New chappie, Rising Storm. Only a bit different than the book...
Sandstorm padded into camp in the middle of greenleaf, looking pleased with herself. "Guess what, peeps?" she yowled. "I officially have green eyes! You know when it said they were golden? They're not! They're green now! Check 'em out, Firey!"
She leaped over to Fireheart and stared at him intently, and he found that his pelt was itching from her gaze. He finally concluded that he must have fleas.
Then she left. Fireheart was looking after her and didn't see Cinderpelt hobbling up to him until she hissed, "She SO likes you, dude. Go for it."
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"Come on, Cloudpaw, keep up!" Fireheart called to his apprentice, who was bobbing behind him as they ran through the forest. "Great StarClan, what are you eating?"
"Meow Mix," Cloudpaw meowed, and his blue eys got all cloudy. "MUST- HAVE- MEOW- MIX!" he shrieked, and tore off for Twolegplace. Fireheart charged after him.
Cloudpaw, caught in the spell of the Meow Mix, plowed straight into the Twoleg nest and then was caught by the Twolegs. Fireheart watched in horror as his Meow Mix-stricken nephew was taken away.
"He's my only kin," he meowed to Sandstorm, who was beside him.
"WHAT?" she snarled. "What about me? I like you, mouse-brain! AND YOU DON'T CARE? I HATE YOU!"
She sprinted away, and Cinderpelt, who was convienently walking by just then, meowed to Fireheart, "Dude, she's fiery. Score."
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Fireheart crawled back to Sandstorm, and she forgave him, of course. However, she would soon get angry at him again, and then forgive him, and they'd have to go through the whole deal again.
Then there was the fire. It happened while One-Eye was celebrating, that, for the time being, she had become "One-Eye" with two capitals instead of "One-eye" with only one. She accidentally tripped over something and caused a spark that set the whole camp on fire.
So they went for refuge in the RiverClan camp, where Fireheart saw Graystripe again. "DUDE!" he purred, leaping forward. Graystripe came forward too. "OMIGOD! I haven't seen you in, like, FOREVER!"
They butted heads with an audiable cracking sound and ran around yelling "dude!" and "awesome!".
"So whassup with Bluestar?" Graystripe asked finally.
Fireheart looked over at his leader, who was being protected by Whitestorm, who, as Cinderpelt the resident gossip would say, "SO had a crush on her".
"I dunno," he meowed at last. "Tigerclaw got to her. Or maybe she just ate some bad fresh-kill."
Graystripe nodded sagely. "Perhaps it's something in the water."
Was it something in the water that made Bluestar start to lose her mind? The world will never know...
