Regal: Um… we're experiencing some um… difficulties… go get yourself a refreshement….

Echos of Zelos yelling in the back

Regal: and don't mind that and after we get this done, our intermition of Zelos's dating show!

Audience gets up and gets food

BEHIND THE CURTAINS

Zelos: HELP ME! I'M DYING!

Sheena: STOP IT! YOU"RE MAKING PANIC MORE!

Zelos: You cared?

Sheena: NO I DON"T BLOOD ON MY SHOES!

Zelos: I thought you hated that outfit!

Sheena: I BOUGHT THESE FOR 20,000 GALD!

Zelos: oh wow…

Genis: RAINE HELP ME! I DON"T DO WELL WITH BLOOD!

Raine runs over

Raine: How's he holding up?

Sheena: He passed out.

Zelos: BUT I'M AWAKE!

Sheena: NOT YOU! GENIS!

Genis is on the floor with swirly eyes

Genis: The blood…so much… red…. Icky…. Ahhh…….

Raine: alright just put the box back together and I'll heal zelos! Get Genis something to lay on.

Sheena finds a towel and put it under Genis's head. Raine puts the boxes together and uses her healing arts. Zelos tries to get up, but finds he's infused with the box.

Zelos: AH! MY SEXY BODY! IT'S A BOX NOW! (panicing)

Raine: Whoops… We'll figure this out later. Regal, go to the next act!

Raine and Sheena drag Zelos and Genis off the stage. The curtains open to reveal Regal.

Regal: Sorry everyone! Genis's magic show will have to continue later. Next up is Kratos. He'll be jumping over six trucks and a ring of fire on a motorcycle!

Everyone turns their heads to a screen. Kratos is on the screen in a motorcycle suit and holding his helmet. He's standing in front of his black motorcycle painted with blue angel wings.

Kratos: I don't understand how this is a talent…

Regal: Well, you're the one who chose it.

Kratos: I merely chose a piece of paper out of a hat!

Regal: oh… WHO CARES! Go for it Kratos!

Audience: (Cheering) GO KRATOS!

Kratos: (sighs) seems like I don't have a choice.

Kratos boards onto his motorcycle and rides a few feet from the ramp. He accelerated forward and everyone watched in awe as he was flying through the air. The motorcycle was about to jump over the six cars and three rings of fire! The motorcycle landed with a loud thud and Kratos skidded to the side to stop the vehicle. He took off his helmet and smirked at the camera.

Woman in the audience: (with heart shaped eyes) Kratos you're so amazing.

Guys in the audience: (a bit annoyed) Yeah, yeah.

Regal: Nicely done Kratos! Everyone loved that!

Kratos: I suppose. At least I didn't catch fire.

Regal: Of course! The next act is… Sheena! She will be singing the song "I don't want to fall in love" Let's give a big hand to Sheena!

Audience: (whistling and clapping) Go Sheena!

(With Sheena behind the curtains)

Sheena: Oh man… I'm nervous… I haven't sung in front of a huge audience before.

Lloyd: I'm sure you'll do fine! Don't worry, who else has heard you sing?

Sheena: Oh yes, my showerhead is a great audience.

Lloyd: oh… well… You'll do fine!

Sheena: I hope so…

Lloyd: Do you want me to sing with you?

Sheena: You can sing?

Lloyd: of course! I'm not only good with a sword you know.

Sheena: All right! Let me go tell Regal. But what song are we singing?

Lloyd: How about… "What I've been looking for"?

Sheena: All right, I know the words to that.

Sheena runs over to Regal and whispers in his ear. Regal nods and Sheena runs off.

Regal: ah, there's a correction! Sheena and Lloyd will be singing the song "What I've been looking for" Please, give them a warm welcome!

Audience: (claps)

(Piano starts to play and four hands come out of the curtains, snapping) The curtains rise and Sheena and Lloyd come out in tuxes, and Sheena in a female tux. (Like those ones those people wear in show business)

Lloyd: It's hard to believe, that I couldn't see

Lloyd and Sheena: You were always there beside me. Thought I was alone, with no one to hold, but you were always right beside me.

Sheena: This feelings like no other.

Together: I want you to know! I never had someone that knows me like you do… the way you do! I never had someone as good for me as you, no one like you! So lonely before, I finally found, what I've been looking for!

(Music only plays while Sheena tap dances)

Sheena: So good to be seen, so good to be heard.

Together: Don't have to say a word!

Lloyd: For so long I was lost. So good to be found!

Together: I'm loving having you around!

Lloyd: This feelings like no other!

Together: I want you to know! I never had someone that knows me like you do, the way you do! I've never had someone as good for me as you, no one like you! So lonely before I finally found what I've been looking for! Doo doo doodoo doo doo doodoo do do Whoa oh oh oh!

Sheena turns around and Lloyd spins her, and she winds up in his arms. Sheena blushes and Lloyd just smiles.

Audience: (Going wild, whistling, and clapping) WOOOOOO!

Regal: Wasn't that just great? Maybe Sheena might sing by herself later! Well anyway, the next act would be… me! (Chuckles)

Sheena takes over announcing.

Sheena: Alright everyone, Regal's going to be doing some martial arts for us! He was able to finally take off his shackles, so he'll show us how good he is!

Audience: (clapping)

Regal comes out and bows to everyone. He gets into a fighting position and starts to do a series of attacks. (Sorry not a pro martial artist person) Regal continues to attack around, do back flips and such. Regal finally stops after a while and bows.

Audience: (claps)

Sheena: That was awesome! You might have to show me a few moves Regal!

Regal: I'd be happy to when you have the time.

Sheena: Alright, next up we'll have Genis finish his magic show, but we'll have to take a quick break!