-1Bob got into the next city, which had the second gym. In the gym were two boys that looked like each other. "We are the second gym twins!" they said "and you must fight us in a double battle!" "Okay then" Bob said as he released his Pokemon "go Missingno and Pidgey!" "Go Plusie!" said the twin named 1 as he released his Pokemon. "Go Minun!" said the twin named 2 as he too released his Pokemon.
"We're going against electric Pokemon?" shouted Pidgey "are you nuts?" "Since when could you talk?" asked Bob. Pidgey answered "when you captured me, Missingno's radiation got to me and gave me the ability to speak human……..that, or the author is too lazy to type my name over and over again. "K" said Bob as he focused on the battle again.
"Plusie, use spark!" ordered 1. The electric Pokemon shocked Missingno. The damage was super effective! "Missingno, get that bastard with water gun!" Missingno squirted Plusie. It wasn't very effective, though it did get a third eye. "Minun, stun that Pokemon!" commanded 2. Minun let out an electric wave at Missingno and paralyzed it.
"I can't feel my legs!" cried Missingno. "You never had legs, dumb ass!" Pidgey shouted. Missingno paused for a moment, then said "oh yeah." Bob looked at his unparalyzed Pokemon and said "Pidgey, it's all up to you. Use insult!" "Uh, does that move even exist?" asked Pidgey. "JUST DO IT!" shouted Bob. Pidgey sighed, then turned to the opposing Pokemon and spoke "yo mama wuz so fat, she did a face-fault and caused an earthquake in five different animes!" Plusie and Minun were barely living!
"Damn, he's too strong!" said 1 "brother, I think you know what this means." 2 nodded and said "got it!" 1 and 2 shouted to their Pokemon "USE THE SPECIAL TEAM ATTACK!" Plusie and Minun suddenly transformed into attractive teenaged anime schoolgirls and began to make out. "OMFGWTF!1" said Bob and his Pokemon. 1 grinned evilly and ordered "Plusie, while they're stunned, use……WHAT THE HELL!" A perverted Tentacruel entered the gym and attacked the girls, knocking them out. A robot came and fried the Tentacruel, then exploded for some reason.
"Well it looks like you win" said 2. Bob got the second gym badge! Suddenly, Pidgey glowed and evolved in Pidgeotto! "I want to evolve!" whined Missingno. Missingno glowed and evolved into a sponge! "Screw this" muttered the sponge who then devolved into Missingno. When Bob and his Pokemon left, the twins turned to their still-attractive Pokemon. "Since we're alone" said 1 "let's have some fun…..hehehe. The Pokemon were tired of this shit, and decapitated their owners and ate their brains. Plusie and Minun, now free, decided to be crime fighters and melon sellers.
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To be CONTINUED! AHHHHHH!
