I have prepared a side story for you all!
It came to me in a dream.
by the way it cuts back to the first chapter,
so don't be confused.
A Gift...
Dave had been searching for hours.
"where the hell is my pineapple!" he screamed. (yes that Dave!)
He stared to run again. Faster and faster in a straight line through the jungle. He was starving. He wanted some dam pineapple!
Suddenly he came to a clearing. A woman stood in the shadows holding a shotgun.
"who are you?" said Dave.
"Danielle Rousseau... you?" she said stepping out into the light.
"Pineapple Man!" He yelled heroically.
"what?" she screamed, raising her gun.
"um... I meant to... say... Dave..."
"oh... 'cus y'know... if you were "pineapple man" I would have been forced to eat you"
"yeah... right..."
"bye then!" she said hanging her shotgun back over her shoulder.
"yeah! bye!"
she raised one arm into the air, stepped forwards (superman pose...), and shot off into the sky. "bbbbyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" she screamed as she disappeared behind the clouds.
"bye..." he whispered as he waved good-bye to his new found friend.
Almost a week on and Dave was still searching for his pineapple.
"wow this is taking me forever! But Hurley promised me that I'd find pineapple!"
he set up his tent, lit a fire, and went to sleep.
Suddenly a cat appeared out of the darkness... a giant one.
The cat (lets call him pumpkin) walked along, unaware of Dave's tent. He continued walking, right over it, one gigantic paw, crushing one little tent, squishing one little cross dressing Dave.
And you all know the bit with the body being found and the classic "Aw jeez." from Hurley.
End of side chapter...
Next chappie soon.
Back in real time by then.
good-bye for now...
