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ATTENTION! ANYBODY WHO CARES ABOUT THE UPDATES OF THE ODD CHAPTERS, READ THIS! I am extremely pissed off right now, and when I'm pissed, my writing is usually really crappy and stuff. Which means that tomorrow, or whenever the Hell I'm a little less pissed off, I'm going to re-read this chapter and think "What the fuck was I writing?" So ha.

Disclaimer: Blablabla Don't own Fruits Basket Blablabla


Last Time-Stephanie turned around and started to head to the house with Kyo close behind.The scene they arrived to was not necessarily a normal one.
Shigure and Hatori were sipping tea, while Tohru was laughing with Momiji and Yuki and Haru were just sitting down on the couch. Sounds normal enough, right? Wrong.

The peaceful family scene image was shattered when, inbetween Yuki and Haru, you noticed a pale figure with black hair and piecing greeneyes, eyes who were currently glarring daggers and other dangerous weapons at Haru's head. Varance.

The cow and the rat were not looking into her eyes, fourtunately for them, but you could tell they were umcomfortable none the less. Looking closer, Kyo and Stephanie saw that Haru had one arm around her waist, and both he and Yuki were the only things keeping her from running away, for they both had tight grips on her.

When the screen door shut, seven pairs of eyes landed on the two.

"Kyo! Stephanie! Back from your little adventure? I told you, summer is the miraculous season of lo-" Shigure's sing song vice was interrupted when Kyo hit him in the back of the head.

"I'm going to my room," the cat muttered, storming off to said room.

"But Kyo! We haven't decided the rooms yet!" Momiji shouted at his back.

"Well this one here is mine!" The cat shouted back.

"No! Kyo that's-" The rabbit tried to shout, but was interrupted by a shout of Kyo's.

"AHHH! WHAT THE HELL!" Standing there, about six feet of pure concieded-ness, was, the one and only, the great Ayame Sohma!

"Ayaa! What a loverly surprise! What brings you here!" Shigure exclaimed, faking surprise. No matter what he said, Shigure could never, ever go into acting. And it was obvious.

"SHIIIIGUUUUREEEE!" Both Yuki and Kyo growled, eyes narrowed to glares. Yuki stood up, leaving Varance in the 'possesion' or Haru, so the dog was now surrounded.

"I have no idea what you're talking about!" Shigure exclaimed, trying to convince the two boys. Trying and, well, completely failing.

"YOU STUPID DOG! CAN'T YOU GO A DAY WITHOUT DRIVING ANYONE CRAZY!" Yuki exclaimed, completely ignoring his older brother.

"YEAH! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS GO AROUND INEVERYONE'S DAMN BUISSNESS ALL THE TIME, HUH? WHAT THE HELL DID WE EVER DO TO YOU! AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU HAVE TO BRING AYAME HERE! Damn bastard's gonna ruin the whole trip, like all the other times he was here!" Kyo exclaimed, yelling the first part and half muttering, half exclaiming the second part.

"Kyo! Yuki! Calm down! I have no idea what you two are talking about!" Shigure exclaimed, trying to calm both boys down.

"Gure! Let them shout and stare! For you know that I, The Magnificent Ayame Sohma, shall always be by your side! Day and night!" The snake exclaimed, stepping out theateratically.

"Oh Aya! I know that you shall always be with me! And if not physically, then in my heart!" Sh igure replied, stepping out like Ayame.

"Same to you Gure-san!" Ayame replied. Then, he and Ayame extended their index fingers and placed them together, making the sign for 'people'. In the background, Kyo and Yuki were seething, Tohru was nervous, Haru had his usual 'zen' expresion on his face, Momiji was laughing and offering people lollipops, Stephanie was confused, and Varance was looking at Ayame and Shigure like they were crazy, and glaring at Haru, who was also trying to keep her from running away.

Ever try to keep a pissed off girl from escaping? It's practically impossible. So, in two mintues tops, Varance had managed to get out of Haru's grasp, twist his hand around in a not-so-very-comfortable position, and end up standing up, near the hallway door, opposite of Stephanie and practically facing the happy 'couple' AKA Ayame and Shigure.

"Get a room!" Kyo shouted at the dog and his rival's older brother.

"If you leave, then we'll have one," Shigure replied. No one in the room liked the tone of his voice.

"You guys are some sick gay assed bastards, you know that?" Varance said, looking at Ayame and Shigure in disgust.

"Why, who is this lovely lady?" Ayame asked, looking down at Varance.

"My twin sister. And for the past, what, five minutes, I've been wondering why she is in this room," Stephanie replied, stepping forward, looking at Varance.

"Where I am and why in none of your buissness!" her sister snapped. "Or are you going to start taking control of my life like you did before!" Glaring at her sister, Varance crossed her arms and stood her ground. Stephanie sighed and shook her head slightly. She did not intend to fight with her sister again, not tonight.

Without really knowing it, Stephanie yawned. An action that Tohru took practically at heart.

"You're tired! Come now, everyone, go to bed! We have a long day ahead of us tomorrow, and-" her babbling was interrupted by Varance. (A/N- Yeah, that's not how Torhu acts, I know. I know, and I plainly don't give a shit. Read the author's note at the top, you'll get it. So now, you'll deal with a crappy non-real Tohru. Don't like it? Too bad)

"What the Hell do you mean by 'us'? There is no way I'm going to stay here much longer, much less spend the night!" she exclaimed. Tohru's face fell, and Yuki wnated to punch Varance.

"What! You need to stay here! Varance-san, you have no where else to go!" Tohru exclaimed, trying to get the girl to change her mind.

"Varance, you have to stay here," Stephanie said.

"Why the Hell is that?" Her sister asked her, raising an eyebrow.

"Because... because Jynais is still alive and he wants us to stick together," Stephanie replied, sighing slightly. Varance let out a rather long stream of swear words. Words that made Yuki and Haru lunge to cover Momiji's ears, and made Shigure go 'tsk-tsk young lady. Watch your language'. But, it wasn't as if she really cared.

"Fine. But not because I want to stay here with you," Varance replied, growling under her breath and storming upstairs. Stephanie sighed, turning to the Sohmas.

"I appologize for my sister's behavior," she said, bowing a little. Tohru began to fuss.

"Oh no! Not at all! It's all good! Now, just go to bed!" she exclaimed, grabbing Stephanie's hand and pulling her into the first room. Stephanie nodded her thanks, yawned, changed out of her worn clothes, and drifted off to a peaceful sleep, a boy's face entering her dreams.

Tohru was right. Tomorrow was going to be a long day...


Alright, chapter's done. So review for this one! Kagome writes next, etc. You know that drill. Can anyone guess who the 'mystery boy' is? You'll be surprised... Anywho, for any who care, I'm working on the next chapter for the Diary of Six Teenage Witches. So there. Proof that I'm actually working.

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