Meanwhile John and David are walking the campground where a Mexican party met them Mirabel leading the party and all the girls cheering for her Despacito playing in the background and John was amazed by Mirabel's moves and how beautiful she looked dancing.
"Well David my friend welcome to the boys garden of Eden take any girl you like and talk to them. If you don't like them go to the next one consider it like speed dating in every sense of the word" John said fighting through the crowd of girls watching Mirabel dance.
"Hey so uhh umm it's me Erin remember from Junior High you promised we'd get married if we were both single after high school" a black haired girl said to John in a whisper that John grew to love.
"Of course I remember you we dated then you found Mark and I found that my hormones were leading me toward a bunch of girls".
Erin laughed an angel laugh and John smiled loving her angel laugh and Erin knew it as she snuggled closer to him.
"I know I'm an ex but Mark didn't work out. Now I know what you're going to say you're not a toy that can be used and put away but maybe just maybe I can take you out of the toybox and play with you for a while or forever".
"Erin maybe we could work something out but you broke my heart. I mean I loved you but it was all Mark, Mark, Mark once you met him. Can you imagine how that makes me feel?"
Erin nodded and promised to make it up to John not knowing that at this point Mirabel, Beth, Kuki, and Mei were also in the running.
Mirabel stopped dancing and the crowd cheered as she sweat and saw John blushing with sweat all over her.
"So Mirabel are you hungry maybe you'd like to get some food or something. I mean I heard Mexicans are all about eating".
Mirabel grinned and chose a table a Mexican feast greeting Mirabel and John and the girls all raced over each one wanting time with John.
"Hey I'm Isabella Garcia Shapiro sooooooooo whatcha doin? And can we maybe get some alone time? I mean you can't eat all night or maybe you can I know I can't" Isabella from Phineas and Ferb said as a girl in a pink jumper and a unibrow walked over.
"Hey who is this Erin you have me rooming with? I mean if I'm spending the Summer with her I think we should at least meet" Helga Pataki said as John pointed to Erin and Helga walked over to her saying typical a shy girl the bully gets a shy girl.
Hi I'm Mabel Pines and I'm the sunshine of this camp nobody is as peppy as me. I mean I dare you to find anybody peppier than me" Mabel said as John pointed to Kuki who was shotgunning Cokes Mabel joining her.
"Ugh this place is so dusty I can't believe I came to yet another Summer camp" Heather from TDI said and John groaned knowing he wouldn't get any alone time with Mirabel this way.
"Hey I'm Courtney CIT and I was thinking maybe I should be a full-fledged counselor this year. I mean I have the skills to pay the bills" Courtney from TDI said as John locked eyes with her.
"Fine you're a counselor now please leave us we're trying to have a tender moment here and I will not be interrupted every five seconds" John said as Gwen from TDI walked up dressed in black and John screamed why me?"
"Where is my cabin I'd just really like to get some Z's and tomorrow we can talk about why this show is feeding girls to a meat processor" Gwen said as John pointed behind him with luck all the TDI girls had the same cabin right next to Mei Lee, Amara, and Beth.
"OK Mirabel I'm sorry but apparently these girls aren't going to give me a moments peace so let's reschedule for tomorrow night ok?"
Mirabel nodded and skipped off for her cabin another ex Sheena joining her as Helga and Erin walked to Helga's cabin.
"OK form a single file line and we can talk exes and new girls and then I can go to my mansion like cabin for some rest".
The girls lined up in front of him as a chopper whooshed over the trees and a family parachuted out and even John had to admit it was an awesome entrance.
"Hi everybody I'm Helen and this is Dash, Jack Jack, Bob the one landing the helicopter and the one crying from a broken heart and looking lonely is Violet which brings her here" the mother said as John squealed fanboying seeing Violet and running up to a camera.
"Violet Parr THE VIOLET PARR? MRS. INVISIGIRL WITH A FORCEFIELD THAT VIOLET PARR WANTS TO COMPETE? SOMEBODY PINCH ME I MUST BE DREAMING!
