Random Announcer: Welcome to our break! This is the DATING GAME!

Audience: (claps)

Announcer: Our bachelor for today is Zelos Wilder! Three mysterious women will compete for Zelos's love by answering the question that best suits Zelos! Now here he is, Mr. Zelos Wilder!

Ladies in the audience: (heart shaped eyes) ZELOOOOOOOOS!

Zelos: Hello ladies! I wonder who will be my pretty honey so I can bring her home.

Girl #1: HI ZELOS!

Zelos: Colette?

Colette: YES!

Girl #2: Colette! You're not supposed to tell him who you are!

Zelos: Sheena! (heart shaped eyes)

Sheena: Crap…

Girl #3: Nice going you two.

Zelos: PROFESSOR! (heart shaped eyes)

Raine: Great….

The four of them sit there and face each other. Everyone's in a regular chair, except Zelos who gets a stool.

Zelos: Ok, Colette, if you could be any fruit, what would you be?

Colette: why would I want to be a fruit silly?

Zelos: ….ok…. we'll skip that. Sheena, if you could be any animal, beside yourself, what would it be?

Sheena: DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN ANIMAL?

Sheena tries to get up, but the chair binds her legs and arms together with metal handcuffs attached to the chair. Sheena growls and sits down.

Sheena: I'd be a dragon so I could burn you then eat you (angrily)

Zelos: (wide eyed) Oh… umm… ok! Raine, where would you chose to go on a date?

Raine: The library to study and then maybe a museum to study some artifact.

Zelos: Wow that sounds boring.

Raine: ANCEIT STONES AREN"T BORING! (angry)

Raine tries to get up, but the chair does the exact thing as it did to Sheena. Raine growls and sits.

Zelos: Colette, if you could be any animal, what would you be?

Colette: Hmmm…. I would be… a… (ponders)

(A half and hour later)

Colette: Hmmm….

Zelos: We're going to skip you Colette. Sheena, where would you choose to go on a date?

Sheena: To the beach, have some fun, a picnic, and then watch the sunset as he holds me in his arms.

Zelos: Wow, that sounds like something we'd do together.

Sheena: OH! You meant you? I wouldn't go on a date with you, even if you were the last man on earth.

Zelos: Ouch… Raine, if you could be a fruit, what would you be?

Raine: I'm not going to stoop as low as to compare myself with a fruit.

Zelos: alright…

Colette: I GOT IT! I would be a dog!

Zelos: ok… why Colette?

Colette: because doggies are just the cutest things in the world.

Zelos: Ok… last question goes out to all the ladies. Do you love me?

Colette: Of course, as a friend!

Sheena: no. I hate you.

Raine: No comment.

Zelos: Ok! I have chosen! Sheena Fujibayashi!

Sheena: WHAT?

Audience: (Claps)

The latches binding Sheena's arms and legs are removed.

Sheena: Why did you choose me? I hate you!

Zelos: I don't know, but I love you! (tries to give Sheena a hug)

Sheena smacks him to the ground and takes some object and smacks Zelos over and over with it.

Announcer: Well, that's all we have today folks! Back to the real show!