Link: (Driving in car)
Nabooru: (Sees little boy) Linky, why don't we stop and help that little boy?
Link: How 'bout not?
Nabooru: Do it or I won't marry you!
Link: Jesus! Okay, I'll stop! (Parks on the side of the road)
Little Boy: Who the hell are you?
Link: I'm your mom. Who do you think? Just get in the damn car!
Nabooru: Why were you out there alone?
Little Boy: Rauru was starting to follow me! What a pervert!
Nabooru: Its okay, honey, we'll get you home.
Little Kid: Thanks. I got an online Halo tournament I have to play really soon…
Link: What's Halo?
Little Kid: You don't know what Halo is? It's the best game eva', n00b!1!one1!
Link: I doubt it's the best ever… I mean, Ocarina of Time is one of my favorites!
Little Kid: Ocarina of Time!1!1 that game is 4 babie, n00bish, Ninty fanboys. Halo is the h4x0rz!
Link: What are you talking about? Ocarina of Time is a great game!
Little Kid: Well, the main character is a gay guy that wears a skirt, wears tights, plays a gay little flute thing, and has a horse named "Epona". I mean, what a homo!
Link: (Elbows the kid in the face)
Little Kid: (Falls out of the car)
RN: Meanwhile back at the party…
Ganondorf: (Standing on the diving board) Do you guys want to see my cannon ball?
Darunia: Let's not do anything gay tonight…
Ganondorf: What are you talking about? You've seen my cannon ball hundreds of times!
Sheik: (Barfs in the pool)
Darunia: Well for being a homo, you have to eat the barf.
Ganondorf: OH FINE! (Eats barf)
Sheik: Ganondorf, you're such a perve!
Ganondorf: (sighs)
Darunia: Let's drink some beer! (Grabs beers and hands them to Ganondorf and Sheik)
RN: They all drink for hours and hours, drinking about 20 beers each.
Darunia: (Jumps in car with Sheik and Ganondorf. Drives around)
Other cars: Beep! Beep!
Darunia: Why the hell are they beeping?
Sheik: Maybe it's because you're driving all over the place with no control!
Ganondorf: Oh shit!
Darunia: (Runs into Link's car)
RN: OH NOES!111! Everybody in the car crash is at the hospital!
Darunia: (Wakes up) Where am I?
Impa: You are at the hospital, sir. Please stay in the bed.
Link: (Wakes up) What? Where am I?
Darunia: The hospital.
Link: (Looks around) Why the hell are we here?
Impa: You all got in a car crash.
Link: But we weren't all in the same car.
Impa: (Stares at Darunia) Well this idiot of a Goron was drunk driving and ran into you.
Link: Where are Zelda, Ruto, Malon, and Saria?
Impa: They are all at the Hyrule Fair. They were hoping to see you all there. Rauru might come too.
Link: What the hell! Rauru is a pervert! There will be too many kids there!
Impa: Do not worry, sir. He is in therapy.
RN: Meanwhile in therapy…
Therapist: So, Rauru, how did you get like this?
Rauru: A mad scientist brainwashed me.
Therapist: (Grabs Rauru) Tell me the truth!
Rauru: I am! I am!
Therapist: OH FINE! Get me the brainwashing machine!
Scientist: (Comes in room with huge chair)
Rauru: (Sits in chair)
Therapist: Turn it on!
Rauru: (Vibrates and mumbles weird noises)
Therapist: Alright! You're better now.
Rauru: Thank you!
Therapist: That will be 50,000 rupees.
Rauru: (Faints)
RN: Finally! The end!
Yes, the story is over. I hope you all liked it! If you liked it, I will soon be making a sequel called "The Hyrule Fair" where Link and the gang go to the fair! It will be better, badder, and of course EXTREMELY CHAOTIC!
