-1In the next town there was a Pokemon contest beginning. "What's a Pokemon contest?" asked Bob. Pidgeotto answered "it's like a Pokemon battle, except you use attacks to appeal people." Bob said "ooo! Let's enter!" So went to sign up for the beauty contest.

"I would like to enter my Feebas please" Bob said to the registration guy. The guy looked at Feebas and laughed, then said "good luck trying to beat Rebecca with that thing!" Bob asked "who's Rebecca?" "The reigning beauty champion, of course!" the registration guy shouted "she's this half-human half-Espeon hybrid that was once a experiment for Team Bad, but then ran away and decided to do Pokemon contests for some reason."

"We'll beat Rebecca! Won't we Feebas?" Bob said to his Pokemon. Feebas nodded. The contest then started. The contestants were good, but Feebas did a good splash move, which surprising actually was useful and got applause for it. Then the last contestant was Rebecca. For a freak she was rather hot. Rebecca used psychic to levitate a pitcher of cold water and poured it down her t-shirt. The crowd went wild with applause. Bob, Rebecca, and some other people nobody gives a rat's ass about got into the semi-finals!

"You did great, Feebas!" the trainer said. Feebas though was rather intimated by Rebecca and was rather depressed and ate lots of poke blocks. The semi-finals started and Feebas play a piano with bubble beam. Rebacca used morning sun and did a cute pose. Some Charmelon ate his trainer. Bob and Rebecca got enough appeal to go to the finals!

Bob was really excited then noticed something about his Pokemon. "Hey Feebas" Bob asked "have you gained weight?" Feebas was without a doubt, really really really fat. She gotten fat due to eating so many poke blocks! Bob put a pink bow on her head hoping nobody would notice the weight, and Feebas broke the table she was standing on.

The finals then started. Rebecca used hidden power to rip off her clothes and revealed a tiny purple bikini. The audience cheered, especially the perverts! It was Feebas's turn and things did not look good. She sighed and went on stage. Bob's plan was for her to let out a massive fart that would kill everyone so her trainer could steal the ribbon, but something else happened. Feebas's body glowed a bright white and started morphing. The glowing stopped and she was now a beautiful Milotic! Everybody cheered wildly like crazy!

"Milotic is the winner!" said the announcer. Rebecca set herself on fire and ran around like a chicken. Bob took the ribbon in joy and looked at it. "Meh" he said as he tossed it in the trash.

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ta be cantinued