It was official, today was one of the worst days of his miserable life. He knew it was a bad idea, but noooo, he just had to fall right into her trap. Of all the wicked conniving women out there, his girlfriend had to be the worst of them all.
Beauty and brains; a lethal combination.
Most normal people wouldn't complain and argue like he did when their girlfriends wanted to go to the amusement park, but he was anything but normal. If there was one thing that Sasuke hated more than large crowds of people, it was even larger crowds of people at a noisy amusement park.
He could still remember how he was conned into going…
Hey Sasuke, let's go to the amusement park!
What? No, too noisy.
But they're holding a special couples discount!
Which means there will be more people and more noise.
Oh, come on! I haven't been to one in forever!
We went last year.
Exactly, f-o-r-e-v-e-r. Please?
No.
Hmpf. You're no fun.
Hn. Did you make any plans with your parents yet for the holidays?
No, not yet, they're still on their trip, they may not be back in time for Christmas.
They will be; they left a message on the machine this morning.
Really? That's great! Oh, speaking of Christmas, what do you want?
Hn, I don't know, anything or nothing is fine. What do you want?
I want to go to the amusement park.
…damnit.
When they got there a headache was what greeted him, that and he had been dragged from one ride to another non-stop all day. He could still feel his head spinning.
Ohh! Sasuke let's go on that roller coaster!
No.
Awww, why not!
Because I don't feel like going on a ride that will make my brains leak out through my ears.
Eww, where did you get that?
The sign above us.
Oh. Fine, let's go on that one, The Gut Twister!
I don't feel like having my innards twisted into a knot either.
It's either having your innards twisted, brains leaked out or the Merry-Go-Round. Take your pick.
…
If nearly throwing up yesterday's breakfast wasn't enough torture he had been forced to eat nothing but sweets all day long. Curse Sakura and her love of sweets.
No. No, and no.
Oh, come on! Just try it!
No.
Not even a little bit?
No.
A tiny bite?
No.
Well why not?
It's a gigantic pink mass of sugary fluff.
I know! That's why it's so great!
It's nothing but sugar, you know I hate sugar.
Sasuke, you hate everything.
I don't hate tomatoes.
So you hate me?
If you make me eat that than yes, yes I do.
Too bad now open up!
Sakura, for the umpteenth time I will not ea-urmph!
There, see? That wasn't so bad.
I hate you.
Love you too.
Then the she-devil had made him go on the tunnel of love which wasn't the slightest bit romantic with the flashing hearts and broken cupids that sang the same song over and over again till his head hurt.
I don't see any point to this.
Oh hush, it's supposed to be romantic.
There is nothing remotely romantic about this ride.
Oh really, just sit down and enjoy it already!
You expect me to enjoy sitting on a rusty discolored swan boat-
Sasuke.
-in an almost pitch black tunnel with broken flashing lights-
Sasuke.
-and the smell of sewage water surrounding us-
Sasuke.
-and if that stupid cupid doesn't shut up with the "lovelovelove" I will toss the damn thing into the water!
Sasuke!
What?
Shut up and kiss me you idiot.
Okay, so that wasn't too bad since he did get a make-out session and okay, maybe it wasn't such a terrible day after all…
Ahhh, I'm so glad we're home.
Hn.
Oh, come on, admit it, you had fun too.
I will admit no such thing.
Hmpf, fine be that way.
So, did you get your fill of sugary snacks, and mind boggling rides?
Yes, I had such a good- hey! Put me down! What are you doing!
I am about to show you an even better time.
…
He turned over in the bed they shared and stared at his girlfriend's sleeping face. While he would never admit it out loud, he did in fact have some fun today. It was only bearable since she was there to make it better. Brushing back the hair that had fallen over her angelic face he planted a kiss on her brow before pulling her toward him.
"Not so terrible after all."
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Well, this was just something that randomly popped up into my head, hope you all liked it! Please remember to review!
-AlternativeToLiving
