I in no way own any part of Saw. This is only for my pleasure of writing.

Rating: Whatever, let's go with R.

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I wake up, what seems to be black lights surround me.

"Cool," the only devastating words that could come out of my mouth.

I look around, really neat posters surround me. I then find this awesome boombox with what seems to be a mixtape next to it. I stare at it. I then turn around and look at all the neat posters. Strolling, and strolling, and strolling along. A voice then seems to come out of nowhere. It was a really cool voice, kind of scary, neat shit, you know?

"Put the damn tape in the stereo, you dumbass." I then here mummbling and what seems to be a quick turn for the worst heads my way. I didn't know which side to play it on! Side A...or maybe it could have been side B. I was scared. Scared for my life.

"-Sigh- It's side A," that neat voice was calling to me again. Was that...could that have been god!

I put the tape in, and God's voice plays to me.

"Hello Jonathan. You've been smoking all your life, and it would seem as if you would go nuts if you didn't smoke for one whole hour. I have a game for you to play Jonathan. Somewhere in this room, not under that rug though, definatly not under that rug, is a key.The key unlocks the safe that has your ciggarette and joint, and of course another key for the exit. Will you win this game Jonathan? Or will you drive yourself to insanity, you decide, But, um, you shouldn't look under that rug or anything"
My breathing gets heavy. "THIS IS SICK GOD...SICK!" I scream as I know that he could have very well been lying and not have even placed a key in the room.

The black lights turn off, and the regular lights turn on. I am surrounded by regular household items. I am also standing on top of a rug.

A voice comes over me, "Times running out Jonathan.."

I begin to panic, searching every part of the room. I finally, dangerously uncover the rug, there is only a note there. 'The safe isn't real...' What does this mean, I begin to think. THAT BASTARD DIDNT PUT A SAFE IN HERE!

"WHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!one!oneI begin to cry, and drop to my knees. I then look at the notepaper, taped together safe...what a cruel trick to play.

"I GIVE GOD!" I run to the exit and start strugleing to open the door. It opens anyways.

I step one foot out into what seems to be human-like-civilzation. The voice comes on overhead. "BARK BARK!"

I jump back in. "GUARD DOGS I SEE GOD! QUIT TAMPERING WITH MY EMOTIONS!" I begin to cry again.

I then dash for the outdoors and run what seems to be a thousand...maybe a million miles. I won the game.

"YOU HEAR THAT GOD! I WON THE GAME1!one!one1one!"