Yay I'm back!
I got caught up with a pokemon fic.
I needed a while to decide whether I should have a chapter before this one but in the end I thought it may make the story plot a bit messed up.
I'm really happy that you guys keep reading. I know there are about 14 readers that have read up to chapter 3 so that's nice. And of course there is my bigger fans, blue panda and hoogiman who give me reviews! Normally my fics are read by about 1 or 3 people, who are normally school friends but this is great! )
Now I shall stop my rambling and get on with the chapter.
(this chapter is sort of a t+ so if you find it too rude u have been warned)

the pair had been eating together for a few days, and all was well. Hurley had the feeling Sawyer used to take cooking lessons as he knew how to prepare veg straight from the bag in the freezer!

they were both sat, eating.
BAGS OF CRISPS!
(ooh soo sooorrryyy!)

"Hey Hurley... would it be OK if I asked Kate to... well you know-"

"Marry you? yeah sure! go right ahead!"

"NO! Stupid. Ask her to come down here for a meal with me... you could eat in here and we could eat at the table. what do you think about that?"

"uh... yeah... sure..."

"great! you know, your not too bad!" said Sawyer as he got up "see you tonight!"

"hey man, you just bring Kate I'll cook the meal!"

"OK! sure! see you then!" he left.

"Aw jeez..." Hurley was in trouble. he couldn't let Kate know about what they were doing!

He needed a plan of action. something to get rid of Sawyer... or Kate as a back up plan.

that evening he went into the pantry and decided to cook.
TOFU FILLETS WITH CARROT AND ROAST POTATOES AND CABBAGE AND BROCCOLI!

But of course that wasn't gonna get rid of sawyer on its own. He ran around the hatch searching for things to use. He found the left over wood glue that Locke used to make Claire's cot in one of the kitchen drawers, and some pills in jacks handbag.

While the meal was cooking he mixed some water with various spices to flavour the tofu but a separate batch of the same mixture with the pills diluted into it.
half way through cooking the tofu he spread on the different mixtures, the one with pills onto sawyers and Kate's pieces, the plain onto his.
once they were done he spread the glue onto the top of their tofu.
He was just dishing the meals up when sawyer came in.

"where's Kate?" said Hurley bringing their plates to the table.

"oh, she's busy helping Sun in the garden, but she thinks I've found some really nice fruit that I want her to try. she told us to start without her.

"oh OK sure"

"hahah! now she can just think it's suicide!" thought Hurley to himself.

Hurley and sawyer started to eat their meals. Sawyer wolfed his down in seconds!

"oh yeah! I gotta meet Kate in a minute to bring her down here." he said getting up and clearing his plate.

"oh no you won't be doing that!"

"what the hell to you mean?"

"in a couple of minutes your gonna die!"

"huh! how do you know that?"

"your tofu was marinated with spices and pills and later on spread with wood glue!"

"I thought it tasted funny! but why did you do this!"

"you were gonna tell Kate and she would of told everyone! I had to get rid of you! she shall think you killed yourself!"

"huh? I can't believe you! you son of a-- cough cough oooh aaahhh dies" sawyer fell to the ground. (what great timing!)

Hurley quickly slipped a couple of pill wrappers onto sawyers hand, half filled a glass with water, and tipped it over onto its side on the floor next to him. he then left with all the plates in hand and buried them roughly a mile away from the hatch.

Kate later found sawyer and was shocked. she started saying she was a widow of two men and has walked around with a black vale across her face ever since.

but Hurley was safe again!

did ya like it?
I did kinda turn it down a bit from what it was gonna be but I think it's turned out OK.
if anybody thinks I should move the age rating up please feel free to tell me in a review and I shall do so.
next chapter soon!