Miha-chan: Hi people!

Hotaru: -hits Miha-chan with baka gun-

Miha-chan: Ouch! Hey! Why'd you do that Hotaru?

Natsume: Who the heck are you?

Hotaru: Only the staffs are allowed here.

Mikan: You guys are so mean! You didn't have to be rude to her and hit her! You could have just told that stranger over there!

Miha-chan: What the heck! You guys don't recognize the author of 'Dark Mikan'! It's me! Miha-chan! I just had a haircut!

Natsume: Really? Prove it then.

Miha-chan: Fine!

Yuu: Miha-chan does not own Gakuen Alice!

Chapter 5 - Natsume has a nosebleed!

"You can only be cured when you have found your true love" those words of Dark Mikan never stopped repeating itself in Mikan's innocent head.

"True Love huh? But I don't even know what that is"

"Still thinking about your dream?" asked Hotaru, she didn't really care but she asked anyway.

"Yeah, it still somewhat bothers me..."

"That you don't know what true love is?"

"No, that Dark Mikan said I shouldn't wear any printed panties!" said Mikan, Hotaru sweatdropped "I mean I can't give up my cute bunny underwear!"

WHAPAK!

Hotaru's new invention hit Mikan. (I can't explain it sorry!)

"You should worry more than just your underwear baka," said Hotaru.

"Hotaru! You're so mean!"

"-Sigh- what's the point? You don't listen anyway," said Hotaru "I gotta go check some papers with Yuu, don't do anything stupid while I'm gone"

"Hai!" and with that Hotaru left with her invention.

"That Hotaru!" just then Mikan didn't realize that she was already at the stairs so she fell down the stairs really hard and faced the wall in a doll sitting position. (I know a person who did this in real life except she fell of a horse and cartwheel then tumbled and found herself facing the wall in a doll sitting position) Alas Dark Mikan got activated.

"That idiot is such a klutz and I ended up in this stupid position" said Dark Mikan to herself, she stood up and dusted herself "there is no way I'm going in public in this again"

Dark Mikan changed her clothes, she wore a dark colored off shoulder top and black pants, she added Red Cross earrings and one of those elastic things you put on your wrist. She tied her hair in a high ponytail, she was also wearing boots and spiky gloves, and she had a long chain hanging from her pocket and was wearing a black choker. When she went out, boys turned their heads and drooled. Some guys didn't recognize Mikan while the others were shocked that it was Mikan. Girls became jealous and curious about who that person is. This piss of Mikan and decided to get away from people she called people to get a life. She found herself in the northern forest and didn't mind being there, she found it quite peaceful actually, if only she had rock music with her it would be complete. (Like I said opposite) Natsume was coincidentally in the northern forest reading his manga; he sensed someone coming but didn't bother to hide.

"So this is were you waste your bloody life" Natsume looked up to see who it was, but when he saw Mikan in one of those outfits, he thought he felt a nosebleed so he hid his face in his manga.

"What the heck do you want? And what the heck are you wearing?" said Natsume behind his manga.

"I told you before you have no business with what I am wearing" replied Dark Mikan "now about the duel we were suppose to have"

Miha-chan: Cliffhanger! So sorry but I had to end the 5th chapter here, I have other work to do.

Hotaru: -hits Miha-chan with baka gun- your not even the author, she was suppose to be here hours ago.

Miha-chan: I already told you! I am Miha-chan! I just had a haircut cause my hair was too long!

Natsume: All right then you have to prove it.

Miha-chan: How?

Hotaru: -places a bag of marshmallows on the couch-

Miha-chan: HEY! ARE THOSE MARSHMALLOWS! GIMME! -Runs and grabs the bag and tries to hide it from people-

Mikan: That is Miha-chan no doubt!

Hotaru: Yeah, she's really selfish when it comes to food.

Natsume: What an idiot. -Gets hit by a mini ball- Oi! Who threw that!

Miha-chan: -whistles-

Natsume: MIHA-CHA-

Hotaru: I'm sorry but we had to cut this scene for inappropriate languages, thank you for tuning in, see you next chapter.