"Talking"

"Thoughts"

Chapter 1: The Dragon Meets The Hero

It is now nighttime in Z-City. Most people just got back from work, possibly going back to their family, loved ones, friends, or just hanging around doing absolutely nothing. There is a problem however. Z-City is known for being a hotspot for monsters to come out, kill and destroy whatever is in its path. No one is really sure why that is the case, but regardless there are heroes in this world who will come out to protect the public from being brutally murdered from these monsters. In this story we follow a particular bald man in his twenties who wears a plain yellow jumpsuit with a short zipper at the collar, along with a black belt with a round golden buckle at the center, red gloves that reach up to his forearm, red boots that go up to his shins, and a white cape. Their name is Saitama.

"Man, where did that cat monster go?"

Why is Saitama looking for a cat monster you may be asking? Well, I'll let Saitama do the talking. "I really need to see how strong that cat is, he survived 8 of my punches, nothing has survived for that long since then." Well, there's your answer.

Saitama has spent minutes searching for the cat-like beast. To his disappointment, he had no success finding it. Just as he was about to give up searching in favor of sleeping for grocery shopping tomorrow, he heard a loud growl. He looked to the direction of the noise saying, "I wonder what that noise could be." He then investigates to see what the noise came from. After 10 seconds, he arrives at where the noise came from. He found out the noise came from a giant green dragon, with sharp orange eyes and tan horns, with a giant blood stained sword piercing through their back.

"Oh, it's a dragon," Saitama said. "Well, this is something you don't see everyday."

"Human… What do you think you're doing here?"

The dragon then lifts it's head looking at Saitama. "Leave you insolent human or I will DEVOUR YOU!" the dragon powerfully roared at Saitama. Despite its attempt to scare away Saitama, he remained unfazed by it. "Well, either way, I'm going to die too. Heh, how pathetic that the last being I see is a human. The one species that I despise the most." It lays its head on the ground. "You might as well say what's in your mind since I can no longer do much with this blade in my back."

Saitama only heard half of what it said but he did notice the sword. He thought to himself, "That looks like it really hurts. Normally I would punch the monster but it doesn't look like it has any killing intent and sounds quite depressed. Might as well ask them what happened first though."

He lazily raises hand saying, "Yo dragon, I got a question." The dragon doesn't make eye contact with Saitama but still answers him, "What is it you ask human?" Saitama points to the sword, "Why is there a sword on your back?" The dragon's eyes jump for a bit. They turn to look at Saitama feeling confused and sad. Confused because why would he ask for that, but also sad because of the events that happened half an hour ago. They also wanted to tell him to scram off, but not like that'll matter. They are about to die.

"Well, it all began when he first appeared. God." This caught Saitama's attention quickly as he made an effort to pay attention. "Ever since he appeared, he made everyone in my world follow rules which were against what my species were taught. Yet this caused war to break between many dragons. Thus 3 factions were created. The Chaos Factions who seek destruction and chaos amongst humans and God. The Harmony Faction who seek order and peace amongst humans and God. Lastly there's the Spectator Faction who don't intervene in any of the factions affairs. Do you follow human?"

"Oh, um yeah sure. I completely understand." Though unbeknownst to the dragon, Saitama only listened to half of what they said. "Crap, I should really pay more attention. Though yet again, it is kind of taking a while to get to the point."

"Now then, on with where we were. Ever since I was small, I was always part of the Chaos Faction. So I always did seek destruction, but at the same time I also wanted peace amongst the dragons and to take down God. Though that never happened," the dragon said, with a hint of sadness in the last sentence. Their head went down a bit. Saitama, noticing this, started to feel bad for the dragon. "I then decided to face God by myself. When I finally got to see him, I was ready to fight. Unfortunately, I was not strong enough. He effortlessly aimed a sword at me, almost killing me instantly. I was able to create a portal to seek refuge in another world, which is here. That is the end of the story."

Saitama, now hearing the whole story with some difficulty, felt a bit sad. He thought to himself, "Geez, they've clearly been through a lot there. If you ignore them being part of a bad group, they only want freedom from what I can tell." Saitama looks over to the sword. With the story in his mind, he finally decides what he must do. He turns to the dragon saying, "That story of yours is pretty sad. So how about this, I'm going to take the sword out of your back."

