Title: Just A Little Crush
Author: Jessica/Tainted Hollywood Diva
Pairing: Edge/Mickie, Carlito/Maria, Jeff Hardy/Trish, Nitro/Melina, Christian/Torrie, Lita?
Disclaimer: I own no one, the WWE owns all.
Distribution: Ask first.
Rating: PG-13, Could Change
Spoilers: I wish.
Summary: Lita has a crush on one of the WWE's hottest stars, however she can't bring herself to admit how she feels...
Content warning: The only thing that could be found offensive is the language, the rating could change..

Before Reading: Another update.. Like I said, there is a chance this chapter may be longer than the first two, but I'm not exactly sure. Of course, there is a goood chance that Lita's little crush may be revealed soon. Whether it this chapter or the next chapter, it will be soon. Also I have come up with an alternative plotline, which will sort of delay the revealing of Lita's crush. However, this is mostly just to complicate the story a bit.. Enjoy the chapter.

Chapter Three

As planned the diverse group found themselves at Lita's house, although by the time everyone was there it was easy to see that this party wasn't going to be fun. While Trish cheerfully shook her presents - an ill attempt to see what people had gotten her - and even made some hopeful guesses as well. Once the party was at least half an hour underway there were complaints of hunger, namely from the men. Annoyed by their complaints, Maria found herself ordering pizza as Lita prepared some drinks. The two stood in the kitchen, Lita's back to Maria as she pulled out bottles of wine, whilst Maria crossed her arms and stood in the center of the room.

"Sometimes, I wonder why we put up with them. Remember when we used to think Edge and Christian were the most annoying men on the face of the earth? Well, now we can easily say that we stand corrected! John is definitely worse than both of them put together, but then I can't even start when it comes to Randy.. He is so perverted! He was staring up Stacy's skirt and down Torrie's shirt! Plus he slapped Trish's ass!" Maria exclaimed, shaking her head as she muttered a few curse words. "You'd think he'd have more class."

Lita sighed, shrugging slightly as she reached for a few more bottles before she grabbed some glasses. The diva quickly working at pouring a drink mixture in each glass before she moved to the fridge and took out some olives, each glass receiving an olive. Once that task was complete she turned to Maria, leaning against the counter as she offered a short smile.

"I know you think they're bad, but you haven't really lived with Edge and Christian long enough to know that before Torrie and Mickie tamed them they were far worse than John..or Randy. Sure Randy may have appeared to have been looking up Stacy's skirt, down Torrie's shirt.. But even Carlito slapped Trish's ass. They do it because she lets it slide, it's like a free love tap." Lita stated, smirking at the look upon her friend's face at the mention of her boyfriend's name.

"He did not!" Maria argued quickly. "I would have seen it! I..I want to kill him!"

"It was just a spanking.. It's her birthday, it's the first time I've seen him do that, I swear." Lita laughed.

Maria sighed, "I guess you're right.. You would have died if you know who spanked for ass. How often do you get dirty dreams about him, Li?"

"Maria!" Lita exclaimed, slapping her friend's arm. "And you say Randy has a dirty mind...Every night."

"Oh my god! EVERY NIGHT?" Maria practically screamed. "You dirty little person.. Imagine how good it will be the first time you actually do it! It'll be like a dream come true. In your case it will be literally."

"Shall we just drop it and bring those drinks out to the guys.. Get them drunk so they will stop bothering us." Lita muttered with a sigh.

Maria nudged Lita as she walked over to the counter, "Or in your case..Get them drunk so you can screw your little crush until he passes out. Even then, I don't think you'd stop. How pathetic are you?"

Lita rolled her eyes as she grabbed the glasses, carrying two in each hand as she quickly made her way to the living room where a group of bored men sat. Maria following behind shortly after with four more glasses, the diva giggled as Lita received a slap on the ass from Christian, Torrie smirking as her boyfriend received a slap for his actions. The blond man muttering an apology as both John and Edge made fun of him, Maria and Lita exiting just as the men each grabbed a drink, leaving one glass for the birthday girl before they downed the alcohol easily. Moments later Lita returned with the bottles, stating that she didn't want to make a thousand trips because the guys couldn't help but drink their drinks in ten seconds. Within half an hour six pizzas were delivered, the seven men easily finishing most of the wine bottles that were supplied earlier as the girls served the pizza.

"So, Lita.. He's almost good as drunk, when are you going to wait for your move?" Maria teased with a grin.

Trish playfully clapped her hands together, "Oh! Who are we going to kill? Is it Edge? Christian? Carlito.."

"No! We are not killing my boyfriend!" Maria snapped, shaking her head at Trish.

"Hey...Do you know how long it took me to find Trish a present?" Chris Jericho asked suddenly. "I went from store to store and all I found was..this stupid necklace!"

"OH! GOODIE! Someone did get me a necklace! In your face Mel!" Trish squealed with joy.

"Someone's drunk.." Torrie mumbled.

"Or crazy." Melina added.

-x-

The party was a little more interesting given that everyone was as good as drunk by the time they opened presents, luckily no one was going to drive home. While Melina, Nitro, Maria, Carlito, Mickie and Torrie decided to call it an early night and crash in the guest rooms, the elite group of superstars and divas sat in the living room laughing and telling embarrassing stories about good old times. Though, neither Randy or John could honestly say that they knew much of anything about the time where Jericho, Jeff and Edge getting drunk and parading around a hotel in women's dressed or the time where Christian had wound up driving them to the wrong state for a house show, they did have stories that rooted from some of the diverse stories that they heard. By three the only people still up were Jericho, Christian, Edge, John and Randy. Trish and Jeff having went to bed while Lita decided to hide out in her room while Christian told interesting stories about when she had gotten drunk and did stupid things.

"Do you realize how lame this party is?" Jericho questioned, his words slurring together. "For Li's twenty-eighth we went to a club and partied! We all got drunk and...Christian slept with Lita!"

"Holy shit!" Christian exclaimed suddenly. "That was her?"

"Yeah man! Wait...No, you slept with Torrie." Jericho shook his head. "Maybe you slept with both of them?"

John chuckled, "Chris, you're drunk.. You should go to bed!"

"Yeah! I should!" Jericho yelled as he stood up, stumbling down the hall way.

Edge shook his head as started to lay down on the couch, "Lita hates me."

"No, you just throw up on the bed every time!" Christian laughed as he laid down on the love seat.

John shook his head as it appeared that he and Randy were the only two who hadn't gotten so drunk that they had passed out. Although sooner than later the two men found themselves heading to the back of the house to crash in one of the bedrooms. However, little did one of them know that by entering the room that they had selected would wind up to be a mistake. The dark haired wrestler entered what he thought was a guest room, a bit surprised to find the lights already on.. Also surprised by the fact that their was a redheaded diva sitting in the room on the bed…

.xxx To Be Continued Soon xxx.

A/N: Oh no! An evil cliffy! How dare I, right? Lol, I apologize for that. I also apologize for the shortness.. However, as I stated before the story…I have come up with a new plotline for the story. Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this chapter! I also hope you take the time to review! It truly means a lot to me! Even if it is just a few words, every review counts! Thank you for reading and I hope you continue to read my story! I would also like to thank all those who have either already reviewed or who are going to review.. You are my inspiration to update!