-1Bob went into the town of Happysnappyville. Yeah, that's what it's called. The trainer entered the town's shop to buy some supplies. "Hello!" Bob said to the owner "I would to buy some poke balls and potions please." The shopkeeper pulled out some poke balls and potions, and asked for money. When Bob found out he had no money, the shopkeeper put away his stuff.
"Aw come on!" begged Bob "the Pokemon Center heals trainers for free!" The shopkeeper said "yeah, well, those people are only healing Pokemon for free is because they put mind control devices on the Pokemon so they could take over the world or something, now piss off!" Bob sadly left the store.
As Bob walked by a dark alley, he heard someone. "Hey kid!" somebody in the alley said "come here!" Bob eagerly went into the alley even though the person could have robbed him or stuff. "Something tells me you need money for you're trainer needs" the man said. Bob nodded. "Well, it just so happens that I can help you with that" the man spoke "all you have to do is join my gang." Bob pondered. He knew this guy was bad news, but peer pressure told him otherwise. "Hey man, join his gang and be like cool man" peer pressure said. So Bob joined the man's gang.
The next day, Bob entered the store again, looking a bit different. "Hey!" said the shopkeeper "I said if you don't have money, you can't buy stuff!" "Yo yo yo….yo yo…..yo…..YO!" said Bob "I'm a…..um……gangster….I mean gangsta……and….and…..I gonna rob you…fool!" The shopkeeper narrowed his eyes and said "you're going to rob me? I don't think so." Just as the owner was going to set the alarm, Bob pulled out Missingno! "I'm pretending to be a shotgun!" said Missingno. Bob shot the shopkeeper.
Just then gangsters entered the store and started taking stuff. "You did, my man!" said the man from yesterday "you're a real gansta now!" Suddenly, they heard police sirens outside. "Oh man it's the cops!" said a gang member "somebody ratted us out!" "Not me" said another gang member who was dressed like a cop.
There was no other choice then to have a gang war against the police. Little did everyone know that it was tornado season and everyone got ran over by one.
Bob got out of the wreckage and pulled out Missingno. They were about to leave but there was surviving police officer left, and he was pointing his gun at them. "I'm going to make you bleed, street trash!" said the evil cop. Bob needed to save himself and his Pokemon, so he grabbed a poke ball from the floor. "Poke ball go!" he shouted, and captured a random Rattata that walked by. "Heh" the officer chuckled "is that all you go-." The officer died of AIDS.
"Although everyone is dead" Bob said to Missingno "I got free money and supplies and a new Pokemon! Now that's what I call a happy ending!"
No this fic isn't over yet.
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2 B Continued