"... What?" The dragon looks at Saitama in utter shock of what they just heard. They couldn't believe his words. A human taking out a giant sword. Not any ordinary sword. God's sword. Saitama proceeds to the sword which catches the dragon off guard. In a surprise reaction they said, "Huh? Hey! You fool! If a human touches God's sword, their minds will be torn apar…" before the dragon could finish their sentence, Saitama had already taken out the sword with no effort.

"You don't need to worry, I took it off," Saitama said, holding the blood stained sword.

The dragon was shocked. They were in utter disbelief of what they just witnessed. "How did a mere human take out God's sword? He looks like he didn't put any effort into it!"

"You know, for a giant sword made from God, this feels like an ordinary sword you could find from a weapons store but bigger." He lazily drops the sword to the ground and slides to the ground standing. He walks back to the dragon's head saying, "Well the swords out of your back so I'm sure you could be fine. See ya."

Saitama walks away thinking the problem is solved. The dragon didn't want him to leave, they wanted answers. "Wait! Human, how did you take out God's sword!?"

Saitama stops and turns back stating, "Oh, well I just grabbed the sword out of your back like any normal person would," with an expressionless face.

"Oh, well I like to say thank you for saving me. I was defeated in battle with the Gods, and escaped to this world." they said as the sword fades out in thin air. "I guess you removed that sword without getting your mind torn because you lack faith. I'm very grateful for what you have done for me. I really cannot thank you enough, human."

Saitama scratches his cheek with no expression saying, "Oh, no problem, dragon. Also can you not call me human. It sounds a bit weird, just call me Saitama."

"Well since we are greeting with our names, you can call me Tohru instead of dragon as well." The dragon, now with the name Tohru, finally relaxes in relief as the pain from the sword is gone.

"You look like you're feeling a lot better, so I'll get going." Saitama turns to the direction of his apartment, walking away from Tohru. Even though Saitama is done with what he could do for the night, Tohru doesn't feel the same way. They are in another world. They could always go back to their world, but it doesn't feel safe for them to go back. They want to stay here for a bit longer, but with him. He helped them, asking nothing in return.

Tohru then calls out to Saitama, " Wait, don't leave just yet!" Saitam stops in his tracks, "Uh, is there something I did wrong?" he replies. "Saitama, you saved my life with nothing to ask in return. So I want to stay with you."

"Wait, what was that last part?" Saitama asks Tohru in confusion.

"I know it sounds weird but I can at least help you with something in return like being your guard." Saitama looks at them a bit confused. "I don't need a guard, I can take care of myself. Besides, you're extremely huge to even live with me."

"Oh that's not a problem at all. I can transform into my human form for you." A glowing red circle with cryptic symbols then appears in front of them. Their whole body glows and starts to shift from a dragon to a female human. Her human form has long blonde hair with flaming orange tips with pink/purple highlights on their hair, on top of her hair are her horns, has red-orange eyes with dilated pupils, and her wearing a long brown cloak that reaches to the tips of her toes with her tail sticking out of her bottom.

Saitama sees that the dragon he met is a girl. "Oh, so you're a girl."

"Yes I am, although I don't like using this form, I had to show you that I am not just a dragon, I can also be a human," the dragon said. "So is this enough for you Saitama?" She then grasps her hands close to her chest. "Please. I don't have to be your guard, I can be anything you want me to be." Tohru then had flashbacks to a human she once had a conversation with, remembering what the human said.

"I can be your maid."

Hearing those words gave Saitama an idea. He can finally have someone to cook for him.

"Please let me help you in return!"

After she exclaimed, they stood there for a while. Saitama was still thinking. "Should I take her in as a maid? We've only just met for a few minutes… maybe I should. I mean she clearly has problems back home." Saitama thought.

Before he could even say anything, he noticed a familiar figure roaming the woods. He took a closer look and found out it was the cat monster he was looking for. "There you are, you motherfucker," he mumbled under his breath. He then walks off to find the cat monster again, leaving the dragon girl in the process.

The dragon girl sees this as him rejecting her. She then gets on her knees and starts crying.

She was extremely heartbroken. The one person who saved her from death left her behind without saying anything. She thought that she could start a new life with him. Especially since back home, it's just a constant mess. Wars over the most worthless thing.

Then she heard someone familiar. "Hey, dragons eat meat right?"

It was Saitama.

