Well, I'm FINALLY back. I do have an excuse for not updating though. Two, actually.

1. I was on vacation and my grandparents have NO COMPUTER! I don't know how they live….

2. Well, this will probably be my last update until July 9 because I'm completely obsessed with the World Cup. Actually the only reason I'm writing right now is Brazil doesn't play for another hour.

Reviews:

peter-pan-equals-luv- Thanks! Oh yeah I forgot to mention, I'm not really counting the votes, I'm just voting off one of the people you guys suggested.

Thayet1231- Roger will have to come back to life though sadly, or else there would be uneven teams. 

princess of the rogues-  Yay, I'm going to do Trickster's soon (I've been saying that for months, lol)

enchantednight84- Thanks, maybe I will count the votes I don't know(screw the rules, lol)

stormrider7- Yeah you're right he is a little boring so I'll vote him off soon, probably not yet though because he is my favorite character. Thanks for telling me about the rule even though I still won't follow it probably 

daineandnumairareahotcouple- thanks, you'll see who gets voted off hehehe

juicebump88- thanks I do love pointless reviews 

hahaha I wrote all of that yesterday. I started talking to my friend and then the Brazil game was on so I had to get off. Ok on to the story!

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Host: Ok I have tallied the votes, and I will tell you who gets voted off… after the break.

Alanna: NEVER!

Host: OK, ok, fine. Roger, you suck so your getting voted off.

George: Um, he's already dead.

Host: Do I look like I care? Ok, on to today's challenge.

Everyone: -groan-

Host: Shut up. In honor of the author's strange obsession with the world cup you will be playing SOCCER!

Everyone: -blink-

Kel: Um, what is this soccer you speak of?

Host: Don't worry you each have 7 players, well Alanna's team has 6 but who cares, and who the hell plays soccer with 7 people? You will each get one guest player.

Sandry: Who?

Host: Hehehehehe I give you… JOSE AND THE FAT KID! -snaps fingers and 2 kids appear-(A/N sorry if nobody knows what I'm talking about but there's this commercial that comes on during the world cup where these little kids are playing soccer with pros)

Host: Ok, Alanna's team gets Jose, Kel's team gets the fat kid. Oh one more thing, -snaps fingers and Alanna's team is wearing blue and yellow and Kel's team is wearing blue and white- There, –throws ball- Play on!

Kel: -kicks ball- wheeeeeee!

Alanna: AHHHHHH! -cuts ball up with sword-

Host: NO! NOT MY PRECIOUS BALL! -cries- Ok here are the rules of the game, kick the ball in the net, don't use your hands, and no killing poor defenseless balls!

Alanna: -kicks ball at Neal-

Neal: Tralalalala-ow! –falls over unconscious-

Jose: -takes ball and scores-

Alanna: Yay! I mean No! I mean Yay! I don't get this freakin game!

Host: Deal with it.

10 minutes later

Host: Ok, everybody's unconscious so I guess that means game over. Oh well, Alanna's team wins 1-0. Yay and all that junk. –sighs-

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It's kinda short I know and not that funny, . Vote for who you want to get kicked off. Or just review. Whatever.

Until next time!

-king's-own-knight