Avenue Q music: "If you were gay" THANKS FOR READING EVERYONE! THE SERIES IS OFFICALLY COMPLETE!
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Genis is seen inside a room reading.
Genis: Ah, an afternoon alone with my favorite book, "Broadway Musicals of the 1940's! No roommate to bother me. How could it get any better than this?
The door opens and Zelos comes walking in.
Zelos: Oh, hi Genis!
Genis: (sighs) Hey Zelos.
Zelos: Hey Genis, you'll never guess what happened to me on the subway this morning! A guy was smiling at me and talking to me.
Genis: Yes, yes, that's very interesting. (Reading his book)
Zelos: He was being real friendly and I think he was coming on to me. I think he might've thought I was GAY!
Genis: Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this? Why should I care? I don't care. What'd you have for lunch today.
Zelos: Oh, you don't have to get all defensive about it Genis…
Genis: I'M NOT GETTING DEFENSIVE! What do I care about some gay guy you met okay? I'm trying to read.
Zelos: Oh, I didn't mean anything by it Genis. I just think its something we should be able to talk about.
Genis: I don't want to talk about it, Zelos! This conversation is over!
Zelos: Yeah but…
Genis: OVER!
Music starts to play. (Zelos will be singing through out this entire song and Genis will be talking normally)
Zelos: Well okay… but just so you know. (singing) If you were gay, that'd be okay! I mean 'cause, HEY, I'd like you anyway! Because you see, if it were me, I would feel free to say that I was gay! But I'm not gay:D
Genis: ZELOS PLEASE! I'm trying to read…
Long silence and Zelos is staring at Genis.
Genis: WHAT?
Zelos: If you were queer!
Genis: ZELOS!
Zelos: I'd still be here!
Genis: Zelos I'm trying to read this book!
Zelos: Year after year!
Genis: ZELOS!
Zelos: Because you're dear to me!
Genis: ARGH!
Zelos: And I know that you…
Genis: What?
Zelos: Would accept me too!
Genis: I would?
Zelos: If I told you today, "HEY GUESS WHAT I'm GAY!" but I'm not gay :D I'm happy just being with you!
Genis: High button shoes.. Pal Joey… (reading)
Zelos: So what should it matter to me what you do in bed with guys!
Genis: ZELOS THAT'S GROSS!
Zelos: (regular Talking) No its not! (singing) If you were gay, I'd shout HOORAY!
Genis: I'm not listening!
Zelos: And here I'd stay!
Genis: LA LA LA LA LA LA!
Zelos: But I wouldn't get in your way!
Genis: AAAAHH!
Zelos: You can count on me, to always be, beside you everyday, to tell you its ok! You were just born that way, and, as they say! It's in your DNA, you're gay!
Genis: BUT I'M NOT GAY!
Zelos: (regular talking) IF you were gay!
Genis: ARGH!
The curatins close.
THE END!
