This takes Place during the fourth year. This particular chat is the evening of the first day of school. Have fun!
(And just for added humor, I've made Dumbledoor a crazy perverted old man. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)
-Gryffindor123 has entered the room-
-Mr. Red has entered the room-
Gryffindor123 - Hello
Mr. Red - hi!
Gryffindor123 - How'd you manage the first day?
Mr. Red - it wasn't that bad actually. what do you think of that moody though?
Gryffindor123 - I dunno. He seems like a good teacher, but a little strange. Do you think he'll make it past this year?
Mr. Red - dunno. maybe. well, i don't see why not. unless he's a death eater, or a werewolf.
-Granger16 has entered the room-
Gryffindor123 - Hermoine!
Mr. Red - wonderful
Granger16 - Honestly, have you two even STARTED the homework?
Mr. Red - and off she goes
Granger16 - Very funny Ronald. Honestly, you two need to stop screwing around and need to get started. It's due in three days!
Mr. Red - exactly why we haven't started yet
-FredGeorge has entered the room-
Gryffindor123 - Hello Fred and George!
Mr. Red - watch out you two, hermoine's in one of her kicks
FredGeorge - Hello Harry
Granger16 - Well I wouldn't be if I didn't have to babysit you!
Gryffindor123 - Ron and Hermoine are at it again guys.
Mr. Red - you don't have to! i can take care of myself! i would pass all my classes with flying colors even if you weren't here!
FredGeorge - A bit moody Ronald? Forgot to take you PMS control?
-LongJohn has entered the room-
Granger16 - Then maybe I won't be here! Goodbye Ronald, have fun doing the assignment by yourself!
-Granger16 has left the room-
Gryffindor123 - Oi...
LongJohn - What's with Hermoine?
Gryffindor123 - Oh nothing. Don't worry about it, ok? And I'm sorry about what happened in Defense against the Dark Arts. Are you ok?
LingJohn - It's nothing, honestly. I'm fine. I just wish Draco would drop it, he keeps teasing me.
-SlytherinStud has entered the room-
Gryffindor123 - Don't worry about Draco, he's an ass.
FredGeorge - OOOO SNAP
SlytherinStud - WHAT'S THAT POTTER!
-Devil'sSnare has entered the room-
Gryffindor123 - You heard me Malfoy, you're an ass
SlytherinStud - You're in for it now Potter. I'm going to print this out and show it to Professor Snape!
Mr. Red - you would
Gryffindor123 - Oh, and what's HE going to do? Give me detention? Take away points from Gryffindor? I'm SO scared.
Devil'sSnare - Maybe he'll string you up in the dungeons and let some rabid dogs have you.
Mr. Red - knowing him, he probably would...
SlytherinStud - printing!
-#3Door has entered the room-
-SlytherinStud has left the room-
#3Door - Hello Children! How are we today?
Mr. Red - great. now malfoy is going to get BOTH of us in trouble probably. i'm ready to take my wand to his throat
#3Door - Now children, no violence! Peace to the people!
Mr. Red - sorry
#3Door - Violence is best saved for the bedroom
Mr. Red - PROFESSOR THAT IS WRONG
Gryffindor123 - Does anyone know where Fred or George have gone?
-LongJohn has left the room-
FredGeorge - We're here. We were just checking out a great prank site. In fact, we're off to go try a few. Cya
Gryffindor123 - Good bye
Mr. Red - bye guys
#3Door - Luv yas, bye!
-FredGeorge has left the room-
Mr. Red - well now that they're gone, now what?
#3Door - We can all meet in the Great Hall and get naked?
-Mr. Red has left the room-
-Gryffindor123 has left the room-
#3Door - ... did I say something?
#3Door - Well there's still you Severus
-Devil'sSnare has left the room-
#3Door - Severus?