We're back on a beach where Good 4 U by Olivia Rodrigo played and Violet sang along to it pictures of Tony in a backpack and Violet found a burning barrel.
"Good 4 U
I guess you moved on really easily
You found a new girl
And it only took a couple weeks
Remember when you said
You wanted to give me the world?" Violet sang sadness showing in her voice.
"And good for you
I guess that you've been working on yourself
I guess the therapist I found for you
She really helped
Now you can be a better man
For your brand new girl".
"OK Jamie you're with Mabel, Amanda you're with Candace the pumpkin head mouthing bust em, Heather you get Sam she's the goth with the I love ghost boys shirt and plaid skirt, and Jessica you're with Tina she's kind of awkward but right up your alley" John said as the exes walked to their new girl.
"Well good for you, you look happy and healthy
Not me if you ever cared to ask
Good for you you're doing great out there without me baby
God I wish that I could do that.
I've lost my mind
I've spent the night
Crying on the floor of my bathroom
But your so unaffected
I really don't get it
But I guess good for you"
The TDI girls screamed as a giant red panda punctured the cabin next to theirs yawning and John knew trouble was brewing but he couldn't take his eyes off of Violet's performance.
"Well good for you I guess you're getting everything you want
You bought a new car
And your football teams really taking off
It's like we never happened baby
What the fuck is up with that".
Mei roared at Beth as Amara cried with what looked like a broken arm and nursed a broken leg as Beth gulped and raced to the TDI cabin the girls hating Beth because they as Mei knew broke Amara's leg and arm.
"Oh no I do not even think so that red thing is after you and I vote we let it take her. I mean the poor little girl is hurt and I bet John wouldn't want to see his little sister hurt" Courtney said as the girls stared at her.
"OK so I did some research sue me. I want to know who I'm diving headfirst into love with I don't want another Duncan".
"Oh come on there are four of you counting the girl in cowboy boots and long blonde hair. You've got to hide me she's a bit angry as a pre-teen girl but she's Uber angry as the red dog you need to hide me.
Beth was snatched from the ground as Gwen smiled seeing Beth's underwear under her nightgown and Gwen snapped pictures then walked up to Amara who was whimpering and elevating her leg and holding her broken arm with her good hand.
"And good for you
It's like you never even met me
Remember when you swore to God I was the only
Person who ever got you
Well screw that and screw you
You will never have to hurt
You know the way that I do" Violet sang as Gwen plopped down next to Amara really liking her because she reminded Gwen a bit of what she was like when she was a little girl.
"That stupid girl broke my arm and my leg with a big hammer because I told the giant red panda not a dog like the doofus calls her but panda that Beth the girl scared of the Panda pretended to be hurt to get John to wait on her hand and foot" Amara moaned in pain as Gwen called 911.
"Well good for you, you look happy and healthy
Not me if you ever cared to ask
Good for you you're doing great out there without me baby
God I wish that I could do that
I've lost my mind
I spent the night crying on the floor of my bathroom
But your so unaffected
I really don't get it
But I guess good for you".
"I don't know the address it's a camp with cabins, a lake, canoes, and oh yes I did mention it before but A GIANT RED PANDA ON A RAMPAGE HOLDING A BLONDE GIRL HOSTAGE FOR BREAKING A GIRL'S ARM AND LEG! IS THAT ENOUGH INFORMATION FOR YOU?
"Maybe I'm too emotional
But you apathy's like a wound in salt
Maybe I'm too emotional
Or maybe you never cared at all
Maybe I'm too emotional
But you apathy's like a wound in salt
Maybe I'm too emotional
Or maybe you never cared at all".
Mei roared and marched Beth to Amara who wiped her tears and stared at Beth Mei looking down at Beth her eyes a fiery rage.
"Well do it and make it count because unless she accepts your apology Mei, you, and I are going to be the best of friends and we don't take kindly to fibbers" Mei growled as Gwen saw the ambulances pull up and she carried Amara to one as John was still tranced by Violet.