She then spoke, "Yeah… Why do you ask?" while looking confused. She then saw something she didn't expect. Saitama offers her a meal.

"Well I killed this cat monster thing and I was going to eat it alone, but I feel that you should at least eat. You must be starving," Saitama said with sympathy.

"W-why thank you human," she said with a happy smile.

"Yeah, sorry I left you alone without saying anything," Saitama said, rubbing his bald head. "I was looking for that cat for a while."

"Don't worry, I may have been sad, but at least I know you didn't mean any harm," she said, eating the dead cat's arm. She looked at the large dead cat and wondered how he killed such a large beast. She guessed that he killed it with his immense strength.

As Tohru was about to eat, Saitama kneels down to Tohru's level looking at her with sharp eyes. "Are you still willing to be my maid?" Saitama said, holding his hand out to her.

When Tohru heard those words, she was filled with joy. She exclaimed, "Yes!" as she grabbed Saitama's hand

Saitama then stood up and pointed toward his home. "Alright then, I guess we'll go to my place now then," Saitama said, walking away and giving Tohru a sign to follow him. She then proceeded to follow him to his home with the dead cat's arm.

After 30 minutes of walking, they arrived at Saitama's apartment. Saitama opened the door and went inside with Tohru alongside him. Saitama turned on the lights revealing his kitchen and living room. "Sorry that this place is a bit messy," Saitama said.

"Oh it's okay, I can just clean this place right now!" Tohru said with a happy smile.

"You are a maid so you do that, I'll be taking a bath," Saitama said heading towards the bathroom.

For a while, Tohru was cleaning Saitama's apartment, like cleaning the dishes and picking up the garbage. Now, Tohru is just waiting for Saitama to come back from his bath. After a minute, Saitama comes out of the bathroom with a towel over his waist. "Hi Saitama, I hope you liked how I cleaned your place…" Tohru pauses as she stares at Saitama's abs.

"Um… Tohru are you okay?"

"Oh, it's nothing, just go ahead and do what you were going to do," Tohru said, preventing her nose from bleeding.

Saitama opens a door to a room and looks back at Tohru. "Okay, I'll just change into my pajamas," Saitama said, closing the door behind him.

When Saitama is then done changing into his pajamas, he goes to his living room to sit down on his futon with Tohru sitting down as well. Tohru looks at Saitama saying, "How do you think I did so far?"

"I think you did pretty good," Saitama said looking around his apartment. "I'm guessing you haven't done the laundry yet?"

"No I have not, should I do it right now?"

"No, you could do that tomorrow morning. It's night right now so I should go to sleep," Saitama said, beginning to lay down. "We also have to do something about your clothes."

"Um, these clothes aren't even clothes."

"Huh?"

"These clothes that you see are actually scales of mine."

"...You know what, we can talk about this tomorrow, I'm sleepy," Saitama said, laying his head on his pillow. "Goodnight, Tohru."

Seeing that Saitama went to sleep, she decides to go to sleep next to him. She smiles as she sees Saitama's sleepy face. She is happy that someone accepted her.

"Goodnight, Saitama."


It was then 6:30 the next day as rays of the sunlight rose over Z-City. Tohru wakes up as the sunlight shines on her face. The first thing she sees and hears is Saitama snorting next to her. She got a bit annoyed and got up from the floor. She looks around Saitama's apartment, remembering what happened yesterday. After some reflecting, she had a smile on her face.

"Alright! It's time to start a new day!" she whispered with determination.

Few moments later, Saitama finally woke up after having a dream of… whatever he was dreaming. He sits up from his futon and looks at his clock. He sees that he woke up quite early, minutes before his alarm even rang. He turns off his clock so it wouldn't ring since he doesn't want to be annoyed. He was about to watch the news on his TV until he heard someone talking outside of his balcony. At first, he thought it was just some street thug or maybe a monster, but he listened closely and found out it was just Tohru. He thought of greeting her since it's morning.

He got up from his futon walking to the entry to the balcony and slid open the door. He was about to say good morning to Tohru, until he saw her doing something unexpected. She licked his favorite oppai hoodie. After she did that, she looked at Saitama. They both stared at each other for a few seconds. That is until Saitama decided to say something. "What the fuck?"

After that, they were now sitting on the futon and looking at each other. Saitama decides to say, "Tohru, why the hell did you lick my favorite hoodie?"

