-1Bob and Missingno woke up. All around them was fire and skeletons and demons. They were in HELL!

"Muahahahaha!" laughed Satan "you will never escape!" "Could we bribe you with a muffin?" asked Bob. "Oooo! Okay, you're free to go" said Satan. The trainer and his Pokemon then left hell.

They arrive at the first gym. Inside was the gym leader, Jim Lee Dar. "I want to challenge you!" shouted Bob. "Fine, I accept your challenge!" answered Jim. They had a Pokemon battle. Bob won. I'm not giving details on what happened, cuz I'm a lazy bastard.

"You won the battle" said Jim "for that you get the Bland Badge. Now you need only seven badges to fight the Elite 4." "Badges? Elite 4? WTF?" asked Bob. "What? Isn't the reason you fought me so you could get my badge?" Jim questioned. "you're a gym leader?" said Bob "I thought you were an insurance salesman!"

Jim bitch-slapped Bob. The gym leader spoke "You will never become a Pokemon master that way!" "Then what do I do?" wondered Bob. "You know, get some supplies, catch more Pokemon, stuff like that" said Jim.

"Better yet" Bob said "I'll take your badge! Hahaha!" He stole the badge that Jim gave him and flushed himself down the toilet. "Hmm" said Jim "I think I'll go crap in a boat."

And so he did.

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