"Well good for you, you look happy and healthy
Not me if you ever cared to ask
Good for you you're doing great out there
Without me baby
Like a damn sociopath
I've lost my mind I spent the night
Crying on the floor of my bathroom
But you're so unaffected
I really don't get it
But I guess good for you
Well good for you I guess you moved on really easily" Violet finished as John clapped and Violet smiled thinly and walked towards the ambulances her family following her the burning barrel holding the backpack and all of Violet's Tony memorabilia.
"Ok, ok don't crowd her I'm sure everything will be alright even if she needs a doctor. And yeesh yea she needs a doctor and casts those are definitely broken or at the very least sprained" Helen said as John pushed past everyone and saw Amara in the back of an ambulance.
"Mei's taking care of Beth was it? Anyways she'll be fine I've had broken bones before they suck. So I was wondering if I could be the little ones nurse and you can focus on the girls here?" Gwen asked as John nodded tears falling from his eyes for his sister and Deidra the camerawoman saw this and stopped filming.
"OK this is totally the opposite of cool or making for good film making. Now who hurt this precious soul with the dimples and brown hair?" Deidra asked as Amara with her good hand pointed to the girl showers Beth screeching and Mei laughing at her.
Deidra stomped to the showers Mei back to her old self whipping Beth with a wet towel and Beth begging Deidra to save her.
"Keep her at bay Mei Lee I have some questions for Kathy Bates from Misery over here. Did you or did you not break Amara's arm and leg?"
Beth refused to answer as Mei's paws and tail came out wrapping around Beth and holding her down with Deidra walking up to her.
"Don't make me ask you again because she's like half red panda right now. Do you want her to go full panda?"
"OK yes I used a sledgehammer and attacked Amara but she told Mei that I faked injuries to get things from John and now thanks to hacker Mei it's all over the Sight Or Flight website.
"OK well did you fake injuries to get John to notice you? If you did you have sunk to a new low and even I want to beat you for it" Deidra said as Mei grinned and passed a diary passage to Deidra.
"She has a boyfriend back home too. Which kind of makes you think why the hell did she come here? I mean she's obviously not here for love she has that back home" Mei said as Deidra stared accusingly at Beth.
"If it were my show and you hurt my best friend, manipulated people to do what you want, and had a boy toy back home I'd send you home on the first thing moving. But this isn't my show it's John's".
John walked into the girl's showers seeing Beth naked and Mei a towel around her legs showing off a cherry blossom tattoo on the crook of her back with her name in flames under it.
"John just the boy we were looking to see elimination is tonight so put up three people they can be exes, new girls, or any mix of the two".
"Interesting Beth you are in the bottom three and so is Erin because I have a feeling her and Mark are still together. Louise Tina's sister is the third but she's safe and Mei I think a video to Beth's boyfriend should be good" John said as Mei Lee giggled and got her phone out Deidra filming Mei.
"Hi Brady my name's Mei Lee and let me just say one thing right off the bat Beth is a lesbian. You know she loves the company of girls instead of guys. That's why she's here to find a girl of her own".
Mei made out with Beth Girls by The Beastie Boys playing in the background and as Mei pulled away from her Mei giggled and got real close to the camera.
"See she kissed me without thinking twice. Now I ask you truthfully Brady what kind of girl with a boyfriend comes on a dating show to marry or date another guy and kisses a girl?"
Mei French kissed Beth and turned the video off as Beth made a disgusted face and Mei stood up her towel falling off of her.
"Just remember Bethy all this is yours since we room together and since I'm extra generous Gwen Amara's new nurse just may have things for you to do to make Amara feel better too".
Beth gasped as Brady was calling her and Mei sneered answering the phone and handing Beth the phone as Deidra giggled knowing since Beth was Mei's plaything she wouldn't be going anywhere anytime soon.
"No Brady I'm not breaking up with you for a girl who doesn't know how to dress or act like a girl. I know what you saw but I didn't enjoy a minute of it she's a really bad kisser" Beth said as Brady screamed and Beth stared accusingly at Mei who shrugged pecking Beth's lips.
"See you in the cabin hot lips the giant red panda may join in our make out session. If you think I'm a bad kisser just wait till the red panda's tongue finds you" Mei giggled and threw her towel over her shoulder walking out nude the ambulance's leaving.
