Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. If I did, I would be a very rich Japanese man. Every ninja would probably be over 16 years old, and it would be less childish, except for Harem no jitsu. Naruto would fool Jiraiya with it everyday.
"NEJI! NARUTO! SHIKAMARU! I have a very important mission for you three!" Tsunade yelled. The three guys just looked at each other, then back at Tsunade, who was more tense than usual. "You three must go to the Hidden Village of the Clouds to catch a criminal. But..." she paused, "He is no ordinary criminal; he is a murderer who loves to hack people up into tiny bits." Tsunade said, leaving no gruesome detail out.
"GRANNY TSUNADE!" Naruto yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?" He was hiding in the corner, because he was totally scared.
"Naruto, you're troublesome." Shikamaru said. Since he was a Chunin, it was inevitable that he was going to be the leader. "By the way Tsunade, why am I going on this mission?" he asked. "I shouldn't be a part of it; I am a Chunin." he said firmly.
"Shikamaru, that's not the point." said Neji. "The point is..." he paused, planning out his words, "That she is trying to get as much strength and knowledge on this particular mission so we can take this murderer down." he accurately explained.
"That's right Neji," Tsunade said, "I chose you three according to your skills. Naruto, you have the most physical power and spirit. Shikamaru, you are the smartest and wisest of the three. Neji, you are the one who balances the team out." she told them. "You have your mission, NOW GO!" she yelled and pushed the three guys out the door so she could 'get back to her work'.
As they were walking odd, Naruto came up and said, "I don't want to go on this mission. We could get seriously injured or get hacked up like sushi. He was very paranoid while they walked, and jumped at the slightest noise.
"Naruto, you idiot, don't worry. We'll all be fine. Trust me." Shikamaru said. He was very calm, cool, and collected. Neji wasn't concerned with their conversation at all.
"How can you say that!" Naruto yelled. "You are the most apathetic person in Konoha!" he kept on yelling. "Besides your lazy bastard of a father." he muttered under his breath. As Naruto was yelling, he bumped into Hinata, and the two of them toppled over.
As Hinata got up she stammered, "Oh, hi Na...naaruu...uttoo-kun. Hi Neji nii-san. Hi Shikamaru." She was very quiet and confused. "Where are you going?" she asked.
"We're goi..." Neji started to say when Naruto interrupted, "We're going to the Cloud country, to stop a crazed killer." he finished.
"That sounds way too dangerous for anyone. Do you have to go?" she asked. Hinata was clearly worried for the three.
"Yes, we have to go Hinata. Don't worry about us though. We will be fine. Trust me." Shikamaru said, which comforted her.
"Ok Bye Neji nii-san! Bye Shikamaru!" she yelled. "Bye Na... aarru...too-kun." she stammered while blushing.
"Bye Hinata-chan!" the three guys yelled. They walked off toward the new country, not knowing what was going to happen ahead of them.
Hello Everyone. If you are wondering why I haven't made a new story in like a million years, it's because I never wrote doen any of the ideas I got in my head. Well, I believe my grammar has greatly improved, and it will be and interesting story. If you want to when you review, you can guess what is going to happen next.
