Viva La Bam: Bam's Way Chapter Three-
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Vito, still conscious, sits in his car. "Bam, can we go dirt biking?" Raab asked.
"Fuck no! We have to watch fatass get up. And even after that, we are still not going dirt biking." Bam punched Raab up the face.
"Raab! Take my fucking shirt off!"
"No way-"
Raab was suddenly punched again in the face. "Ahh! You broke my nose!"
"Right...your nose is just bleeding, you pansy!"
Bam got a baseball bat from the yard. He started walking toward Raab.
"Bam! What the hell are you doing?" Bam started beating Raab's leg with the bat.
"Ahhhh!" Raab went into shock (whoopsie).
"Whoops!"
"Bam, that was awesome!" Brandon yelled.
"Thanks. Hey, let's go dirt biking!"
No way Raab. We'll go to the state of Bam. It's election week."
"I wanna run for mayor," Ryan said. "
"Well Ryan, let's go."
Bam and the gang headed for the hummer. "To the state of Bam!" they chanted.
Bam yelled back, "Bye, fatass!"
Bam puts the petal to the metal and jetted out of there. On the way, they chatted. They make jokes about Phil and Vito whrn they had the fatboy tournament. Meanwhile, Vito woke up. He only had some minor scrapes and bruises (that's too bad).
Bam and the gang made it into the state. They carried out Raab because of his leg.
"Prop him," yelled Bam, "get up and walk, you pansy."
They walked away, leaving him there. Raab and Brandon made a stage.
"We will do this the most professional way... We'll flip a coin! " Bam said, "heads or tails, Brandon?"
"Heads."
"It's heads."
Everyone gasped as Brandon got a twisted grin on his face.
