3 in one day? wow that would be amazing. I dunno if I'll finish this today though.. so if you're reading this a day after my ttfn in tortall update and my trickster's update then I didn't finish it. so moving on! Your reviews...

Aly the Spy- gasp! how could you say sumthing like that? Ok so they didn't perform quite as well as usual but they still had a great world cup. people just need 2 realize that just cuz they dont win every time doesn't mean theyre not still the best. Zidane played really good though.. so did kaka'(my fav player lol) ok im gonna stop my tyrannical soccer rant right about now. hehe thnx 4 reviewing

peter-pan-equals-luv- hehe i like it -evil laugh-

AerinAlanna- i no its my favorite commercial like ever. Thanks!

stormrider7- yeah australia's not bad.. I'm so bandwagon liking the num 1 rated team lol. my second favorite team is Trinidad and Tobago though heheh. I'm on a team to and it is more fun to play but it was the off season when I wrote that.

Thayet1231- yay thanks!

juicebump88- no the pointless ones are my favs, so keep writing them and Ill be happy and update more lol

daineandnumairareahotcouple- gald you enjoyed it hehe. I love your quotes story its so funny. I'll look for some of my favs and then review again so you can make a protector quote thing! yay!

Errant of the Violet- thats how I write teehee

KellySquared- hehe that is like a mortal sin to me. Congrats on remembering ppl tho. Roger is the evil dud from the alanna books and wyldon is kel's training master

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Host: Hello poppets!

Kel: does this guy scare anyone else?

Everyone else: Yes

Host: Shut up! I have tallied the votes and the person being voted off is.. -reads paper- what? You guys voted off me?

Everyone: -looks guilty-

Host: Ok briar you are being voted off!

Briar: But I haven't even said anything!

Host: Exactly you're boring the readers.

Briar: Readers I thought this was a tv show?

Jon: What's tv?

Host: DEAL WITH IT! -snaps fingers and briar disappears-

Host: Ok anybody else have a problem?

Everyone: -shakes heads-

Host: good! okay today's challenge is only for Alanna and Neal and Raoul and Kel. We're having a Knight-master v Squire Olympics!

Neal: Yay?

Host: -hits neal with newspaper- no yaying.

Host: Ok so on to the first task. Neal and Kel you will be competing against your former knight-masters. The first challenge is a magic contest.

Neal and Alanna: -do impressive junk-

Kel and Raoul: -look at each other confusedly-

Host: Yeah.. Alanna wins. And you to both suck so you tie!

Kel: Hey no fair!

Host: are you questioning my rule?

Kel: -hides-

Host: Better. the next contest is the wonderfull.. VEGETABLE EATING CONTEST!

Kel: w00t

Neal: I hate you.

Host: -snaps fingers- Let them have broccoli!

Kel: -eats-

Neal: -stares at food-

Host: ok.. that was.. strange... anyway! kel wins and alanna wins.

Neal and Raoul: -sulk-

Kel and Alanna: yay

Host: Okay the final of this challenge will be a tilting challenge!

Kel: That's not fair!

Host: Yes it is now shut up.

Raoul: Yay I win!

Neal: wow I won

Host: Okay adding up the points Kel and Neals team has 2 points and Alanna and Raoul's team has.. 2 points. Goddammit you tied.

4 contestants: teehee

Host: Okay one of you will be voted off from one of your teams tomorrow, now good day.

Kel: But-

Host: I said good day!

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gah that part was kinda short but o well. The last bit(the good day part) is a rip off Fez from that 70's show, lol. I could use suggestions for the next challenge. Review please!

-king's-own-knight