Regal: Um…..

Audience: YAY! ZELOS IS DEAD

(Regal drags Zelos off stage)

Regal: sorry about that folks! Anyway, our next act is the pianist, Presea. She will be playing the song "Sky Theme" .

Audience: (applaud)

Genis: whistling WOOO GO PRESEA!

(everyone looks at Genis)

Genis: what…?

Presea walks out to the stage and piano gets rolled out in front of her.

Presea: greetings everyone… (low tone)

Genis: GO PRESEA!

Presea: …

(Starts playing piano and after a few minutes the song is over)

Audience: (Loud Applaud)

Genis: YEAH! YOU WERE GREAT PRESEA!

Presea: ….thank you…

Presea walks off stage.

Regal: That was an excellent performance Presea! Now, up next is, Genis. He will be holding a magic show!

Audience: (clapping)

Genis comes out to the stage in a little tux and hat

Genis: hello everyone! For my first trick, I'll do an old favorite! I'm going to pull a rabbit out of my hat!

Genis takes off his hat and snaps his fingers A wand appears in his hand.

Genis: Now, I'll say the magic words, but I'll need your help! Abra!

Audience: Kadabra!

Genis taps the wand to the hat, and sticks his hand inside

Audience: (sits in suspence)

Genis pulls out a rabbit

Genis: Wait! I think there's another one!

Genis pulls out another rabbit… and another… and another…etc. (yeah you get the point)

Genis: Ok, I think this is the last one!

Genis pulls out Llyod, wearing bunny ears.

Audience: (laughing)

Genis: Lloyd? What are you doing in my hat…?

Lloyd: I DON"T KNOW! I was getting something out of my fridge and then a HUGE HAND GRABBED ME!

Genis: are you ok…?

Lloyd: YUP! falls asleep

Genis:ummm.. OK! Well, for my next trick, I'll need the help of my assistant, Sheena.

Sheena comes out in a bunny suit.

Sheena: I still don't understand why I have to wear this costume!

Genis: I don't either… but ok! I will make a double of Sheena come out of a box!

Sheena rolls out a box and opens it. She shows it to the audience to show it is empty

Genis: Now, I will count to three, tap the box and say the magic words!

Genis walks over to the box

Genis: Sheena, will you count to three for me?

Sheena: sure… 1, 2,3!

Genis taps the box

Genis: Abra!

Audience: Kadabra!

The box bursts open, and Sheena is standing inside

Zelos: THAT'S NOT SHEENA!

Both Sheenas: What are you talking about you perverted freak?

Zelos: I can totally tell! That's a robot, and the other ones the real Sheena!

Both Sheenas: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A ROBOT?

Zelos goes up the stage and grabs both Sheenas' cheeks and pulls

Zelos: WATCH! The robot's skin will come off!

Zelos pulls hard and farther

Both Sheenas: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ZELOS! NOW LET GO!

Zelos: JUST WATCH!

Zelos pulls even harder

Both Sheenas: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Both Sheenas kick Zelos 'where it hurts'

Zelos: oh Gee...

Zelos lets go and falls the floor

Sheena 1: I swear, if there weren't kids here, I'd totally hurt you more.

Sheena 2: What she said.

Zelos: Ah… it hurts….

Genis:umm… OK! Sheena remind me never to do that to you! Anyway, now Sheena 2, go back into the box and I will make you disappear.

Sheena 2: It would be my pleasure to get away from Zelos

The double of Sheena goes back into the box and Genis taps the box

Sheena: Can I go change….?

Genis: We're almost done, so shush!

Sheena: gar...

Genis shows the box, and it's empty

Zelos: NOOO I COULD'VE HAD TWO SHEENAS TO DROOL OVER!

Sheena: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?

Zelos: ummm….. I'M DEAD GO AWAY!

Sheena kicks Zelos off stage

Zelos: WEEEEE

Genis: For my final trick, I will need a volunteer!

Zelos: I"LL DO IT! jumping up and down

Genis: did you just fly off into the air…?

Zelos: Yes! Look at the hole!

Points to the ceiling and everyone sees an outline of Zelos

Audience: (looks up and sees hole)

Genis: right…. ANYONE ELSE?

Audience: (silent)

(Crickets chirping)

Zelos: CHOOSE ME! CHOOSE ME! jumping up and down and waving arms into the air

Genis: looks like I've got no other choice… Get up here Zelos….again…

Zelos skips onto the stage

Genis: Sheena, could you get me that other box with the saw?

Sheena: Sure.

Sheena walks off stage

Zelos: Wait, a saw?

Genis: Yes Zelos.

Sheena comes back out with a long, rectangular box, with a saw sitting on top

Genis: Now Zelos, I want you to get into that box.

Zelos: Um… ok

Zelos climbs into the box and puts his head and legs into the holes provided in the box

Genis: Ladies and gentlemen; boys and girls; I will now saw this man in half, and he will not be harmed.

Zelos: YOU"RE GOING TO DO WHAT?

Sheena: Oh quiet you baby.

Zelos: I don't want to die yet! There are so many girls I haven't met yet!

Sheena: Can I cut him? (annnoyed)

Genis: Um… sure, why not.

Sheena: FINALLY I GET TO DO SOMETHING I WANT WITH ZELOS!

Zelos: You were always able to do that!

Sheena: SHUT UP!

Saws through Zelos in one swipe

Genis: SHEENA! YOU DIDN"T SAY THE MAGIC WORDS!

Sheena: Ah, does it really matter?

Genis: YES!

Sheena: Uh oh...

Sheena goes over and opens the box

Sheena: OH GEE! GENIS HELP ME! (panicing)

Genis: Whatever you do, DO NOT let the children see that!

(Curtains close)