"I was just doing the laundry," Tohru said.

"How is licking my hoodie doing the laundry?" Saitama said annoyed.

"My saliva can remove stains from your clothing," Tohru defensively said.

"Okay, that sounds cool, but saliva is disgusting, so just do laundry the typical way," Saitama said, pinching his nose.

Tohru, having nothing to say back, sighs in defeat and says, "Okay."

"Okay, now that you understand, I think it's time to eat," Saitama said. Saitama gets up from his futon and heads to the fridge to see what to eat. He opens the fridge just to see that it is empty. He looks back at Tohru and says, "Hey Tohru, you do know how to shop right?"

Tohru looks up in the air to think. "I do, but only in my world," she said.

"Your world? Oh right, you told me about that last night. Wait, are you saying there's no modern technology there? " Saitama said.

"I don't know what you said there but sure, things work a lot more differently in my world compared to yours," Tohru said.

"Alright, I guess I'll have to show you how to go grocery shopping here in D-City ," Saitama said. He then goes to his laptop saying, "But first, we are going to need to change your outfit."

"Huh, what's wrong with what I wear?" Tohru asks.

"Well you are a maid so I feel that you need a maid outfit to show that you are 100 percent a maid," Saitama said. "Plus, you said something about your clothes being scales? Can you explain how that works?" Saitama asks Tohru.

"Oh well I can shift my scales into any clothing I want, like maybe a king's outfit, a swordsman, or maybe your hoodie!" Tohru said.

Saitama stood there thinking of a way to show Tohru what outfit he wanted her to wear, then he had an idea. He went to his laptop to type something in. He scrolls through the internet to try to find a maid outfit. After a few seconds, he found a blue and white maid outfit. He moves to the side and shows Tohru the maid outfit on the screen saying, "Think you can make your scales change into this outfit?"

"Sure! Anything for you, !" Tohru said happily. She then observes the maid outfit for a few seconds and then changes her scales to the maid outfit. "What do you think, ?!" she asks Saitama excitingly.

"I think it looks nice," Saitama said with a thumbs up.

"Oh, why thank you, Mr. Saitama!" Tohru happily said.

Saitama gets up from the floor and walks to the door saying, "All right, now that's done." He opened the door and said, "Want me to show you the basics on how to do grocery shopping?"

Tohru had a smile on her face and said, "Yes!"

Before they could go, Saitama almost forgot one thing. "Wait hold on, Tohru."

"Huh, what is it, ?" Tohru asks Saitama.

Saitama grabs his hero costume and heads to the bathroom saying, "Let me change into my hero outfit first," while closing the door.

After a minute of changing and half an hour of walking, they finally made it to the grocery store. Tohru looked at the building and said, "So, this is the grocery store you were talking about?"

"Yup," Saitama said. They then head into the store with doors sliding open. Saitama leads Tohru to a pile of crab claws. "Listen Tohru, when shopping for groceries, make sure the item is cheap or is on a discount," Saitama said. Saitama grabbed the pack of crab claws from the pile and said, "Take these crab claws for example, they were originally 5000 yen, but since they are on a discount, they now cost 300 yen, just gotta look at the labels." After saying, he then stares at the crabs.

"Okay Saitama, I'll make sure to look for cheap items!" Tohru happily said. She then notices Saitama staring at the crab claws for a little too long. Tohru got a bit worried, so she decided to try to wake Saitama from his mind. "Um… … are you okay?"

Saitama snapped out of his mind saying, "Oh, I'm alright Tohru, just had a flashback to a fight I had 3 years ago," while carrying the pack of crab claws in his hand.

"I hope you don't mind me asking, but what happened in your fight 3 years ago?" Tohru curiously asks.

"Well, 3 years ago when I was strong as a normal person I was trying to save a butt-chined brat from a crab monster. The monster then started to try to kill me and we fought. I got injured during the fight but I still won," Saitama said.

"Wow, so you killed a crab monster when you didn't have your powers," Tohru said in amazement.

"It isn't really that special, but at that moment, I had the feeling to try and get stronger which then leads to where I am now," Saitama said.

After a few minutes of searching for discounts, they got the stuff they needed. They then went to the cashier to pay. After the cashier scanned the items, she said the cost was 645 yen. Saitama paid 500 yen to the cashier. Saitama then tried to grab 145 yen more. During the process, Tohru notices a strong power source coming near them. The store started to shake violently inside which caused everyone to leave. Tohru tried to tell Saitama that everyone left but he couldn't hear her due to him being busy looking for 145 yen more to pay.

