-1Bob went the four gym. The gym leader looked like someone from another anime. "I am Iguy" said the gym leader "now let's duel!" Bob pulled out his poke balls but noticed Iguy taking out cards. "Did I mention you have to fight with Pokemon cards?" "But I don't know how to play" Bob whined. Iguy said "neither do I." They then had a battle!

"I summon Blue Eyes White Dragonite!" Iguy shouted as he put a card down. Bob puts two cards "I have Jigglypuff in defense mode and equip it with microphone-that's-also-a-marker which increases it's attacks points by two!" Iguy yelled "Now I use the trainer card Farty Pants, which allows me to pass gas on your face!" Iguy put his ass on Bob and quickly got off when his hinny got bitten. "Nice try, but I counter your move with the trap card Butt Biter!" Bob chuckled.

Bob's Pokemon were watching the battle from afar. "Oh wow, Bob used the Butt Biter card!" Missingno said. Pidgeotto asked "why the hell are we out here anyway?" "Because we're here to make this chapter more interesting so it's not just a crappy card game battle" answered Feebas. "Oh" Pidgeotto said "YOU CAN DO IT BOB! BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP!1!one!1eleven."

"Got any fire types?" asked Iguy. Bob looked at his cards and said "go fish." Iguy draws out a card and grins menacingly. "YOUR TIME IS UP BOB" Iguy shouted "FOR I USE THE NUCLEAR PWNAGE CARD!" Bob said "I use the reverse attack card." "OH SNAP I JUST GOT OWNED!" Iguy screamed, which he soon lost the game.

Once Iguy finished crying, he pulled out a badge. "You have earned the Card Badge" the gym leader said as he gave Bob the badge. Bob smiled and kicked Iguy in the groin. "Ha ha!" laughed Bob "you're a nerd!" Bob then ran away like a little girl.

Iguy suddenly seemed to age a bit. "Iguy, why didn't you let me fight him" Iguy said to himself. "I don't always need your help, pharaoh, I can fight by myself! Pff, yeah right! What? Oh come on Iguy, you suck at Pokemon cards and you know it! That's not true! You can't even get a girlfriend you geek! Don't make me kick your ass! Bring it on bitch!" Iguy punched himself over and over.