-1Bob walked towards the next gym. Just then a Rattata came and attacked Pidgeotto! "What the hell is going on?" asked Bob. "I'm your Pokemon, and this bastard is an imposter" shouted Rattata as it beated up Pidgeotto. Bob wondered what the Rattata meant, and reread chapter four. "Wait a minute" Bob said "I DID CAPTURE A RATTATA! HOW THE FUCK DID I GET A PIDGEY?" The world would never know, as Pidgeotto was knocked out and Rattata fell into a plot hole. Bob continued to the gym merrily.

There in the gym was the most attractive female Bob has seen. "Hey, I'm Kyra" said the girl "and I'm the gym leader of this gym." "ni-ni-ni-nic-nice t-t-to-to-to me-meet-me-me-meet y-y-yo-y-hello" Bob stuttered. He hasn't been this nervous to women when he had to tell his mom that he was wearing her panties.

"To tell you the truth, I don't feel like battling today" Kyra said "want to get lunch with me?" Unsure of what to say, Bob said "uh….err…..uh…..sure!" "You can leave your Pokemon here" said Kyra "I'm sure they'll have fun with my Pokemon." The two trainers left the gym, leaving Bob's Pokemon there. "I wonder where that chick's Pokemon are?" asked Missingno. Out of the darkness came a large gritty Machamp! "You sure have a purdy mouth" said the Machamp. Missingno gulped.

Bob and Kyra went to Mcfatass for lunch. Bob got burgers and fries, and Kyra got a corndog. She enjoyed licking her corndog while Bob was busying playing with the toys he got with his meal. Once Kyra was done with her corndog, she decided to grab some of Bob fires. Bob smashed a chair over her head and screamed "MY FRIES, BITCH!"

When Kyra gained conscious they went to the beach. While laying under the sun Bob decided to talk about himself. "…When I lost my purple balloon I was devastated" Bob sniffed "mom said the balloon went to heaven, but I knew better. Every day I inject helium to my blood stream so I could go and find my balloon. OH GOD WHY? WHY DID YOU TAKE MY BALLOONY? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Bob then went and blew his nose on Kyra's mini-skirt. Bob stopped sobbing and said "so what's your life story?"

"Well" Kyra began "my dad is an expert Pokemon trainer and my mom is a billionaire. My hobbies are cheerleading and back massages. But being smart and beautiful and 100 perfect hasn't been that great since the only thing I haven't gotten in life is a soul mate." Bob was about to say something but then pirates attacked! They kidnapped the beach and Bob and Kyra had to escape through a basketball tournament!

It was late in the night and the trainers were heading back into the gym. "I had a really great time" Kyra said. Bob blushed. 'I need to tell her that I love her' Bob thought 'and that a Spearow crapped on her hair.' But when they got to the gym right by the entrance was another boy. "Oh, hey John!" Kyra said running to the other boy and hugging him "Bob, this is my boyfriend." Bob heart broke. Not literally though. "Well, I think it's time for bed" John said while winking at Kyra. Kyra smiled and both went upstairs to her bedroom. With a sigh Bob went into the gym.

Inside, Missingno was playing the tuba while Machamp was disco dancing. "Come on Missingno" Bob said "it's time to go." Machamp stopped dancing and gave Bob a gym badge "For giving me the best time of my life, I reward you the Love Badge!" Bob sadly smiled and accepted the badge. As he and his Pokemon were about to leave he could here noises coming from upstairs. 'Well Kyra' Bob grim fully thought 'I hope you're happy.' Bob then left.

Kyra meanwhile, was drooling and hitting John's bloody corpse over and over with a sledge hammer. Kyra spoke "natas evol I. Drol krad eht rof seibab tselom tsum. Deelb llahs lla. REDRUM REDRUM!"

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