After finding the 145 yen, he then pays saying, "I got the 145 yen." He then notices that the cashier is gone. Then a giant foot came crashing down destroying half of the store. They then walked to the edge of the destroyed store and looked for the thing that caused the destruction. They found out the destruction was caused by a giant human. A giant taller than the clouds surrounding its crotch area.

"I've got to say, while humans in my world are stronger than humans here, I'm impressed by how big they can make themselves," Tohru said. She then had a frown on face and said, "But dragons are still better than humans."

"I guess it's time for me to punch this thing," Saitama said.

Tohru then stops him and tells him, "Wait, let me handle this fiend for you, Saitama."

"Hm… Well how strong are you?" Saitama asks Tohru.

"Strong enough to cause Armageddon!" Tohru exclaims.

"Don't know what that means but it sounds intense." Saitama nods, saying, "Give it a shot," giving permission to Tohru.

Tohru then flies high into the air, staring intensely at the giant. Having a frown on her face, she then charged up a ball of flames from her mouth. "Die you pest," she said in her mind before firing a fire beam at the giant's head that pierced through its skull which then caused a chain of explosions inside.

Little did they know a certain small dragon caught sight of the beam and explosion, which she recognized. "So you're here too Lady Tohru."

After the attack, the giant's body collapses to the ground, destroying part of the city. Tohru then slowly flies down to where Saitama is and lands next to him. "How did I do, ?"

"I think you did ok, but…" Saitama looked at the giant's body in the city. "You could've prevented the giant from collapsing on the city…"

Tohru looked at the direction of the giant and realized what he meant. While she doesn't care for human life, she does want Saitama's affection. To make it worse, she also potentially broke the rules for interfering with the human world big time. She thought she messed up her chance to impress Saitama since he doesn't show emotion. Regardless, he points out her huge mistake. She looks down in shame and faces Saitama. "I'm sorry, Mr. Saitama… I really messed up…"

"Tohru… it doesn't matter."

Tohru looks at Saitama with confusion. She didn't know what he meant by his statement.

"Look, you've killed the monster. As long as you do that, then you got the job done, plus I'm pretty sure a lot of people ran away from the danger, so I think no one died." Saitama walked to where the counter was, placed his groceries there and left them there. "C'mon, Tohru. Let's go find another store."

Tohru seeing his action was confusing for her. Why didn't he just take the food with him? They didn't need to pay since everyone left. He could've just taken the food for free, but he didn't. " …" Tohru said, catching Saitama's attention. Tohru walks up to him and stands by him. "Why didn't you just take the food with you?"

"I don't steal, Tohru, I mean that's what a hero does right?" Tohru somewhat understood what he meant. She still believed he should steal, but decided not to oppose him and just agreed with Saitama.

Saitama sees this and nods. He goes to find another grocery store that has a big sale going on with Tohru beside him.

It is now noon and after hours of looking, they finally found a grocery store, in an abandoned looking street, which was really small but had a sale happening inside. They went inside and grabbed many items they needed for today. After paying, they exited the store and walked in the direction of their home.

While walking, Saitama noticed a soda machine and in it was his favorite soda. He halted and told Tohru to wait. While that was happening, a car-like monster was near them ripping apart a car. A tire from the ripped apart car rolls towards the grocery bag, breaking the eggs inside. Tohru hears the sound of the eggs cracking and takes a look inside of the bag. Her seeing the eggs cracked made her pissed, she looks to who caused it. She sees the car monster ripping apart a car and decides to walk up to it, ready to kill it. The monster sees her walking up to him, before he could say anything, he gets obliterated by a single slash by Tohru's claws. "That's what you get for ruining our eggs."

"Hey, Tohru."

Tohru looks back at Saitama. "Do you think an omelet would be good for lunch?" Saitama questions.

"Yeah! I think it would be great, !" Tohru said.

Saitama grabs the grocery bag and turns to the direction to where his home is. "Alright, let's go home, Tohru." Tohru nods and they walk home together to eat some omelet. When they were walking home together, a little girl was following them, a little dragon girl.

