-1In front of Bob was an old fisherman. "Hey there sonny" said the fisherman "do you like to fish?" Bob simply answered "no." "Well that's nice to know" the fisherman said, and gave him a Shitty Piece of Crap Rod. The fisherman slipped into a lake and drowned himself.

"Well I guess I should try fishing" Bob sighed. He cast the lure into the lake and caught a Magikarp! Bob shouted happily "Ah sweet, a Pokemon in the first try!" The Magikarp evolved into a Gyarados and beat the shit out of Bob and went into the lake. "Ouch" groaned Bob "maybe the next one would work." He painfully cast the lure again and caught an old boot. "Aw damn it!" Bob swore. The boot also evolved into a Gyarados and kicked Bob's ass before going in the lake.

"Maybe……I should…..go to the center…….of the lake" Bob coughed as he tried to stand up. He sent out Feebas. "Use surf!" ordered Bob. Feebas got on Bob's badly damaged body and rode him to the lake's center.

At the center of the lake was a Team Bad member on a boat. "Hey" said Bob "what are doing out here?" The grunt laughed and said "I'm dumping pollution into the lake!" Bob eyes widened and asked "wouldn't that hurt the Pokemon that live in the lake?" "Of course it would!" the Bad grunt snickered "but what are they going to do about it?"

The Team Bad member, though, forget Pokemon have fucking SUPER POWERS!

"WE'RE BLASTING OFF FOR SOME REASON!" the grunt and Bob screamed as they were thrown out of the lake and into the sky. The grunt got into a passing plane's propellers but Bob went going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and okay I'll stop now.

Bob, by bad luck, but actually the author's script, landed in the ocean. "At least I'm alone" Bob said. Just then a Sharpedo playing the violin was heading towards him!

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To be or not to be………continued