I couldn't find the fridge tik tok so the material name is wrong but will fix later. Not long, just dropping this in the hopes of more non-canon

The Blood Of My Enemies

D: What do you mean the coffee maker is broken? I just bought it.

S: I told you if its not made of Titananium I will break it just by trying to use it… remember the fridge?

D: Look, if I don't get my chocolate milk, coffee, and Redbull in the morning I get angry, and you won't like me when I'm angry.

S: I have killed some of the most powerful heroes in front of their sidekicks, I think I can deal with angry people.

10 minutes later

*Parents phone S tier*

S: So uh, I just express ordered a Titananium coffee maker with express delivery, it should be here by tonight.

D: That's not fast enough. Either fly me to the nearest Starbos or I will convince your parents to follow through

S: Ok. Ok. God I hate coffee shops.

*At the coffee shop*

S: Ok so they don't have Redbull but I brought one and were just waiting on the chocolate milk and 3 shots of espresso.

*They're getting weird looks*

S: I think we should get out of here before the C tier superheroes start showing up. God, why are they always patrolling the streets.

D: Its because all those B tier villains take hostages and collapse building to make their getaways. They're basically over glorified firefighters.

S: Don't you dare disrespect firefighters like that. These trash superheroes don't even compare to a firefighter. They're only taking these risks because they feel secure with their powers. Remember that time I took away Wonder Guys powers and he almost threw himself off an observatory.

D: *Sipping their blood of their enemies* Ok I'm good now lets go

Unknown: HALT

S: Oh god. See this is what I was worried about

Unknown: It is I Twilight Dazzle and I am here to stop you before you hurt any civilians

S: Look, you're an over glorified traffic light and you probably came here from a broken light because you heard I was here and wanted the media attention.

Twilight Dazzle: No, I am here to stop you and protect the civilians

D: Then why are you wearing a high visibility vest?

Twilight Dazzle: I-

S: Look, I would have a lot more respect for you if you stuck to directing traffic. That's saving lives too.

Twilight Dazzle: But I-

S: I pay attention to the hero leaderboards and I know you're close to moving up to D Tier but if you try to fight me you won't live long enough to grow into a full fledged nemesis

Twilight Dazzle: You- You think I could be your nemesis?

S: Mine? No. But probably a mid tier villain.

Twilight Dazzle: I can't believe you would say something to ni- wait where'd you go

*S carrying D in the sky*

D: I can't believe you said something that encouraging to a hero

S: Meh. Life gets boring and he needs a push

D: What do you mean?

S: He can generate photos anywhere along the light spectrum. Do you know how awesome of an ability that is. He could turn himself invisible, generate black light for crime scenes, see through things with infrared, generate ultraviolet and gamma waves and kill people. And the heroes association have him stuck directing traffic

D: I knew you were kind at heart

S: And then I could build a machine to steal his power and the I could do all those things

S: I spoke too soon.