum' and 'Dad'." He hoped Al wouldn't ask for more but after puppy dog eyes he gave up. "You see, our parents did this… um, dance… and and… when they danced on top of each other they… made us!" He chirped and found himself reddening.

Al looked up sharply. Believed he shouldn't have even asked. He tiptoed around and ran away, flailing his arms.

Thank goodness. Then came back, in rapid speed. "IS THIS HOW THEY DANCED?" Al asked curiously.

Edward doubled over. "No!" He wiped a laughing tear off his face.

Suddenly, Al stopped his dancing dejected. He sighed. "Um, I just think it's really great to be able to create…" he smiled, "life. You know… if it's simple with just a dance…" He closed his eyes and began doing the same headless-ant-has-no-wings routine he made up earlier ran around the corridor. "… well, I think it's just amazing. To create life! That's it… –"

Suddenly, blind to his shut eyes, he bashed into Ed and knocked him onto the floor.

Edward peeled an eye open. Al was on top of him, face as red as a tomato ashamed yet rigid to move.

Edward lay there too. Eyes opened. Mouth gaped.