"Brady please don't break up with me I'm telling you the girl is a wackadoodle who kissed me to make you break up with me because I'm on a dating show".
"Brady I know how things looked in the video but things aren't always what they seem. What new video? The one she just posted?"
Beth looked on the Sight Or Flight website and saw Mei in her nakedness standing next to Beth and pulling Beth in close.
"Brady is this enough proof for you? I mean where the hell did my clothes go? Plus why am I standing next to Beth naked".
"Brady no this is just a speed bump in the dating world. Brady I do love you I came here to make lots of money so we could have a mansion and a family leaving John behind" Beth said as Mei sneered slyly a tape recorder in her hands.
"Well that's all I needed to hear and Brady she spews lies we slept together, we showered together, we made out, and here I am naked next to her who is also naked".
Brady screamed one last thing and hung up as Beth tears streaming down her face shoved Mei and she giggled walking to the cabin with her.
"He left me because he thinks I'm Bi now thanks to you. He said that if John or you wanted me either one of you could have me because he doesn't want me".
"Good because as things are right now John doesn't want you and neither do I. I did the things I did to teach you not to leave a guy at home when you're supposed to be fighting for one here".
"Cool just know that since you fucked my life up I'm going to fuck yours up and I'm better at that just ask John I royally screwed his life up".
Mei plopped onto her bed sighing happily and said bring it as she closed her eyes and drifted off the loudest snore to come from anything following her and Beth whispered gross she sleeps in the nude.
The next morning we find Mei as the giant red panda Amara a cast on her arm and leg snuggling Mei's fur as Gwen pushed a tray of breakfast foods for Amara and Beth whispering into her cell phone.
"Brady sweetie I'm telling you I'm not Bi I didn't even enjoy the little heathens kiss or her standing naked next to me. Brady I do love you but like I said I need to win this because the winner gets money, fame, and a big house which we could use right now" Beth begged as Gwen grabbed Beth's phone.
"Brady I presume? So nice to finally meet you and to further add to your confusion about Beth I'm going to do something I always wanted to do" Gwen said making out with Beth better than Mei did and Mei shuffling into the kitchen kissed the camera saying morning lover and Frenching Beth.
"Bye Brady and just to be clear Beth made out and slept with both of us naked. See I'm still naked I just love the freedom here" Mei said grabbing a slice of pizza and chomping it.
Gwen sneered as she pushed a tray to a still sleeping Amara and Mei went through drawers trying to find something to wear.
"Heather just may have competition for meanest girl at camp this year. Beth is like Heather reincarnated and with a few pointers from her Beth could be Sigh Or Flight's bad girl".
Mei nodded putting a two piece bikini on and slipping sandals on her favorite outfit then she skipped off hearing the breakfast horn and Amara slowly opened her eyes seeing Gwen put utensils in front of a plate.
"Morning sleepy head so chow down I'll help if you're a lefty and then we can discuss what you would like to do today".
Amara screeched seeing the sledgehammer that broke her and Gwen walked up and tossed the sledgehammer out the window and smiled saying better and Amara nodded as the platter came off the plate and Amara gobbled eggs, bacon, hash browns, and a blueberry pop tart.
"Yummy thanks Gwen I needed that. Now the question is how am I going to shower and get dressed? I'm like a broken dolly here" Amara said glumly as Gwen started the shower and put baggies on Amara's casts leading her to the shower.
"Brady I swear I love you if I didn't I wouldn't be here fighting for money. No those two girls are jerks that want you to break up with me" Beth said as Gwen grabbed Beth's phone and threw it in the shower getting it wet and it turned off.
"I'm no scientist but water+ electronics usually= death babe. You know like hand your phone the noose it's fried".
Beth was in a camera room an angry stout on her face repeatedly trying to turn her phone on but it was as Gwen said fried.
"OK Mei and Gwen have made a very angry villain in me. My phone is my sanctuary and now it's dead and Brady probably wants nothing to do with me anymore. Gwen is so toast at this camp".
