-1Bob was walking around and met this random trainer. "Hey you there!" said the random trainer "do you have a Zubat?" Bob said "no, why?" "I'm willing to trade one of my Pokemon for a Zubat" the random trainer said. Bob, really wanting that person's Pokemon, even though he don't know what Pokemon it is, goes on a quest to catch a Zubat!
Inside a cave called Zubat's Lair, dozens of Zubat flapped around. "Man, finding a Zubat would be much easier if I knew what it looked like" Bob sighed. Pidgeotto slapped Bob and said "those are Zubats you shitface!" Bob blinked and went "oh." He tossed a poke ball and captured one. The other Zubats went crazy and gang banged the trainer.
A while later, Bob woke up, noticing he was deeper in the cave. "Crap, I can't see anything" Bob said to himself. He thought he heard something behind him, but it was too dark to see anything. He came across a convenient light switch. He turned it on and saw all around him were vampires! Not those cool looking gothic vampires, but ugly fat eighty-year old vampires wearing nothing but thong bikinis! Bob screamed like a little girl and ran away. "Ah, I wanted to suck his blood" muttered a grandpa.
Bob continued to run, trying to find a way out of this hell-hole. He bumped into a Team Bad grunt. "Oh no!" gasped the grunt "someone has discovered my plans of taking Pokemon fossils to create undead Pokemon that will take over the world! Now you will suffer!" Bob looked at the grunt wide-eyed and said "dude, I just saw really old and fat vampires back there!" The grunt went wide-eyed too and said "you mean you actually seen the horrors of Zubat's Lair? Man, I was going to beat the shit out of you but now I feel bad for you! Here, have one of my fossils!" Bob gladly took one of the Pokemon fossils, which may have use in the future if I remember that Bob has a fossil.
Bob went out of the cave and found the random trainer. "I got you a Zubat, now hand me your Pokemon!" said Bob. The random trainer took the Zubat and gave Bob a Feebas. "Well, onwards my dear Pokemon!" Bob cheerfully spoke as he walked off. The random trainer enjoyed his Zubat ever after, well, until a UFO came and abducted the Pokemon, then ninjas beated the crap out of the trainer.
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Continued, to be.
