back again with another chappie!
actually I think I'm reaching the end of this tale... (
there are a few people that I can't kill off and some that I just can't think how to make 'em die!
actually I may do alternate endings I just can't choose between the endings.
what do u all think about that?
feel free to tell me in a review!---
Hurley was still safe!
he'd already blah blah blah people got killed by violent crazed Hurley.
and stuff.
oh yeah and just so you know- Kate was still crying.
just thought you'd like to know.
now on with the actual chapter.
Hurley was sat in the hatch, as usual, eating away at some SLIGHTLY THAWED OUT FROZEN ASPARAGUS! (Aw the memories)
"hhhmmmm... y'know. you need some sauces." said Hurley as he got up and disappeared
into the pantry briefly. he came back out with the famous giant ranch dressing jar that we all
know and love.
well I'm not going to go into details but Hurley then sat there eating for about an hour.
so... an hour of eating later:
Hurley had just finished eating his thawing asparagus when he heard the hatch door open.
"AGAIN!" Hurley screamed as he grabbed the jar of ranch dressing and ran for the food
storage room.
"hello Hurley. would you like to tell me what your doing with the islands supplies?" said
Sayid, who was stood right in front of Hurley, blocking entry to the pantry.
"um... I found this on the floor... in the kitchen... and... uh... I'm putting it... uh... lemme think a sec'...oh yeah... away."
"really? and did the ranch dressing attack you as you tried to pick it up? because you seem
to have some, and a stick of asparagus, on your face!"
"uh" Hurley felt his face, the dressing was there, and the stick of asparagus, "oh yeah..."
"so you feel you can steal our food from behind our backs? eh?... EH!"
"well... uh... I've just been so stressed lately! I mean mine and Libby's relationship is
improving but I have an odd feeling that she's this crazy lady from the insane asylum I used
to live- I mean visit my 8th cousin 5 times removed at..."
"what the hell are you on about Hurley? didn't anyone tell you that Libby, Ana-Lucia, Eko, and
roses husband don't exist in this fan fic!"
"oh ya... well I was hungry that's all..."
"well don't worry you can eat fruit"
"I guess... I miss Libby..."
"...I miss Shannon..."
"wait! if Ana-Lucia doesn't exist then Shannon never got shot!"
"no... Ana-Lucia shot her several times in the back then flew to china in this fic... oh yeah,
the author then decided that she didn't exist and her and Libby and other tail end people disappeared."
"good."
"how's that good?"
"I never liked your girlfriend... I think you and the French chick make a better couple."
"why?"
"she has super powers, and I know nothing about you, so that means you match! I'm love
doctor Hurley. I should know."
"oh... well yeah... Danielle does have bushy brown jungle hair. and super powers."
for the next few minutes the sat together and talked about their now non-existing love lives.
"wait hold on!" screamed Sayid jumping up from the chair he was sat in (basically, they weren't
sitting on the floor), "you traitor! you ate the islands moose! uh i... I mean food!"
"so what you gonna do about it? I mean I killed jack so what? you gonna make him rise
from the dead and spank me!"
"maybe I will! no wait... that's impossible!"
"nothings impossible..."
"some things are!"
"not in this fic."
"oh yeah!" said Sayid, (because nothing's impossible in this fic! -winks- -teeth ding-) "well I'll
tell Locke! and he'll deal with you!"
"oh really! wait... can we go into the kitchen? cus pumpkin kinda wants the chapter to
end there."
"sure"
the pair enter the kitchen and continue talking. Hurley sat up on the side, next to the knife
rack. he knew what to do!
"now... Yeah really!" Sayid yelled, " I'll tell Locke, and he'll tell Kate, and she'll do nothing, and then Locke will lock up the food and kill you!"
"uh dude. that French chicks behind you"
"yeah right! you won't get rid of me that easily!"
"but dude she is!" hurry said, waving, "hi Danielle!"
"hi Hurley! hi Sayid, come gimme a kiss!" called the French chick.
"huh? Danielle! you care! you really do!"
Sayid turned to kiss the French chick. Hurley grabbed a knife. Hurley threw the knife. it
landed in says back. Sayid fell to the floor and began to die.
"but I don't understand! where's Danielle?"
"ha! you're slow to catch on aren't you Sayid? you see... I'm not just Hurley! I'm a ventriloquist!"
"but you've never mentioned that before! what a rubbish end to this chapter!" Sayid yelled
as he took his last breath. he was done living.
later that night Hurley replaced the knife with a sharp piece of wood and dumped Sayid on
the beach with a hammer in hand. suicide.
Hurley was safe.
---OK the problem now is do you guys want the endings now?
I have them planned.
or do you guys have ideas for people to kill?
but then again I can't kill some of em
I won't even tell you who they are cus it could give away the plot.
anyway tell me in a review if I want
the next chapter won't be up till I know what the public wants.---
