This takes Place during the fourth year. This particular chat is the evening of the first day of school. Have fun!

(And just for added humor, I've made Dumbledoor a crazy perverted old man. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.)

-Gryffindor123 has entered the room-

-Mr. Red has entered the room-

Gryffindor123 - Hello

Mr. Red - hi!

Gryffindor123 - How'd you manage the first day?

Mr. Red - it wasn't that bad actually. what do you think of that moody though?

Gryffindor123 - I dunno. He seems like a good teacher, but a little strange. Do you think he'll make it past this year?

Mr. Red - dunno. maybe. well, i don't see why not. unless he's a death eater, or a werewolf.

-Granger16 has entered the room-

Gryffindor123 - Hermoine!

Mr. Red - wonderful

Granger16 - Honestly, have you two even STARTED the homework?

Mr. Red - and off she goes

Granger16 - Very funny Ronald. Honestly, you two need to stop screwing around and need to get started. It's due in three days!

Mr. Red - exactly why we haven't started yet

-FredGeorge has entered the room-

Gryffindor123 - Hello Fred and George!

Mr. Red - watch out you two, hermoine's in one of her kicks

FredGeorge - Hello Harry

Granger16 - Well I wouldn't be if I didn't have to babysit you!

Gryffindor123 - Ron and Hermoine are at it again guys.

Mr. Red - you don't have to! i can take care of myself! i would pass all my classes with flying colors even if you weren't here!

FredGeorge - A bit moody Ronald? Forgot to take you PMS control?

-LongJohn has entered the room-

Granger16 - Then maybe I won't be here! Goodbye Ronald, have fun doing the assignment by yourself!

-Granger16 has left the room-

Gryffindor123 - Oi...

LongJohn - What's with Hermoine?

Gryffindor123 - Oh nothing. Don't worry about it, ok? And I'm sorry about what happened in Defense against the Dark Arts. Are you ok?

LingJohn - It's nothing, honestly. I'm fine. I just wish Draco would drop it, he keeps teasing me.

-SlytherinStud has entered the room-

Gryffindor123 - Don't worry about Draco, he's an ass.

FredGeorge - OOOO SNAP

SlytherinStud - WHAT'S THAT POTTER!

-Devil'sSnare has entered the room-

Gryffindor123 - You heard me Malfoy, you're an ass

SlytherinStud - You're in for it now Potter. I'm going to print this out and show it to Professor Snape!

Mr. Red - you would

Gryffindor123 - Oh, and what's HE going to do? Give me detention? Take away points from Gryffindor? I'm SO scared.

Devil'sSnare - Maybe he'll string you up in the dungeons and let some rabid dogs have you.

Mr. Red - knowing him, he probably would...

SlytherinStud - printing!

-#3Door has entered the room-

-SlytherinStud has left the room-

#3Door - Hello Children! How are we today?

Mr. Red - great. now malfoy is going to get BOTH of us in trouble probably. i'm ready to take my wand to his throat

#3Door - Now children, no violence! Peace to the people!

Mr. Red - sorry

#3Door - Violence is best saved for the bedroom

Mr. Red - PROFESSOR THAT IS WRONG

Gryffindor123 - Does anyone know where Fred or George have gone?

-LongJohn has left the room-

FredGeorge - We're here. We were just checking out a great prank site. In fact, we're off to go try a few. Cya

Gryffindor123 - Good bye

Mr. Red - bye guys

#3Door - Luv yas, bye!

-FredGeorge has left the room-

Mr. Red - well now that they're gone, now what?

#3Door - We can all meet in the Great Hall and get naked?

-Mr. Red has left the room-

-Gryffindor123 has left the room-

#3Door - ... did I say something?

#3Door - Well there's still you Severus

-Devil'sSnare has left the room-

#3Door - Severus?