When the duo made it home, they both went to the kitchen. Saitama taught Tohru how to make an omelet, Tohru then spent minutes making the omelet on her own and after she was done making it, they both ate the omelet together. After a few minutes of eating, a knock on the door was heard. "I'll go get it," Tohru said walking to the door. Tohru made it to the door and opened the door. "Hello, what do you want from Mr. Saita…"

In front of Tohru was not someone she expected. In front of her was a little girl with blue eyes wearing white capelet with a fur collar, a pink blouse, a white frilly skirt, and pink doll shoes. Her hair color was white-lavender and she tied her hair into pigtails, each adorned with three dark blue beads, and on two sides of her were two horns. This little girl's name was Kanna Kamui.

"Kanna?!"

"Hi, Lady Tohru," Kanna said.

Both of them stared at each other for a few seconds until Tohru broke the silence. "Well do you want to come in, Kanna," Tohru said moving the side of the door showing the entrance. Kanna nods and walks inside. Tohru follows and closes the door.

Saitama was watching the news on his futon as usual. "Hey, Tohru, who's at the door," Saitama said, still looking at the T.V. Saitama then looks to the side and sees Kanna by the kitchen. Noticing her horns, he figures it was one of Tohru's friends. "Tohru, is this little girl a friend of yours."

"I wouldn't say friend, but an acquaintance, her name is Kanna Kamui, another dragon like me," Tohru said.

"Ah… well, what does she want?" Saitama asks Tohru.

"I was here looking for Lady Tohru, after she completely disappeared," Kanna said.

Tohru looks down a bit, replying, "I know." She then turns her head to Kanna and says, "I'm surprised you even found this place, Kanna, especially since this side of the city is deserted."

"I saw you breathe fire at that giant monster hours ago, and I sensed your magic," Kanna told Tohru.

"~Right."

"So that's how you found her."

"Lady Tohru, why are you dressed in such an odd outfit?" Kanna then places her hands on Tohru's hands. "Please come home with me," Kanna continued.

Tohru looked down a bit thinking to herself if she should return home or stay with Saitama. If she returns with Kanna, she could get into some trouble with the gods again, which she clearly doesn't want. So she finally made her decision by staying with Saitama. She tells Kanna, "I'm not going home…"

Kanna looked sad after hearing Tohru words. "...but why not?"

"Why… Because I'm in love with Mr. Saitama!" Tohru excitedly said, pointing to Saitama.

"What?" Saitama confusingly said.

Kanna then points at Saitama looking mad. "I knew it!" Kanna angrily said. "I saw your little date at the grocery market! Holding your hands in public, you pervert!" Kanna said accusingly at Saitama.

"I think you saw us at the wrong angle, and why are you blushing, Tohru!" Saitama annoyingly said.

"You should know if I must, I will kill you," Kanna said in anger, staring at Saitama.

"...Ok."

"Grrr, just looking at you with your poker face makes me want to kill you even more!" Kanna furiously said. She then automatically sprints at Saitama, yelling the word "DIE!"

Saitama thought he could possibly have a challenging fight since he saw that Tohru was pretty strong. But that hype has soon turned into disappointment, as he sees Kanna attempt to kill him but then runs out of breath pretty quickly. From his point of view, it doesn't even feel like she's even strong at all, it feels more like a child hitting him, which happens to him on occasion.

"Kanna, what happened to you? You're practically powerless," Tohru said.

"Your power's special here, Lady Tohru, the mana purity is too low for me," Kanna said while also panting.

While that was happening, Saitama did his thinking. He observed how powerful Tohru was compared to Kanna. He thought Kanna was less powerful than Tohru because of the age difference or just different species of dragons until Kanna said she's really low on mana. So since they rely on magic and Kanna's mana is low, then how did she get here alone? Saitama wanted answers since he's not really up for babysitting. "Hey, Kanna, you said you were low on mana right?"

"Yeah, what about it?" Kanna curiously said.

"Does that mean you can't get home?"

Kanna gets shocked by his question and tells him, "No, that's not true, shut up," while not facing him.

"Okay then, tell me this then... Do you have anywhere else to stay?"

Again, Kanna got shocked from his question and didn't want to look at Saitama. Saitama told her to answer him, but got no response from her. Saitama was getting annoyed by this. He decided to let Tohru do the talking since she is the only one who knows Kanna. After Tohru convinced Kanna, she told them everything about why she's here and why she can't go back home. Saitama the whole time was humming but didn't pay attention after 20 words because he hates long talks. (Seroiusly, why fucking 20 words? It could've been just after a few sentences.)

