-1Bob looked at Missingno. Missingno looked at Bob. All the boy could say was "WTF?" "Missingno! Missingno!" said the Pokemon happily. "Well……….uh………let's go catch some Pokemon!" Bob said. "Missingno" replied Missingno.
Meanwhile in some bushes a suspicious person was watching the two. "Ah snap it's a rare Pokemon" said the person "I'm got to steal it!" The person continued "but first………I have to put some pants on."
Bob walked around in Route 1 when……………A WILD PIDGEY ATTACKED! "Oh boy, a Pokemon!" Bob said "time to catch it!" He went to toss a poke ball, except he had no poke ball! "I have another idea!" said Bob, and he ate the Pidgey. But it burst out of his stomach! "Ah spoot-monkeys" Bob grumbled.
"Missingno Missing no no!" said Bob's Pokemon. Bob said "what?" "No! Miss no ing Missingno!" said Missingno. Bob said "what?" The Pokemon got pissed off and shouted "YOU FUCKING RETARD! USE GODDAMN ME FOR GODDAMN'S SAKE! SHEESH!" Bob blinked and said "oh okay, Missingo! Attack!" Missingno fired a water gun at Pidgey, and Pidgey was sent to an alternate reality where robots rule the world and pizza costs thirty cents.
"That was freaking awesome!" shouted Bob "you're the best damn Pokemon ever!" Missingno would've blushed, but it had no face.
Suddenly the suspicious guy appeared! "I am a member of Team Bad" shouted the man "give me your Pokemon or die!" "Never!" answered Bob angrily. "Go Weezing!" said the man as he released a Weezing towards Bob. "Go Missingno!" shouted Bob as he kicked his Pokemon towards Weezing. "Use sludge!" ordered the man as his Pokemon spat sludge at Missingno. "Eww!" said Missing no "you just ruined my new shirt!" Weezing didn't apologize!"
"Missingno, use……uh…….that one attack thingy!" Bob said. The Pokemon used water gun on Weezing……..and nothing happened! Bob muttered "aw crap." The man laughed and said "use flamethrower!" Weezing used flamethrower, but it came out of it's butt and fried the Team Bad grunt. "I'm melting!" cried the man "I'M MELTIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGG!" The grunt melted, and the Weezing exploded.
"Yay! We won our first battle!" said Bob "and I didn't die!" Bob fell off a cliff. "What a dumbass" muttered Missingno. It got hit by a bus.
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To b continued.
