Avenue Q music: It sucks to be me! Check it out on youtube! have fun reading and maybe i'll add in a SECRET act if i get enough reviews!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
The setting changes. There are apartments in the background. The cast is on the set of "Avenue Q". Kratos walks out one of the doors and Colette is seen walking over to him.
Colette: Morning Kratos!
Kratos: Hello Colette.
Colette: How's life?
Kratos: Disappointing…
Colette: Aw, what's the matter?
Kratos: (singing) When I was little I thought I would be…
Colette: What?
Kratos: a bit comedian on late night TV! But now I'm thirty-two and as you can see! I'm not.
Colette: nope!
Kratos: It sucks to be me!
Colette: Nooo.
Kratos: It sucks to be me!
Colette: NO!
Kratos: It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning thirty-three! It sucks to be me.
Colette: Your problems aren't so bad! (singing) I'm kind of pretty and pretty damn smart!
Kratos: You are.
Colette: Thanks! I like romantic things like music and art. And as you know I have a gigantic heart, so why, don't I have a boyfriend? It sucks to be me!
Kratos: me too!
Colette: It sucks to me!
Kratos: It sucks to me! It sucks to be Kratos…
Colette: And Colette.
Kratos: To not have a job!
Colette: To not have a date!
Both: It sucks to be me!
Zelos and Lloyd come out from another building.
Lloyd: Aw come on Zelos! It's only ten gald! I'll pay you back tomorrow!
Zelos: You know what?
Lloyd: What?
Zelos: (Singing)You leave your clothes out. You put your feet on my chair!
Lloyd: Oh yeah? (singing) You do such anal things like ironing your underwear!
Kratos and Colette are heard laughing in the background.
Zelos: You make that very small apartment we share, a hell!
Lloyd: So do you! That's why I'm in hell too!
Zelos: It sucks to be me!
Lloyd: No it sucks to be me!
Colette: It sucks to be me!
Kratos: It sucks to be me!
All: Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be? It sucks to be me!
All of them start humming and skipping around in a big circle. Sheena comes out of the same building Kratos was in.
Sheena: Your lives suck? I hearing you correctly? HA! (singing) I coming to this country for opportunities! Tried to work in Korean deli, but I am Japanese! But with hard work I earned to Master's Degrees in social work! And now I'm a therapist, but I have no clients! AND I have an (walks over to Kratos) unemployed fiancé and we have lots (smacks Kratos) of bills (smacks Kratos) to pay! (smacks Kratos) It sucks to me! It sucks to me! I say it Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Suck!
Genis walks in.
Genis: Excuse me!
Kratos: Hello!
Genis: Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live!
Kratos: Oh, well you got to talk to the superintendent. YO GARY!
Gary: I'm coming! I'm coming!
Gary Coleman walks out onto the stage.
Genis: Oh my god! It's Gary Coleman!
Gary: Yes I am! (singing) I'm Gary Coleman, from TV's Diff'rent Strokes! I made a lot of money that got stolen by my folks! Now I'm the butt of everyone's jokes, but I'm here- the superintendent- On Avenue Q!
All: (singing) It sucks to be you!
Colette: (regular talking) You win!
All: (singing) It sucks to be you!
Kratos: (regular talking) I feel better now!
Gary Coleman: (singing) try having People stopping you to ask you, (Regular voice) "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?" It gets old….
All: (singing) It sucks to be you! On Avenue Q! Sucks to be me on avenue Q! Sucks to be us but not when we're together! We're together here on Avenue Q! We live on Avenue Q! Our friends do too, 'till our dreams come true, we live on Avenue Q!
Gary: (Regular Voice) Here's your keys! (giving them to Genis)
All: (Regular Talking) Welcome to Avenue Q!
The music stops.
Audience: (stands up and applauds and such and such)
The crew hold hands and take their final bow. Regal, Raine, and Presea come out as well and take their final bow. Regal gets the microphone.
Regal: Thanks for joining us for our show! We hope you enjoyed it!
Everyone's waving goodbye and the curtains close in front of them.