"Yea, yea, yea I heard it all before but I was in final two of season one of TDI and it takes a lot to get to that point" Gwen said looking into the window of the confession room Beth screeching angrily and throwing her dead phone at Gwen's head as Gwen just chuckled.
"See the problem with youth these days Bethy are that we rely way too much on electronics or technology almost to the point that we're attached at the hip to our phones, Bluetooth headphones, or earbuds. Welcome to the real world Beth enjoy it".
Beth stomped out of the cabin and followed all the girls to breakfast all of the girls texting or calling someone and Beth was handed her dead phone.
"You could always pretend I mean you love lies you live for them so create another one geek bait".
Gwen sashayed off to sit with Mei as all the exes were excitedly talking at another table about their new roommates and Beth plopped down with a tray joining them.
"Morning ladies looks good whatever this is at least it's edible. So how was everyone's night mine was hell but we'll get to that after I hear about everyone else's night".
"Mabel is the most fun to room with. She told me stories of her home town and even added me into one of her fanfic stories" Jamie a girl with a bowl cut of black hair and pretty brown eyes said poking at her over easy eggs.
"Yea Mirabel's not too bad either in fact she's pretty cool too. We're both Mexican and she made me this cool necklace that I guess is supposed to ward off evil spirits" Sheena a girl with long brown hair and glasses said.
"She even made me see that wearing glasses is pretty cool. Mirabel wears glasses too and she doesn't let anybody's negative comments about them hurt her".
"Helga could use some nicer bones in her body. But then again she is trying to teach me to become a social butterfly and find my voice so I guess she's good" Erin said writing in a book Beth knew as Erin's diary.
"Candace my roommate is off the rails just a tad. She's always accusing her brother's of making these crazy inventions in Danville her hometown. Her mom doesn't believe her because miraculously the inventions disappear before she gets home" Amanda said her wavy brown hair flipping back and forth.
"Sam's awesome in her own skin. She's a goth but she doesn't even really act like one she's a lovesick girl in a goth's body and I think John sees that" Heather said her voice chipper as everyone see's another boy joining the table with John and David the bachelor table.
"She talks about a boy named Danny who I think just showed up and she's got it bad for him and she hopes he sees it sooner rather than later".
"Tina's cool she has a sister in the competition too she wears bunny ears. Tina is obsessed with butts and erotic fanfiction. She also runs a restaurant back home with her family" Jessica said her blonde hair shaggy and getting in her eyes.
"Great at least your roommates aren't nuts and Amanda before you say anything my roommate can turn into a giant red panda and has no hygiene. John's little sister is helping the red panda torture me and I also have a goth nurse in the cabin to nurse Amara back to health".
"Yea thanks to you beating her with a sledgehammer. See Mirabel as well as I believe in Karma which means what comes around goes around. Meaning you angered Gods somewhere and they are torturing you Mei Lee who is a panda not a dog that you love calling her and Gwen the goth nurse" Sheena said.
"OK maybe I hit Amara with a sledgehammer but I wouldn't have done it if she didn't tell Mei Lee that I pretended to hurt myself so John would pay attention to me".
All the girls except for Amanda were shocked as Amanda nodded confirming what Beth said was true with Beth poking her breakfast.
"OK maybe I did and yes I know we all dated John but he showed more attention to all of you than he did to me. I mean yes I was bossy but all girlfriends have to be a bit bossy or we get lost in the shuffle and we need to scream at our boys to get noticed".
The exes shook their heads and walked off as Beth threw her tray away and walked off Gwen, Amara, and Mei Lee sneering knowing they were getting to her.
"So roomie where we off to? Because I'm stuck to you like glue seeing you damaged an angel and I won't stand for that" Mei said jogging alongside Beth Gwen and a limping Amara joining her.
"Attention ladies your first challenge will begin soon so get you're suits and meet me at the lake for a swimsuit model shoot" John's voice blared over the speaker as all the girls ran off to their cabins to get dressed for the model shoot.
Well that's it for now and I am thoroughly enjoying this fic so expect more chapters. As of right now I'm going to begin writing the challenge chapter and everyone can see who wins in the next chapter. Keep it real all 😊.
