Link: (Driving in car)

Nabooru: (Sees little boy) Linky, why don't we stop and help that little boy?

Link: How 'bout not?

Nabooru: Do it or I won't marry you!

Link: Jesus! Okay, I'll stop! (Parks on the side of the road)

Little Boy: Who the hell are you?

Link: I'm your mom. Who do you think? Just get in the damn car!

Nabooru: Why were you out there alone?

Little Boy: Rauru was starting to follow me! What a pervert!

Nabooru: Its okay, honey, we'll get you home.

Little Kid: Thanks. I got an online Halo tournament I have to play really soon…

Link: What's Halo?

Little Kid: You don't know what Halo is? It's the best game eva', n00b!1!one1!

Link: I doubt it's the best ever… I mean, Ocarina of Time is one of my favorites!

Little Kid: Ocarina of Time!1!1 that game is 4 babie, n00bish, Ninty fanboys. Halo is the h4x0rz!

Link: What are you talking about? Ocarina of Time is a great game!

Little Kid: Well, the main character is a gay guy that wears a skirt, wears tights, plays a gay little flute thing, and has a horse named "Epona". I mean, what a homo!

Link: (Elbows the kid in the face)

Little Kid: (Falls out of the car)

RN: Meanwhile back at the party…

Ganondorf: (Standing on the diving board) Do you guys want to see my cannon ball?

Darunia: Let's not do anything gay tonight…

Ganondorf: What are you talking about? You've seen my cannon ball hundreds of times!

Sheik: (Barfs in the pool)

Darunia: Well for being a homo, you have to eat the barf.

Ganondorf: OH FINE! (Eats barf)

Sheik: Ganondorf, you're such a perve!

Ganondorf: (sighs)

Darunia: Let's drink some beer! (Grabs beers and hands them to Ganondorf and Sheik)

RN: They all drink for hours and hours, drinking about 20 beers each.

Darunia: (Jumps in car with Sheik and Ganondorf. Drives around)

Other cars: Beep! Beep!

Darunia: Why the hell are they beeping?

Sheik: Maybe it's because you're driving all over the place with no control!

Ganondorf: Oh shit!

Darunia: (Runs into Link's car)

RN: OH NOES!111! Everybody in the car crash is at the hospital!

Darunia: (Wakes up) Where am I?

Impa: You are at the hospital, sir. Please stay in the bed.

Link: (Wakes up) What? Where am I?

Darunia: The hospital.

Link: (Looks around) Why the hell are we here?

Impa: You all got in a car crash.

Link: But we weren't all in the same car.

Impa: (Stares at Darunia) Well this idiot of a Goron was drunk driving and ran into you.

Link: Where are Zelda, Ruto, Malon, and Saria?

Impa: They are all at the Hyrule Fair. They were hoping to see you all there. Rauru might come too.

Link: What the hell! Rauru is a pervert! There will be too many kids there!

Impa: Do not worry, sir. He is in therapy.

RN: Meanwhile in therapy…

Therapist: So, Rauru, how did you get like this?

Rauru: A mad scientist brainwashed me.

Therapist: (Grabs Rauru) Tell me the truth!

Rauru: I am! I am!

Therapist: OH FINE! Get me the brainwashing machine!

Scientist: (Comes in room with huge chair)

Rauru: (Sits in chair)

Therapist: Turn it on!

Rauru: (Vibrates and mumbles weird noises)

Therapist: Alright! You're better now.

Rauru: Thank you!

Therapist: That will be 50,000 rupees.

Rauru: (Faints)

RN: Finally! The end!

Yes, the story is over. I hope you all liked it! If you liked it, I will soon be making a sequel called "The Hyrule Fair" where Link and the gang go to the fair! It will be better, badder, and of course EXTREMELY CHAOTIC!