Regal: Um…..
Audience: YAY! ZELOS IS DEAD
(Regal drags Zelos off stage)
Regal: sorry about that folks! Anyway, our next act is the pianist, Presea. She will be playing the song "Sky Theme" .
Audience: (applaud)
Genis: whistling WOOO GO PRESEA!
(everyone looks at Genis)
Genis: what…?
Presea walks out to the stage and piano gets rolled out in front of her.
Presea: greetings everyone… (low tone)
Genis: GO PRESEA!
Presea: …
(Starts playing piano and after a few minutes the song is over)
Audience: (Loud Applaud)
Genis: YEAH! YOU WERE GREAT PRESEA!
Presea: ….thank you…
Presea walks off stage.
Regal: That was an excellent performance Presea! Now, up next is, Genis. He will be holding a magic show!
Audience: (clapping)
Genis comes out to the stage in a little tux and hat
Genis: hello everyone! For my first trick, I'll do an old favorite! I'm going to pull a rabbit out of my hat!
Genis takes off his hat and snaps his fingers A wand appears in his hand.
Genis: Now, I'll say the magic words, but I'll need your help! Abra!
Audience: Kadabra!
Genis taps the wand to the hat, and sticks his hand inside
Audience: (sits in suspence)
Genis pulls out a rabbit
Genis: Wait! I think there's another one!
Genis pulls out another rabbit… and another… and another…etc. (yeah you get the point)
Genis: Ok, I think this is the last one!
Genis pulls out Llyod, wearing bunny ears.
Audience: (laughing)
Genis: Lloyd? What are you doing in my hat…?
Lloyd: I DON"T KNOW! I was getting something out of my fridge and then a HUGE HAND GRABBED ME!
Genis: are you ok…?
Lloyd: YUP! falls asleep
Genis:ummm.. OK! Well, for my next trick, I'll need the help of my assistant, Sheena.
Sheena comes out in a bunny suit.
Sheena: I still don't understand why I have to wear this costume!
Genis: I don't either… but ok! I will make a double of Sheena come out of a box!
Sheena rolls out a box and opens it. She shows it to the audience to show it is empty
Genis: Now, I will count to three, tap the box and say the magic words!
Genis walks over to the box
Genis: Sheena, will you count to three for me?
Sheena: sure… 1, 2,3!
Genis taps the box
Genis: Abra!
Audience: Kadabra!
The box bursts open, and Sheena is standing inside
Zelos: THAT'S NOT SHEENA!
Both Sheenas: What are you talking about you perverted freak?
Zelos: I can totally tell! That's a robot, and the other ones the real Sheena!
Both Sheenas: DID YOU JUST CALL ME A ROBOT?
Zelos goes up the stage and grabs both Sheenas' cheeks and pulls
Zelos: WATCH! The robot's skin will come off!
Zelos pulls hard and farther
Both Sheenas: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU ZELOS! NOW LET GO!
Zelos: JUST WATCH!
Zelos pulls even harder
Both Sheenas: GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Both Sheenas kick Zelos 'where it hurts'
Zelos: oh Gee...
Zelos lets go and falls the floor
Sheena 1: I swear, if there weren't kids here, I'd totally hurt you more.
Sheena 2: What she said.
Zelos: Ah… it hurts….
Genis:umm… OK! Sheena remind me never to do that to you! Anyway, now Sheena 2, go back into the box and I will make you disappear.
Sheena 2: It would be my pleasure to get away from Zelos
The double of Sheena goes back into the box and Genis taps the box
Sheena: Can I go change….?
Genis: We're almost done, so shush!
Sheena: gar...
Genis shows the box, and it's empty
Zelos: NOOO I COULD'VE HAD TWO SHEENAS TO DROOL OVER!
Sheena: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Zelos: ummm….. I'M DEAD GO AWAY!
Sheena kicks Zelos off stage
Zelos: WEEEEE
Genis: For my final trick, I will need a volunteer!
Zelos: I"LL DO IT! jumping up and down
Genis: did you just fly off into the air…?
Zelos: Yes! Look at the hole!
Points to the ceiling and everyone sees an outline of Zelos
Audience: (looks up and sees hole)
Genis: right…. ANYONE ELSE?
Audience: (silent)
(Crickets chirping)
Zelos: CHOOSE ME! CHOOSE ME! jumping up and down and waving arms into the air
Genis: looks like I've got no other choice… Get up here Zelos….again…
Zelos skips onto the stage
Genis: Sheena, could you get me that other box with the saw?
Sheena: Sure.
Sheena walks off stage
Zelos: Wait, a saw?
Genis: Yes Zelos.
Sheena comes back out with a long, rectangular box, with a saw sitting on top
Genis: Now Zelos, I want you to get into that box.
Zelos: Um… ok
Zelos climbs into the box and puts his head and legs into the holes provided in the box
Genis: Ladies and gentlemen; boys and girls; I will now saw this man in half, and he will not be harmed.
Zelos: YOU"RE GOING TO DO WHAT?
Sheena: Oh quiet you baby.
Zelos: I don't want to die yet! There are so many girls I haven't met yet!
Sheena: Can I cut him? (annnoyed)
Genis: Um… sure, why not.
Sheena: FINALLY I GET TO DO SOMETHING I WANT WITH ZELOS!
Zelos: You were always able to do that!
Sheena: SHUT UP!
Saws through Zelos in one swipe
Genis: SHEENA! YOU DIDN"T SAY THE MAGIC WORDS!
Sheena: Ah, does it really matter?
Genis: YES!
Sheena: Uh oh...
Sheena goes over and opens the box
Sheena: OH GEE! GENIS HELP ME! (panicing)
Genis: Whatever you do, DO NOT let the children see that!
(Curtains close)