"Mr. Saitama…"

"Yeah, Tohru?"

"Were you paying attention the whole time?"

"No I definitely wasn't. Can you put it in simple terms?"

Tohru didn't like how Saitama wouldn't listen but she tries to get used to him and explain the situation in extremely simple terms. Just enough for his dense brain to comprehend.

"So pretty much she got a time out from just pranks alone."

"Indeed, Kanna loved pulling pranks back home just to get her parents' attention. Although, I think it worked a little too well. It seems they want her to reflect on her actions, so it would be useless for me to send her back home."

Saitama looked in the air thinking to himself what he should do with Kanna now that he understands the situation. He still doesn't want to take care of Kanna and wants to take her back home since he already has to deal with Tohru. Then again taking her back would mean conflict between him and her dad, and Saitama is not in the mood for drama. He has no other choice than to take care of her.

"Hey, Kanna." Saitama said, grabbing her attention. "Want to stay here with the two of us?" Kanna looked surprised by his words. She starts to look at him with tears in her eyes.

"I don't trust you humans tho! You must be plotting something!" Kanna cryingly accused Saitama. "You just want to use me!"

After those words, Saitama did something that surprised Kanna. He calmly patted her head. "You don't trust strangers huh, makes sense for anyone. I wouldn't trust people automatically either. You would have to earn that trust for being close to a person. Look, Kanna, I'm not telling you to trust me. I'm just saying you could live here. And besides…" Saitama paused, showing Kanna his cape. "What kind of hero would I be if I didn't let you have a place to stay."

Kanna looks at him crying. She then lowers her head a bit while closing her eyes. "Okay" She said.

Saitama then continues to give Kanna a head pat to calm her down. Tohru looked at them with a pleasing smirk. She is really happy she chose the right person to stay with.


It was then the next day as the sun started to rise. In Saitama's apartment were the trios sleeping on the ground. Saitama was of course sleeping on his futon, next to him on his left was Tohru sleeping, and next to Tohru was Kanna.

Tohru then wakes ups. She looks at both Saitama and Kanna with a happy smirk. She stands up from the floor and gets prepared to do her job. She walks in the kitchen and opens the fridge to find stuff to cook, but when she opens the fridge, there was little to no food. When she saw this, she knew that she was going to have to go grocery shopping. She grabs some of Saitama's money and heads out. As soon as she goes to the sidewalk, she heard a loud bang from behind. Tohru looked out the balcony and saw the creature that caused the noise. The creature was a humanoid that was covered with black, armor-like pieces, with blue lava running in the space between them. They had three narrow eyes and four arms, each with three fingers. In each of its hands, they carried a blue magma blade.

"Why hello human! I am the Subterranean King! Prepare yourself for the invasion you will see come!" The Subterranean King exclaimed, pointing at Tohru with his blade.

"Ugh, I don't have time for you, pest! Go attack somewhere else!" Tohru scoffed at him.

The Subterranean King paused for a bit after what she said. He then yells at her, "How dare you disrespect the Subterranean King!" He points at the other creatures from behind saying, "Just to let you know, I have an army!"

Tohru gives them the look of anger. "If you don't want to be killed, I suggest running away!"

"Ha! If it's a fight you want..." The Subterranean King points at her, "Then I'll give you one! Minions, ATTA-"

Before he could even finish his sentence, he gets kicked by Saitama from above. Resulting the Subterranean King to be dead. Tohru was surprised that he came out of nowhere, but the Subterranean King's army were in complete shock that their leader was killed just by one kick by just a human.

Saitama then turned around to the creatures screaming out, "ALRIGHT! NOW BRING IT ON!" with excitement, but that excitement died really quick as the creatures left to the underground and left a white flag on the surface saying, "We're Sorry." Saitama puts back his poker face and rubs the side of his face with his finger.

Tohru looks at Saitama with confusion as to why he did what he did. "Umm, Mr. Saitama," she said.

Saitama looked at her and said, "Yeah, Tohru?"

"What was all that about?"

"Oh it was just me being excited after a dream I had."

"Oh! Would you like to tell me what your dream is about!?"

"Uh, I'd rather not say."