I have to admit i stole a thing or two from the flash video of Kingdom Hearts 1.3 anyway please continue to read and enjoy!
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Sheena: Well, now that we're back and I'm done beating Zelos to a pulp, its time to finish Genis's magic show. Although we had some inconvenience before, everything is going to continue to the point where I had the saw and about to cut Zelos! Give me five minutes and welcome Regal back to announcing!
Sheena goes behind some curtains and Regal comes out after a few seconds.
Regal: While we give Sheena sometime to get changed, how about I tell some jokes?
Audience remains silent and crickets are heart chirping.
Regal: Ok so why is 9 afraid of 7?
Audience remains silent.
Regal: Because seven eight nine! (Starts chuckling)
Audience remains silent.
Regal: uh… Yeah, I was never good at making jokes. Anyway, here's the magic show!
Genis come out in his little suit and hat and he bows. He raises his hands and the curtains separate. Sheena is standing there with a saw in her hand and Zelos still in the box.
Genis: Alright Sheena's going to cut Zelos in half and he'll be unharmed. Sheena, say the magic words!
Sheena: Abra!
Audience: Kadabra!
Sheena saws the box and separates the two separate boxes. Zelos is clearly sawed in two. Sheena put the boxes back together and Genis went over to the box. He snaps his fingers and a wand magically appears in his hands.
Genis: I'll count to 3 and tap the box twice. After saying the magic words, Zelos will be perfectly fine. All right, here we go! 1…2…. 3!
Genis taps the box twice.
Genis: Abra!
Audience: Kadabra!
Sheena opens up the box and Zelos jumps out of the box. He slips, and falls face first into the floor. The audience laughs and applauds. Genis and Sheena bow and push Zelos off the stage.
Genis: We have two more tricks for you!
Sheena: We're going to disappear right before your eyes!
Genis: Ready Sheena?
Sheena: Ready!
Genis: 1!
Sheena: 2!
Audience: 3!
Sheena and Genis snap their fingers and smoke comes up. The smoke clears after a few seconds and the two of them both disappear. Regal goes over to where the two are standing and look for trap doors, but to his amazement, there aren't any. Suddenly, everyone hears a whistle. Sheena and Genis are trapped inside a cage above the audience's heads. Inside the huge cage, there's a monster. The monster grabs the two of them and eats them.
Audience: (Gasps)
Zelos: NOOOOOOO! SHEENA!
Suddenly, there's another whistle, this time, on stage. Everyone turns around and sees Sheena and Genis standing on stage, smiling.
Audience: (Stands up and claps and occasional whistles)
Sheena and Genis bow and wave good-bye.
Audience: WE LOVE YOU GENIS AND SHEENA!
Sheena and Genis blush slightly and wave one last good-bye before disappearing from the stage once more. The audience looks above to still see the monster in the cage above. The cage is then lifted up and disappears into the ceiling.
Regal: Wow! Wasn't that the best magic show ever? Next up is… Zelos?
Zelos: YAY!
Regal: Uh, Zelos, what is you're talent?
Zelos: EASY! I can… uh… touch my toes!
Zelos bends down and touches his toes.
Regal: (looks blankly at Zelos) Zelos… I can do that too…
Zelos: Oh… well… I can rub my tummy and tap my head at the same time while singing the alphabet!
Regal: Zelos… how is that a talent?
Zelos: What's a talent?
Regal: You don't know what a talent is?
Zelos: Who are you?
Regal: I'm Regal.
Zelos: Who…?
Regal: Regal…
Zelos: Who?
Regal: I'm REGAL!
Zelos: Who?
Regal: The announcer…?
Zelos: Who?
Regal: I'm the one hosting the program you have in your hand!
Zelos: What?
Regal: It's in your hand!
Zelos: talent show… stupid things… good intermissions… announcer… Yeah that doesn't sound too interesting.
Regal: NOW do you know who I am?
There's a long silence for 5 minutes.
Zelos: nope.
Regal: UGH!
Zelos: Are you Regal?
Regal: (nods)
Zelos: Then who am I?
Regal: You're Zelos!
Zelos: Who?
Regal: SHEENA GET HIM OFF THE STAGE!
Sheena comes out of nowhere and kicks him off stage. Sheena then goes over and drags him out the door. Echoes of Zelos in pain are heard outside. Sheena enters again and disappears behind curtains.
