-1Bob came back to the Pokemon Daycare after playing the slots for four days straight. He waited patiently as the old man who owned the daycare brought out Missingno who Bob left. "Heeey der Bobby!" Missingno chuckled while swinging a bottle of whiskey "we gotta com back 'ere more often, hehehehehehe!" The trainer didn't why Missingno would want to come back, but then the old man pulled out an egg.
"I think this is yours" said the old man as he gave Bob the egg. Bob looked at the egg in curiosity. He said to the old man "so…….do I sit on it or something?" The old man chuckled "Hahaha…..…NO! You have to walk countless miles so the egg can hatch!" Bob took a step and the egg hatched revealing a Togepi. "Well I have some daycaring to do, goodbye" said the old man as he went to mate with some female Pokemon.
Togepi cried and Bob was annoyed. "Shut up Togepi!" Bob shouted. "You know" Pidgeotto said "you really shouldn't neglect babies." "I am not neglecting Togepi!" Bob said "OOO a carnival! Let's go!" Bob put down Togepi in a forest while him and the other went to the carnival. Little did Bob know that it was the dreaded forest of thieves and bloodthirsty Pokemon and registered sex offenders. Togepi was hungry and cold and very sad.
Later in the night Bob got kicked out of the carnival during an incident in a freak show when Missingno got into a fight with the bearded duck. He went to pick up Togepi but noticed he was gone! "Where could he be?" Bob wondered. The trainer heard faint music and decided to check it out. The music lead to a gothic heavy metal concert. Bob had nothing better to do so he went to watch the band play. He noticed the guitarist was a tiny egg-like Pokemon with a black shell and piercings on his spikes above his face.
Togepi was an EMO!
"But he doesn't look an emu" Bob stupidly said. He moved through the crowd to get closer to his changed Pokemon. "HEY TOGEPI!" Bob shouted "HEY! OVER HERE! IT'S ME!" Upon hearing Bob's voice, the band instantly stopped playing and stared at Bob. In fact, the entire crowd stared at Bob. Now that he was uncomfortable with all the eyes on him, Bob made armpit fart noises. A band member then pulled Bob up on stage.
"You have a lot of nerves coming here after what you done with the Prince of Blood" the member said. Togepi nodded. "Please, it was an honest mistake!" Bob said. The crowd booed and threw stuff at Bob. "You neglected a poor defenseless baby and now he's one of us!" a band member said. The crowd chanted "one of us! One of us!"
Bob was very guilty now and also had to go to the bathroom, so he tried to persuade Togepi. "hey Togepi" Bob said "I'll give you candy if you come back with me!" Togepi turned away. "Oooo! Can I have candy?" asked the drummer. The crowd booed and threw stuff at the drummer. Bob persuaded again "toys? Movies? Games? Porn? Drugs? Weapons?" Togepi shook his head. Bob was out of ideas and was about to give up, but then had an idea.
"A Linking Park collection and a myspace account?" Bob said. Togepi's eyes widened and immediately hugged Bob. The audience went "awww" and a second later they rioted. And that's why you should always care for you kids, or else they'll act like you.
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